COH: Europe In Ruins

This game ended up being CLOSE


http://www.gamefront.com/files/21297124/skaffacomp+vs+smokazwind.7z

Featuring:

Skaffa
Computer (on his 16+ vet 3 unit army)

vs

Wind
Smokaz


Enjoy this highly entertaining 2v2.

-Wind

Computer had a lot of vet.

Oh my.

You guys must of vetted that church up to vet 2 or 3 like a baws.

did computer know he had FA on most of his units, i only saw him use it towards the end.

wait day or 2,after a bit more noob blood spilled,there will be even more vet...as long as there are noobs in mod,his vet has 'without numbers' special rule.

whats fa?

first aid

It was pure desperation, in the open the units they had would have slaughtered us.  I gotta say I hate attacking lmgs in big houses as well, they just dont take any damage.

Love how many vet died this battle XD some 1 make screenies for gork :)
Meanie smokaz afther killing all his vet. you even trolling computer :P

It is shocking to see how little the P4s did this game. Even a single Ostwind did more than all the P4s together. Shame that it is such a shite little tank but I guess you can't expect anything more when fighting vs TD and ATG spam companies right?

The stormtroopers did majority of the work on infantry. The bundles and mp44s combined made them a lethal force. It was kinda interesting see how they fought like regular grenadiers in few points but they did reck up few kills.

I couldn't see a ATG or TD spam. How should the allied fight against tanks?
With Bazookas/Stickies only?  ::)

You just overrun them? You're going to think so sooner or later. Imo they would have won if they instead of doing 15 x barrel roll head first into the church just had gone around, but poor skaffa was playing with a guy who could lose a game like this:

(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9535/relic00718.jpg)

Losing to dreamondreamer = delete eirr time

is he that bad?   (computer)

eh smokaz didn't u made this thread "improving comunity tone" some days ago? http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=22699.0

now changed your mind by dicking around here?

erm,that was almost like 2 weeks ago,this is now!

Computer is exempt from all good things, but its funny that you the troll vizir care. I guess you guys are having fun over at the TS, sucking the lifeblood out of bearsoul.

we were laughing about your madness very often thats true  8) 8) 8)

I don't claim to be normal

I pulled off that game because I was Allies who went on the axis side and I didn't want a loss on my company because I wanted the extra pp's....Clearly you're blind and stupid and a druggy.

In defense of computer, I don't think he's a a poor player (as has been suggested a bit extremely).

I'd put him above Lionel and  below Heartmann on the skill ranking --  dependable to not  hurt his team in a medium to hard game, but not going to dramatically change its fortunes either. In elite games he would be .5 for balancing reasons (where a Smokaz/David/Skaffa/*drunk*Morka would be a 1) but just that alone puts him above the majority of the mod playerbase.

-Wind

No no, you don't do individual numbers for Rattenwaffe. It's more like 0.3RW. Where the combined farm of Bearsoul sometimes allows for a slow slow win.

Smokaz you are aces

smokaz we can give you a 10 or 1000 multiplier if it makes u happy
but stick to your nerdy buddies who needs to store screenshots of endgame scores of a video game  ;D ;D ;D im sure it makes you less mad to stimulate each others e-peen   8) 8) 8)

Hey, if he needs pictures to remember something, I don't blame him. A lot of old people tie strings on their fingers to help them recall something important. You know what your biggest weakness is? That you wish so hard to be funny, but you just can't express yourself in a humorous way whatsoever. You might seem more laid back and trolling if you didn't try so hard.

  the difference between us is u want to be  funny and i want to have fun

last one is not dependent of others opinion  ::) ::) ::)

LOL

Except smokaz is funny

Also, Smokaz has some intelligence going for him. Big Dick is like a particularily clingy, albeit moronic fungus that manages to survive despite even the most bizarre circumstances.

No one knows how he sticks around, but he does!

Got to give him props for that, even fungus deserves applause from time to time.

-Wind

I would definitely rate a fungii's ability to surive as one of it's finer trait.

G4E

And wind gets it right once again!!!!

and the next mong has shown up  ;D ;D ;D awe hai morka

as i would give a shit to opinions of internet guys exceptionally some little specials who screenshot and archives scores of each game they played in a video game rofl - how sad is that please maybe he will realize one day

so keep it comming but get it more interesting  8) 8) 8)

Why are you on here than?

But obviously


You mean us guys you hang out with and read all the posts of and write troll responses to and lurk the forum together with


"I dont care but plz keep doing it"

LOSER!

bbuuuuuuurrrrpppp mr walrus where are your glasses?

(http://rlv.zcache.com/i_am_the_walrus_postcard-p239791661183972881z8iat_400.jpg)

oh and hai morka and co

I think the saddest thing of all is that you spend so much of your life hanging around the periphery of this mod's community despite the fact that you barely ever play, are terrible when you do, and are pretty much universally pitied, humiliated and maligned by 99% of the people you encounter. Who on earth would willingly subject themselves to such a miserable and sad existence day in and day out for so long? You'd think the utter lack of encouragement from any sector for your continued presence would have weeded you out long ago, but in a sign of tremendously incredible obliviousness you somehow manage to endure. Even cave mould, one of the most stubborn of all living organisms, could learn a thing from you.

I can only guess the cause is  either masochism or self-loathing that keeps you motivated to lurk a forum that returns you nothing but abuse and disdain, but then again who knows maybe you have your reasons.

Anyway, don't you think you'd be happier somewhere where you could have a fresh start at connecting with people, or at least in a game where you had some abillity (or even, at the very least, played from time to time?). Just think of the possibilities! If you worked at it you might come off well enough to meet more than 1 person to play with! And if you were careful, you might avoid letting your lack of wit or charisma represent you as a rather unfavourable small man with some kind of inferiority complex. You'd astronomically improve the amount of people you could have on your team so that you didn't have to exclusively stick close to one guy for you're entire career! And eventually your confidence would improve and you might actually not be so terrified of losing that you would get enough games in to actually improve!
 

It's genius!

This coming from a self proclaimed arrogant failure of a comedian.

I've proclaimed myself as an arrogant failure of a comedian?!

I have to say, that wasn't a very good idea on my part. Doh!

#grammarishard

Adjectives* bro learn to read them, so whats crawled up your ass this week wind whats the need to flame big dick?

edit: lol hashtags what are you, gay?

So much anger, so little understanding of basic English haha

Turn off the rage coloured glasses and take a breather.

You don't represent yourself well when you're frothing at the mouth lol

if bigdick is lonely, youre definately lonelier wind

this is how i picture you

(http://www.lostwildcat.com/avatars/Wrong_Internet.jpg)

only without the person calling

I think you misunderstand exactly why i'm replying regardless I think you need to more time in class and less at stand up gigs. I think you meant Foaming at the mouth anyways humans don't froth...beer & Milk froths.

haut rein Jungs!

From the way it seems, you're angry that you got spanked in public and you want to try and get even anyway you can (albeit it ineptly). I get that. For some guys with self esteem problems the need to heal after humiliation is a pretty powerful one so that's why I'm patient with you and give you a long leash to play on. You're like the kid with the helmet at school who just needs to figure things out via trial and error...mostly just error.

And Aloha, that comic is one of my favorites. I get way too much enjoyment out of arguing on the internet -- it's more addictive than Meth. I'm at peace with it though. You just seem to get mad when you're arguing with people on the internet, which I think is too bad. Who knows, maybe you'd have a lot more fun if you learned to not take yourself so seriously?

zZzZZzZZZzZZzZZZzzzzzZZzzz you're putting me to sleep with your repetitiveness come up with something new wind till then ill be around.

Time heals all wounds

Still boring I expect better from you.

Ho ho beriberi! It's the infinite regression argument!

The last bastion of the uninspired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA

This one is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyMy0hw0sw


It has lyrics so you can sing.

Dear computer,

I'm sorry I said you were on a losing streak against me and then posted the objective evidence to prove it when you denied it. I'm sorry it embarrassed you in front of our friends, and made you feel like less of a man.

That was so wrong of me. I can see now why you are filled with immortal rage and epeen sadness.

What was I thinking?!

Oh LAWD I'm a monster!!


WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

/wrist

This is something new, Go on. Theres no epeen involved here anyways its just EIRR.

If it makes you feel any better, I defended you earlier in this thread by saying you were not terrible.

I think I deserve Brownie points for that or something.

-allaroundniceguyWind

No not really... deflate your head and maybe.

On further review I think I'm right about the brownie points and am going to help myself to a few. Way to go teamwork!

And though you have taken my teasing you about your losing streak personally, I want you to know I still think you're an all around decent guy. I keep your mediocre COH abillity seperate from your personality and character. You may be a little emotionally volatile sure, but you mean well and then again...who isn't?

Let's have a beer. This one's on me

People who don't play eirr :P

The idiot deserves it honestly, when everyone forgets about it and start hating on BD, he decides to show up.

Lol!

Killer, you  just cracked me up. You should return to the launcher and come play.

-Wind

Killer, computer started hanging out with BD and aloha a few weeks ago on their special eirr german teamspeak where they plan special operations (stomping bearsoul).

as you can see the brain rot is in the advanced stage, normally a brain can take a few punches but you see computer's already had more holes than a swizz cheese

Would like to add that waking up, logging in to the forum and listening to these songs this morning really did it for me. I was there was some kind of holiday I could exclamate gratulations about.

1943 february Dwight Eisenhower is selected as the general of the allied army. Happy  Eisenhower day!

that made me lol

u mad walrus cos nobody want to hang out with you? not even on the inderwebz?


there is an edit button if u like to extend your burps srslysrsly!!!

but don't produce wall of texts like that windy nerd - which can be cut off into something like "QQ im so mad" im sure - cos that costs to much time and effort to read  8) 8) 8)

Does anyone else get the feeling that they actually lose IQ trying to read/decode BD's posts?

lol, the guy has the articulation of a schizophrenic hippopotamus drowning in black label whiskey.

Sometimes I alternate between wanting to make fun of him some more and genuinely just wanting to help him out somehow. Like sending him a small smiling teddy bear that says "I understand you even if no one else does" when you pull a string... or something. Maybe one of those posters with the cat that says "Hang in there"? He needs something to go his way once in a while, right?


Me too Hans. I mean sure we're picking on three easy targets, but that doesn't stop it from being funny nonetheless.

-Wind

no worries not much there to lose for u then windy lolz

but you should better use ur time for collecting score screenshots of video games  ;D ;D ;D

And BD just goes on to prove winds point...

sehr gut komrade,

bigdick proves winds point? how

Like this line, and then reading BDs posts.

si

wind needs to stop making this forum a better version of 4chan TBH.

at least i can draw a proper "G" with paint, apparently not everyone can do that

lol

Oh. my. gooodnes. You are right!


Think of all I could do with that 1 second at the end of every game that it takes me to hit the "prt screen button". Not to mention then I could save all that time where my computer automatically adds it to mydocuments/mygames/companyofheroes/screenshots for me and indexes it by filename without any effort on my part.

 Alas, if I saved that 1 second every game over the past 3 years I'd have saved up... HOLY MONKEY MADNESS, a few minutes!!!! I could have practicaly cured cancer with all that time!


Bigdick once again your genius powers of logic and deductive reasoning have shown their value! You may have the communication skills of a depressed and decapitated duckbill platypus, and sure you waste hours every month lurking around a forum for a mod you barely ever play and are universally made fun of in (when you're not wasting tons of time pretending to be afk in the launcher so that the counterstack will leave), but let it never be said your capacity for startlingly useless insights is not substantial!

wall of text equals windy nerd is mad auw yeee  8) 8) 8)

 I don't think you realize that using sarcasm and irony to make fun of your clumsy stupidity is the very substance of joy hehe

pressing 1 button = nerdy

having a automated program for saving replays and battlefiles to folder = not nerdy

germany4ever

Priceless!

Taking 1 second to press a button = waste of time

Spending hours a week on a forum for a mod you barely ever play that is in a language you can barely type =  not waste of time

Bigdick4ever

I'm noticing a large lack of caring in this thread so.

(http://media.bigoo.ws/content/top/cartoons/cartoons_187.gif)

I try adding a carebear.

But

(http://i41.tinypic.com/nmjf9w.png)

It failed.

I love it. ;D

awww we shut him up with that

what have the eir forums becom? its a place for pathetic people who desperately try to 'troll' others. and mods being absent (useles) but still braging about being devs  ^^
its anarchy!

now come here wind and quote this to correct my built-in spelling mistakes  ::)

it reflects the rest of the state, with mediocre dodgers as yourself sitting on BT, most of the good players being inactive, and warmap flunking out

Why would I need to correct your spelling mistakes when your unintentional hypocrisy is so much juicer and easier to make fun of?

Aloha taking the moral highground on people desperately trying to "troll" others in the EiR forums!


Now I've seen it all folks!

-Wind

Ps. This is almost too easy

Forum got interesting recently

Wind,your allies disappoint me  :P

 I have no allies. Dishing out mad ownage to these scrubs is barely enough work for my left hand, there just wouldn't be enough to go around if I shared the load with teammates.

-Wind

LOL....ya.....

was talking about US  :-*