Title: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Katusha on August 27, 2011, 03:19:00 pm Random unplanned meeting, I bet Morka doesn't even know he's versing bigdick:
Battle #38134 Allies: Skaffa Bigdick Darksoldier vs Axis: Heartmann Morka John8ball Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Dnice559 on August 27, 2011, 03:32:57 pm Someone better stream!
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Dnice559 on August 27, 2011, 03:35:36 pm Fake thread tbh! ???
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Katusha on August 27, 2011, 03:38:01 pm I asked morka to stream, but he didnt want to :-\
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 04:06:26 pm LOl I ddint even belive it was BD, cuz he was so bad. I thought he was good??? I dont know who actually thinks BD can do anything tbh. Have fun bitches get the replay later maybe ;). Its only worth it to see all of skaffas vet.
Also I had no clue it was BD. Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: skaffa on August 27, 2011, 04:07:09 pm replay posted http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=20933.msg367374;topicseen#new
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: BigDick on August 27, 2011, 04:09:25 pm LOl I ddint even belive it was BD, cuz he was so bad. I thought he was good??? I dont know who actually thinks BD can do anything tbh. Have fun bitches get the replay later maybe ;). Its only worth it to see all of skaffas vet. i think someone with 6 snipers and 7 gwaggon is bad tbh (not to mention that i had zero sniper counters and 1 gwaggon counter and i played second game since more than 2 weeks on a rank6 company) and actually U LOST like the game before on your Damntheyarecomming smurf ::) Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: DarkSoldierX on August 27, 2011, 04:10:24 pm Did so bad that game I might kill myself tonite.
All I remember killing as far is infantry is two snipers. My anti infantry was like non existant and used for silly purposes, like charging snipers ::) Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 04:12:21 pm i think someone with 6 snipers and 7 gwaggon is bad tbh (not to mention that i had zero sniper counters and 1 gwaggon counter and i played second game since more than 2 weeks on a rank6 company) and actually U LOST like the game before on your Damntheyarecomming smurf ::) HUh? I even told heartmann that it was a joke company coming into the match. YOU won becasue of skaffa, I dont want to hear your poor excuses. Your still a baddie so far, get some sniper counters like skaffa did. The game was fun, trying to kill skaffas vet was the best part. I dont have a smurf called Damntheyarecoming...sorry :( Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: BigDick on August 27, 2011, 04:13:24 pm excuses for what? that U LOST?
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 04:14:51 pm (not to mention that i had zero sniper counters and 1 gwaggon counter and i played second game since more than 2 weeks on a rank6 company) ^this l2readyourownquotes Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 04:16:42 pm Come get in a real match with me btw, I would love to hype it up, we can do two shti allies or two good allies. Id rather both of us get 2 complete noobs and that way it will be a head to head battle between us.
Your probably not going to respond to anything like all the PMs I sent you so I dont know why I even bother talking to you anymore. You dunce. Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: BigDick on August 27, 2011, 04:19:48 pm why should i even bother to respond to a dumbfag like u?
not to mention that your a spam mong like panda Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 04:24:25 pm Your such a baddie. Just because you thought you were good 3 years ago doesnt mean you still have any clout today. Come respond too me, your just too afraid to actually play a game its funny, almost sad actually. You filthy baboon brained piece of turd.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: TheVolskinator on August 27, 2011, 04:25:41 pm Madbros? They mad. Both mad...
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: BigDick on August 27, 2011, 04:32:05 pm Just because you thought you were good 3 years ago doesnt mean you still have any clout today. i never said im the best player on earth or in eir u idiot actually i don't care since this is a game Quote Come respond too me, your just too afraid to actually play a game its funny, almost sad actually. You filthy baboon brained piece of turd. did i played last game or did i not? and as i said that was 2 games in last 2-3 weeks and both (i think the game before was against u too) was against u....so i don't even get what u mong are talking about /over and out i have some better things to do than chatting with retards ps: Come get in a real match with me btw, i make u an offer....since its only a real game when u win... we play a 1v1 i surrender after 5min you win and be happy finally and stop bitching me happy too get a life Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: WildZontar on August 27, 2011, 05:20:01 pm Just trying to find a way on how this all started, but I think it started something like this.
1) Morka and his stomp buddies use stupid Blitzkrieg Lighting War Gimmick (Volks with no assault nade icons/HMGs/Stugs) 2) Mork posts these replays up on the forums stating theses games were enjoyable and fun to watch. 3) I frustrated, being in one of these stomps, question the human deceny that is Morka, and as to why he not only posts a non-enteraining replay, but as to why he would play in such a way that limits the amount of fun for the other side. 4) Morka somewhere states in these complete stomps that he is really skilled, even though he is using a gimmick that gives him the upper hand if two other buddies do the same exact thing. 5) BigDick, trying to prove Morka wrong, and that he only won because of the stack/gimmick, jokingly posts a IR on the FunnyStuff thread of Morka doing outright horrible. 6) Morka is pissed, and insults BigDick, a lot of other people jump on the BD hate bandwagon, BD gets mad because Morka is constantly insulting him for no apparent reason. Atleast that's how I see it, it might be another way, but I can't really seem to find a way to hate BD at the moment. Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: AmPM on August 27, 2011, 05:23:52 pm I just figure they are both failguys and move on.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Katusha on August 27, 2011, 05:48:35 pm I watched the replay, and I was disappointed :'(
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 05:54:00 pm Zontar your just bad, go cry more. I only hate on Bd becasue hes better then a scrub like you.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 05:55:05 pm Ok ill pick a noob teamate and BD can have zontar as his noob.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: WildZontar on August 27, 2011, 06:15:36 pm Zontar your just bad, go cry more. I only hate on Bd becasue hes better then a scrub like you. ::) Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Katusha on August 27, 2011, 06:18:03 pm So when is Morka vs Wildzontar happening?
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: WildZontar on August 27, 2011, 06:24:17 pm So when is Morka vs Wildzontar happening? Whenever I have time ;D I never said I was the best player ever, but I'm certainly not the worst, I just find it ridiculous when people use gimmicks and spam to win and then called themselves skilled for doing so afterwards :P Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Dnice559 on August 27, 2011, 06:40:12 pm IM SKILLED! I RUN A BALANCED COY FFS! Stop jizzle my feelings! guush!
oh, this thread wasnt about me...ops my bad. Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: WildZontar on August 27, 2011, 07:01:33 pm IM SKILLED! I RUN A BALANCED COY FFS! Stop jizzle my feelings! guush! oh, this thread wasnt about me...ops my bad. :P I'll stop now, if that was directed towards me ^_^ Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Dnice559 on August 27, 2011, 07:04:48 pm No no, it was really about me! people should know that im a winner without spam!
so HAHA! Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: RikiRude on August 27, 2011, 07:15:37 pm i feel like you guys just need to brodude out.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: velocity78 on August 27, 2011, 07:20:39 pm if you guys don't stop this back in fourth arguing this will be locked
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: WildZontar on August 27, 2011, 07:28:43 pm No no, it was really about me! people should know that im a winner without spam! so HAHA! Yeah? Well, your face! Oh oh! And your mother! How about that? :P Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Heartmann on August 27, 2011, 07:51:51 pm Lol yea i remember this game, The snipers where a real silly thing, i know he told me it was a joke, but you know, it still feelz silly then. I dont play EiR to do jokes with coys, i play to have fun, like chess, you can talk to the buddies while you play but the game it self should be a seriouse matter. Even if its just for fun.
Skaffa and BD and Dark won that game, And sure skaffa had lots of vet, but Morka did gimmick, so it evende it self out alright? Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 08:03:33 pm Lol yea i remember this game, The snipers where a real silly thing, i know he told me it was a joke, but you know, it still feelz silly then. I dont play EiR to do jokes with coys, i play to have fun, like chess, you can talk to the buddies while you play but the game it self should be a seriouse matter. Even if its just for fun. Skaffa and BD and Dark won that game, And sure skaffa had lots of vet, but Morka did gimmick, so it evende it self out alright? +1 Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: spinn72 on August 27, 2011, 08:46:30 pm Srsly just get over it. It's a game. You play it to have fun, not to prove "OMGWTF I'M BETTER THAN YOU GUYZ". Due to the nature of EIRR, you guys could play 10 games and odds are it'd be 50/50 each time. That's just the way the game is, hell, that's just the way the engine is. It's random -- it's not x counters y 100% of the time.
If you want to play a competitive game, go play SC2 or any of those DOTA clones. That thread that Heartmann started said you guys were basically 50/50 in terms of how the community sees your skill level. Be happy that you're both considered good players and just get on with it! Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 27, 2011, 11:16:40 pm Community = bunch of idiots tbh. Including myself.
Whatever, it doesnt even matter. BD is a douchebag that wont let me have some fucking fun in this "community". I try to make something in this mod relatively interesting and he wont even comply to a simple match that would be fun and comepelling. Fucking make this mod good for something. I dont even care anymore. Whats the point of making a so-called "balanced" company, i dont get it. I made a balanced company in my mind. I had aT and aI, what else do i need?! I really dont understand why people complain about spam or gimmick? There is no such thing, soooo stop complaining. Spinn I never wanted to say im better than anyone, my initial intent was just to have people watch what I thought was a funny and enraging replay. It turned into something else completely which is awesome and funny. Also, I really dont think it would be 50/50 all the time. Ive played with all of the best players and BD isnt one of them, Im sorry. Luck is a really big factor alot of times but it really doesnt do much for initial gameplay. Ugh *facepalm* what am i doing, this whole thing is dumb. Please lock this, im done gg all. Have fun when warmap comes out 2 years from now. Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: DarkSoldierX on August 27, 2011, 11:35:14 pm THAT is your nerdrage quit letter?
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: EIRRMod on August 28, 2011, 12:20:16 am <big ass snip> Gets in delorian, sets time to 2 years ahead, grabs code for now - just gotta integrate it eh?Have fun when warmap comes out 2 years from now. lol Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: BigDick on August 28, 2011, 01:43:49 am Is this still going? :o
Lol yea i remember this game, The snipers where a real silly thing, i know he told me it was a joke, but you know, it still feelz silly then. I dont play EiR to do jokes with coys, i play to have fun, like chess, you can talk to the buddies while you play but the game it self should be a seriouse matter. Yeah i completely know what you mean. That game was probably no fun for morkas teammates because of gimmick, it was not much fun for his opponents because of gimmick and it was definitely no fun for himself because he lost ;D Community = bunch of idiots tbh. Including myself. Whatever, it doesnt even matter. BD is a douchebag that wont let me have some fucking fun in this "community". sorry morka for my harsh words in my last post i did not wanted to hurt your feelings in the face of your bitter moments of defeat :( don't get angry towards me :-* (http://666kb.com/i/bwghtyvyssd2rnekn.jpg) i promise you it will hurt less when you finally accept your defeat and move on Morka (http://666kb.com/i/bwgho2lgm07iznjbb.jpg) BigDick (http://666kb.com/i/bwghv0zz03q33u9vr.jpg) Cheer up Little Dick! (http://666kb.com/i/bwghy2xjsug1dsolj.jpg) here is your booby prize (http://666kb.com/i/bwghz0r8rt7ac1jev.jpg) :) :) :) Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: spinn72 on August 28, 2011, 01:56:51 am ^ I lol'd so hard!
p.s. who is Katusha? Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: shockcoil on August 28, 2011, 02:09:33 am BD for president!
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: marda145 on August 28, 2011, 02:30:28 am Morka is the dirtiest spammer these days...
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: MorkaandBorka on August 28, 2011, 03:49:58 am Is this still going? :o Yeah i completely know what you mean. That game was probably no fun for morkas teammates because of gimmick, it was not much fun for his opponents because of gimmick and it was definitely no fun for himself because he lost ;D sorry morka for my harsh words in my last post i did not wanted to hurt your feelings in the face of your bitter moments of defeat :( don't get angry towards me :-* i promise you it will hurt less when you finally accept your defeat and move on Cheer up Little Dick! here is your booby prize :) :) :) Is that really the best you could do? Look who has no life now :( Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: shockcoil on August 28, 2011, 04:03:39 am Morka is the dirtiest spammer these days... QFTTitle: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: NightRain on August 28, 2011, 05:44:05 am Morka is the dirtiest spammer these days... That isn't even true. His companies are interesting to be honest. 6 Snipers is just an example. It is the best counter vs British vetwhore bren armies and that is a fact. Also handy to clear out the anti tank gun walls. Though I still wonder why he fails with Gwagons that are like marders. Sure I know what he tries but that isn't so workable versus at infantry he so eagerly engages... Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: TheVolskinator on August 28, 2011, 06:06:46 am He thinks the Gwagen's MG will roflpwn them IMO. Facing all his snipers was a bitch and a half, but it was pretty effective (on Metz, a 4v4) at raping my vet. Need to give that company a rest...but anyways, Morka's spams are infuriating when you face them, but brilliant once you've calmed down and actually analyze them.
Title: Re: Morka vs Bigdick finally happening Post by: Katusha on August 28, 2011, 11:02:22 am |