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Title: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Demon767 on December 06, 2009, 02:24:55 pm obviously as the title say, state what was the funniest thing you have heard a player say.
ill start it off PE is OP ;D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Wnb 1337 on December 06, 2009, 02:55:28 pm "Hey lets play allies"
"Who cares, you have tons of that shit" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Akranadas on December 06, 2009, 05:24:23 pm "Devs favour axis"
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: AmPM on December 06, 2009, 05:54:10 pm Anything Tym or Lionel have to say about Axis =)
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Groundfire on December 06, 2009, 05:55:51 pm "USE YOUR JEEP TO FUCK UP HIS PATHING!!!"
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Tymathee on December 06, 2009, 06:13:17 pm Anything ampm has to say about allies ;)
Anybody who says that Terror isn't OP "Watch me beat his jagd with this m10" "Callies are OP" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: fallensoldier7 on December 06, 2009, 06:24:25 pm "Terror's not OP, it's just the only Axis doctrine that can counter AB"
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Dnicee on December 06, 2009, 06:27:55 pm wow haha...its like nothing funny has been said if its not about balance! :o
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Computer991 on December 06, 2009, 06:30:14 pm "Terror's not OP, it's just the only Axis doctrine that can counter AB" "Rifles are so pwnage" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Malevolence on December 07, 2009, 12:19:18 am (http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8748/pak88.png)
/thread Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Akranadas on December 07, 2009, 06:49:19 am Where did my posts go? - Everyone
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Piotrskivich on December 07, 2009, 08:01:23 am People who eat through ventrilo...
"Gnom gnom gnom gnom...." Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: stumpster on December 07, 2009, 10:10:26 am DwightPatton - "HOOOOOOKAY I ABANDON."
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: CrazyWR on December 07, 2009, 03:03:00 pm Everything Muller ever said.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Demon767 on December 07, 2009, 03:18:37 pm titeville
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: PlanetExpress on December 07, 2009, 03:18:52 pm Hearing snatches of what Evil listens to.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Two on December 07, 2009, 03:28:24 pm "Two sucks"
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Killer344 on December 07, 2009, 03:56:57 pm "Two is so pr0"
nvm, nobody ever said that, my bad. :D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Computer991 on December 07, 2009, 04:21:43 pm Mods always ruining threads.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on December 07, 2009, 04:37:29 pm I always quote this for teh lulz but this actually happened back in old EIR when i played with some other noob. I think O4B was in the game so ill use him as an example.
"I can't wait to unleash my horde of bikes" - new player "wtf? bikes!? rehost!" (o4b maybe?) [O4B has left the game] Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: versusversace on December 08, 2009, 02:31:36 am computer is seriously the king of quotes :)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/15gfh5j.jpg) Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: shockcoil on December 08, 2009, 04:12:57 am Bring back the page of computer quotes!
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Tymathee on December 08, 2009, 05:52:46 am Mods always ruining threads. that siggy is mesmerizing and not in a good way, more in a wtf way Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: deadbolt on December 08, 2009, 11:17:06 am Everything Muller ever said. you cant speak of muller. and listening to puddin whine when shenanigans is in the same channel. LAWL. Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Malevolence on December 08, 2009, 01:14:08 pm Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: thaelmann on December 08, 2009, 02:49:44 pm i'll go for the strange squeaky noise smokaz broadcasts on xfire
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Demon767 on December 08, 2009, 03:12:14 pm hey whyd you lose smokaz "My dam teammate did nothing so i gave up halfway"
What happened smokaz "my teammate had stupid call ins" we're disappointed smokaz what happened out there "My teammates suck they just blob everywhere" Wittman :maybe its just you. Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Killer344 on December 08, 2009, 03:19:06 pm "You can't ban me"
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Lai on December 08, 2009, 06:41:03 pm "What happened to my StuG?"
by APEX Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: RikiRude on December 09, 2009, 01:50:14 am "i got up from the toilet to check on the game then went back, what happened?"
-fallensoldier Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Sach on December 09, 2009, 06:14:21 am 'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: EIRRMod on December 17, 2009, 02:50:19 am 'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o Just....No. Classic! Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Tymathee on December 17, 2009, 04:53:10 am 'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o i lol'd.... Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Heartmann on December 28, 2009, 03:24:03 pm Player - "I dont need inf, i got M7"
Me - "But if you lose al the time mabyt you should change tactics?" Player - " Dont ahve to i got M7" PonySlaystation - "But this is a team game, got to do team work." Player - " Dont need team work got M7" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: deadbolt on December 28, 2009, 03:30:47 pm remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Eternal on December 28, 2009, 03:40:46 pm Someone once had this as a sig. Cant remember the names though:
Player 1: "How many useless king-of-the-hill, the-guy-below-me etc. threads do we need?" Player 2: "Atleast they're not as useless as the balance forums" Player 1: "Touché" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on December 28, 2009, 10:20:20 pm Hey Condor where r u from? - MysthalinTLS
Not Lithuania - FLightoflCarcus Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: velocity78 on December 29, 2009, 09:04:00 am remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD Thats a priest Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Heartmann on December 29, 2009, 10:25:05 pm remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD Thats a priest Roflol! Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on January 03, 2010, 09:30:08 pm Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Killer344 on January 03, 2010, 09:30:48 pm Rofl.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Heartmann on January 03, 2010, 09:59:27 pm Computer991: I almost had a threesome 3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish Admit it that it was 2 dudes! Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: velocity78 on January 03, 2010, 10:09:50 pm Velocity78: Quick lionel kills his vet 3 stug it needs one more hit
lionel: YES I GOT THE STUG Jinker: *jumps into our channel* YOU F*CKING COCK SUCKER Jinker: *rage quits* Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on January 03, 2010, 10:28:40 pm Velocity78: Quick lionel kills his vet 3 stug it needs one more hit lionel: YES I GOT THE STUG Jinker: *jumps into our channel* YOU F*CKING COCK SUCKER Jinker: *rage quits* xD Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Heartmann on January 04, 2010, 10:08:57 am Classic just classic humor! :D
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Groundfire on January 04, 2010, 10:36:02 am Computer991: I almost had a threesome 3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish manah jah tuia. ;D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Computer991 on January 04, 2010, 10:49:47 am Computer991: I almost had a threesome 3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish truth be told,saddest day of my life. Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Killer344 on January 04, 2010, 11:18:35 am Threesome = Trío btw.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Computer991 on January 04, 2010, 04:18:52 pm Threesome = Trío btw. Gracias,pero no creo que voy a tener esa oppornidad otra vez :'( HEY KILLER QUIERES TENER UN TRIO? Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Unkn0wn on January 04, 2010, 04:20:47 pm Hasta la victoria siempre!
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on January 12, 2010, 10:34:24 am "Hey Dutchgirl what time is it over there in Dutchland?"
- Wittmann Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Killer344 on January 20, 2010, 11:03:23 pm "sory no joke i just had savage diorea"
- Repent Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: RikiRude on January 20, 2010, 11:48:43 pm "sory no joke i just had savage diorea" - Repent Best and most acceptable way to tell your team why you didn't deploy. "I could hear my vent being paged through the bathroom walls!" - Repent Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: brn4meplz on January 21, 2010, 12:29:16 am Player refusing to play in game and then demanding that the rest of the team apologize to make him feel better. Ohh wait that wasn't the funniest thing I ever heard it was the MOST RETARDED -You know who you are, and like I said at the time if that was real life I'd have shot you myself
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Nevyen on January 21, 2010, 12:43:37 am New guy joins vent channel:
Apex joins vent channel: Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?" New guy " Sure!" 20mins later Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther " Guess who the new guy was :P other classic Every game of abbeville he ever played Apex "Ok ill got the chateau guys !" Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Tine on January 21, 2010, 07:24:34 am "Hey Dutchgirl what time is it over there in Dutchland?" - Wittmann Oh yeah i remember that.. LOL ;D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Heartmann on January 21, 2010, 07:41:34 am I know this is not from EiR but it is still funny as hell:
Me and a m8 pissed off the wrong ppl yesterday when we been out, and after abit of a scrap with only us 2 and 2 other blokes 5 more apperad, and we figured fight another day right? so anyway while we runnin we find this ally and I ask where does this lead to, and my m8 says It leads away from the poeple chasing us, so shut up and like it! :D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Lai on January 21, 2010, 09:57:46 am New guy joins vent channel: Apex joins vent channel: Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?" New guy " Sure!" 20mins later Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther " Guess who the new guy was :P other classic Every game of abbeville he ever played Apex "Ok ill got the chateau guys !" Was it you, Nevy? Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Silver1Wolf2 on January 21, 2010, 11:02:26 am Back before reinforcements:
Me: MountainMan, are you gonna AB spam me again this game? MountainMan: No. Me: Ok. *MountainMan manages to raid assault 5 vetted AB RR squads on top of 2 ostwinds that game* Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Tine on January 21, 2010, 07:14:09 pm Computer to Groundfire (i guess it was him..)
Computer: Can i be your daughter? I will be a pretty little girl! Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on January 23, 2010, 11:04:01 pm Smokaz talking about how buttsex is not natural.
Need I say more? Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: EIRRMod on January 24, 2010, 01:55:07 am Computer991: I almost had a threesome truth be told,saddest day of my life.3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times. Works for me! Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Jinker on January 24, 2010, 05:04:21 am After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.
Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor... Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Sach on January 24, 2010, 06:39:13 am Computer991: I almost had a threesome truth be told,saddest day of my life.3rdCondor: How? Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times. Works for me! Mrs Lucifer is a lucky lady. Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: velocity78 on January 24, 2010, 11:45:25 am After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*. Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor... First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: CafeMilani on January 24, 2010, 01:35:57 pm After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*. Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor... First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me lamso, nobody cares :D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on January 24, 2010, 09:25:11 pm Hey Lionel is there a way that you can set up so you can bang that princess bitch in Dragon Age?
- Jodomar Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on February 03, 2010, 03:24:35 pm SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Computer991 on February 03, 2010, 06:12:25 pm Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: 3rdCondor on February 12, 2010, 06:29:54 pm m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka
Jinker: and who the fuck are you? m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch cannibus: lmao Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: thaelmann on June 02, 2010, 04:50:36 pm Quote from: zarkolalos gf?? what that Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: lionel23 on June 02, 2010, 05:59:14 pm After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*. Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor... First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me Priceless.... ;D Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: velocity78 on June 02, 2010, 06:04:21 pm m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka Jinker: and who the fuck are you? m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch cannibus: lmao I loled Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: winisez on June 02, 2010, 11:30:44 pm New guy joins vent channel: Apex joins vent channel: Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?" New guy " Sure!" 20mins later Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther " Guess who the new guy was :P New guy logs on to EIR ( me) Nevyen - Ill give you a 1v1 to show you how the game works Me- sure ( proceeds to get instructions on how to play and such) Nev- Ok so you got to bring on some stuff now Me- is that a king tiger......? Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Unkn0wn on June 03, 2010, 04:13:00 am Be glad it was nev and not Apex :p
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: rifle87654 on June 03, 2010, 04:24:44 am SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla What are hollas and dollas?SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla Spanish for hull and doll? So I think the meaning behind the quote is: Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank, if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll. Why would he say that? Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Baine on June 03, 2010, 04:25:28 am Rofl.
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: deadbolt on June 03, 2010, 05:07:15 am SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla What are hollas and dollas?SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla Spanish for hull and doll? So I think the meaning behind the quote is: Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank, if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll. Why would he say that? you cant be serious- u must be a troll. Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: EliteGren on June 03, 2010, 06:35:58 am ROFL
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Demon767 on June 03, 2010, 06:40:59 am HAHAHA Rifle owns the best furom member of the year award :D
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Lai on June 03, 2010, 08:59:25 am In a few years rifle will have grown enough to succeed me!
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: EliteGren on May 06, 2012, 10:10:01 am What are hollas and dollas? Spanish for hull and doll? So I think the meaning behind the quote is: Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank, if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll. Why would he say that? This is just so unreal. It has to be seen. Rifle you are missed by alot of people Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Sachaztan on May 06, 2012, 10:11:04 am What's with all the nekro???
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Vermillion_Hawk on May 06, 2012, 12:08:53 pm Necromancy is bad. Haven't any of you read books by H. P. Lovecraft?
Title: Re: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said Post by: Unkn0wn on May 06, 2012, 12:13:30 pm Necro be gone
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