COH: Europe In Ruins

Codename: Tiger Shark

Confirmed Hight Profile Kills (Starting 12/01/12):

Vet 2 Calli: 2
Vet 3 Staghound: 1
Vet 2 Shermans: 2
Vet 1 Pershings: 5
Vet 2 Greyhound: 3
Skaffa's Ego: 1

Confirmed Low Profile Kills (Starting 12/03/12):

Infantry: 61
Pershing: 1
Sherman: 6
Firefly: 1
CCT: 2
Greyhound: 7
M10: 5
Hellcat (fixed): 2


Who will put an end to the reign of terror of this beast?

Updated: March 14th, 2012

Gah...taking credit for my vet3 t17 is like taking credit for scoring a goal when someone else runs 60 yards and beats the keeper only to pass for you for the tap-in.

The Tiger Shark frequently waits for prey to hit a teller mine, before swooping in for the killing blow!


Nom nom nom

Does my lazy jagdpanther have another one to compete for leaderboard 1?

The Tiger Shark is destined to die in a blaze of glory. Not to grow fat and old being preciously coveted on a trophy shelf. Death before dishonour!

What's the difference between a Wolverine and a M10? :P

volverine has 2 canons and can call off map rockets targeted by laser, coll tank tbh

The Tiger Shark killed Hugh Jackman twice

Fixed it up a bit.

(http://files.sharenator.com/buzz_killington_191x300-s191x300-152037-580.jpg)

Congratulations sir, never has there been another as adept at not having fun as you.

+1 to aeroblade

hah... (http://hahgay.com/)

i'm sure he does

in real life its his penis pump (probably not working out that well) while he need to compensate on the inderwebz with screenshots of endgamescores of video games (or in this case a "unit kill list")
what a pitiable guy
 ::) ::) ::)

so we gonna close this topic?

No, it seems a few members in this community like talking about and imagining Winds member

no man wtf?

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/epic-jackie-chan-template.png)

The following quote has completed my internet experience:

"in real life its his penis pump (probably not working out that well) while he need to compensate on the inderwebz"

-written by a guy with "BigDick" as his internet screenname.


That's it internet, roll up the carpets and take down the walls. Mission accomplished -- free cake for everyone. Max irony has been achieved after years of trial and error. What a milestone for humanity, what a landmark on the long and winding road to the bottom!


We've done it everyone! Let the celebration commence!


And miss out on PURE GOLD like Skaffa's post (when he's a guy that proudly displays his attention whoredom in his signature/his avatar/his forum title and in every egomaniacal word that he types)?! You'd have to be crazy!

(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/5654/hilariousq.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/hilariousq.png/)


This is thread was designed to be stupidly amusing, and has exceeded all expectations of comedic brilliance. We've broken irony records here Hans, we can't give that up.

-Wind

ps. Sometimes I almost feel bad for making BigDick look so bad, but then I realize that I'm just a bystander on the sidelines and he's doing all the work. Poor guy :(

My favorite part of winds post are the end of his soothsayer words.

I like all the parts of your posts.

Your arrow is a bit crooked.

You're better than this Wind! Get your shit together!

You got owned haha

Its ok buddy you'll do better next time.

Here skaffa you might need this

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vVFRwfL4Cvw/TTIx1NEKHSI/AAAAAAAAAJw/wM9AAMCANNQ/s1600/butthurt_report_form.jpg)

Don't make it so easy for me next time! I like a challenge man, I don't want freebies!

In this case the irony was so rich it was like bunny hill, grade 1 Reader Rabbit Fisher Price Big Dick difficulty when I wanted to have to work for it instead.

Be more subtle with the hypocrisy! That's irony-awareness 101 dude!

@Shockcoil: Priceless!

I dont care enough about you to reply into detail mkay. Or to read your post for that matter.

About hypocrisy, did u just write something about ego?

So true, no reason to lock it tbh

This is for you, doctor's agree it can help with butthurt:

(http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/374/original/j&j-shampoo.jpg)

And yet you read his post.

*Descends back into shadows with bag of popcorn*

Shhh Hicks, they don't like it when you point out the blatantly obvious irony that they somehow are oblivious to.


Now you've done it... I'm going to have to order even more "No More Tears Shampoo" for Skaffa now :(

Lol, this is getting confusing now that wind has the same avatar

It's almost the same. Mine is slightly better  :P

hahahahaha  :D good one

Is this the place where we all compare our e-peens in the dark corner of the restroom, underneath the flickering light? You know, in that old neglected tavern by the roadside that has one regular and gets maybe 5 visitors a year?

Are we all gonna play soggy biscuit in the one shit-covered cubicle, with whoever having the smallest e-peen having to eat it?

If so, I think skaffa should be first to play

Everything about this post is glorious.

Ahye, scanned it a little.

Like I did with aeroblades post. Saw it was making fun of windcriesmary and had something a long the lines of 'we dont care'. Insta +1 as windcriesmary deserves it being so cocky thinking he is something.

Apparantly the post had attentionwhore in there too, I guess his ego couldnt take that and went out of his way to make a picture and everything.

If you are looking for labels to put on my sig I guess you could call it epeen, which is something different than attentionwhore, but I guess he couldnt find any better material. Topmapper was put in for the lols (has been posted before actually when unknown was commenting on it) but he doesnt get that, should have been there I guess.

Now that were on the topic of attentionwhore, thinking about it, it makes sense aeroblade called him that. Looking at his elaborate topics and usual posts (most recent being bergetiger). Not that I read it but scanning it shows right away, just looking at the topic name alone, that he thinks he is funny and wrote something beautiful. Topics like this, the way they are posted, next to his general behaviour, really show that he indeed could be labeled as an attentionwhore as aeroblade pointed out.

So his talks of hypocrisy make no sense. Its pretty funny actually that hes talking about hypocrisy while rambling about ego in his qq.

Btw, interesting choice of shampoo by windQQ.

First protip for recovering from getting owned and stopping your tears: stop taking yourself so seriously.

 You're a joke, I'm a joke, and everyone is a joke except for Massacree and Rocksitter.


Face facts and man up, it is the cure. Butthurt pain will pass with time.

You got owned haha

By changing your avatar and title to out-epeen skaffa, you lose, Wind. Toodlesgetpwndbitchtbh.

Writing a retarded post and then trying to pass it off as "trolling", "joking" or something similar has to be one of the favourite pastimes for internet users.

I use stuff like this when I have what I call a "luxury fapping day"

Skaffa serves the rattenwaffe now? zombie apocalypse incoming, gg

And their numbers shall blot out the sun.

But they are incredibly serious, so they have a low resistance to trollery.

The only thing truly killed on this list was any sense of dignity Wind may have had for stooping to the level where he craves the attention of the populace of the Internet and then attempts to pass it off as a joke.

well played

Joke? This is no joke. Yes it's silly and ridiculous, but it's just simply tracking the life (and eventual death) of a high exp unit in a persistency mod which is hardly an affront to anything really... let alone "dignity".

The same thing was done with a Vet 3 Firefly that I had last year. It became a notorious unit so Baine ended up turning its life and death into a YouTube film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWho4Na_ieA) after it got blown to smitherines.

There were no complaints or cries of "dignity" back then, though, because at that time I hadn't recently made Computer and BD look stupid in a thread a few weeks earlier. Fast forward a year later to me doing the same exact thing with a Jagpanther (except after making fun of them), and BAM you've got the hapless "rattenwaffe" (copyright to Smokaz) taking to the streets because they sense an opportunity to reclaim some wounded pride.

So yes, this thread is meant to be lighthearted, fun, stupid and ridiculous. But is it meant to be a joke? Nope. I'm gonna track the kills of this Jagpanther the same way I tracked the kills of the Firefly. It was a lot of fun last time and it lead to a great video (and nearly 3000 views for EiR content thanks to Baine's awesome work), so I don't see much harm in it this time other than enraging the crybaby Skaffa, the confused Big Dick and anyone else who has a score they think they need to settle in some ill-conceived fashion. Instead they got burned again so without a doubt that is just icing on what was already meant to be a semi-comedic thread.

If you or others want to read grand and ominous psychological significance in something that's intended to be fun and lighthearted, you're totally welcome to do it. Personally I think that approach sounds more than a little bit stupid, but that's the beauty of the internet: people can do whatever floats their boat, even if I don't understand it in the least.

post #17 in this thread is what I would only manage to describe as a "beatdown"

Why is this thread still open? Windy won on P2, discussion over kthx.

skaffa got owned! LMAO

I think this quote is enough to show what a sad(?) person demon is. Actually pretty funny that he tries to convince new players to not play my maps just because he hates me. Oh noes!


LOL

was that meant to burn me? discuss. Constitute for sad? more like lowering your ego a peg down.

Unforuntetely, you are the only sad person here Mr ego. You're a joke Skaffa, no amount of e-peen on your furom account will change that

Do you remember this kid?

Vent room 1:

*Demon recrews Skaffa howi*
*5 Minutes later*
Skaffa: decrew the howi please
Demon: no send your troops to the front line
Skaffa: no, decrew my howi
Demon: No just send your infantry to the front line!
Skaffa: Just decrew my howi
Demon: no
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: DECREW MY HOWIZTER
Demon: NO JUST SEND YOUR INFANTRY TO THE FRONT
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: Decrew my howi
Demon: no
Skaffa: Decrew my howi
Demon: NO!
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
Skaffa: QQ
*Skaffa team kills howizter*

That went on for 10 minutes  >:(

I actually wonder that about your little biased story.

What I see is you stealing someones howie, and not giving it back when they ask you too. Seems like kind of a dick move to me!

Thanks for showing everyone you true colours.

I would personally never steal someones howie like that, or not give it back to them when they would ask. And yet you call me sad, mr ego and a joke. I dont really see any material backing up your claims, so Im assuming ur just mad and a hater, which often originates out of jealosy.

Steal? lol

this is just to much. dick move to recrew a howie? At that point when the howie has been recrewed it doesnt matter if you get it back or not. You wont get any exp on it anway. I would say its a dick move to qq about it. Besides why waste 2 squads on the howie if you dont need to.

cmon skaffa...

Ah Dnice has shown up to the party once more.

All haters unite! Ofcourse we cant expect any posts from him in my favour.

Btw who cares about the xp denise. You called in a howie to play with it, and call in recrew to crew it. If you dont have the social skills to put yourself in the other persons shoes and imagine that he would like to play with it, meaning you either ask first if he wants his howie back before recrewing it yourself, or have np with decrewing it so the original player can take it back, then I guess you would say its not a dick move and call asking to get the howie back qq!
These social skills are very normal, very common, its nothing special. Im surprised you guys lack them. Maybe demon was just so full of hate towards me and was mad that he went out of his way to purposly deny me the howie, like he goes out of his way to convince new players not to play my maps (rofl). Seems very plausible. Back to the social skills, from my experience in EIR its very common to use these ingame. Unless ofcourse you only care about yourself or are not yet mature enough. So to Demons question 'do you remember this kid' I think we definately do see him (you!).

Demon, is that the best you got? Seems like im owning you in every topic you try to hate on me. (maybe you can use this to back up your ego accusations or whatever they are)

I call it stealing you call it recrewing, its nitpicking, doesnt really matter.
Reminds a bit of this actually.

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Well kids, time to call this a day, seems like too many egos have been hurt in this thread. It started out funny but this is just pathetic, grow up.