Smokaz
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« Reply #160 on: July 04, 2011, 07:05:26 pm » |
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Preliminary report on Morka. Page 1.
"Morka is audacious fighter. Not letting playing a game stopping him from ordering stuff on the internet at the same time, Morka will usually be flanking both mg42s on the ground and his girlfriend on the phone. Although never backing away from a game, Morka is seldom present for the whole length of it, so his shady internet and random disappearances tend to leave small gaps in his defense. When accomplishing the feat of playing with more than one hand and not squinting out the window watching trivial events occur, he is very focused and a bitter meal for his opponent, enjoying rage-inducing strategies as RR-spam and calliopes.
Morka is dedicated, but not fanatic to the degree that he will not gladly chat with his enemy, discussing what is happening in his personal life and gradually gleaning the mood of his opponent which he designs his half-hearted taunts around. In the words of the great contemporary EIRR's version of Sokrates, CHEZFARTS, "Chezfarts has surrendered! - "I thought I saw something shiny in the toilet. Sorry for being AFK". With the main difference Morka not being sorry, and thinking you're a nub.
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
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« Reply #161 on: July 12, 2011, 10:28:45 am » |
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Preliminary report on Morka. Page 1.
"Morka is audacious fighter. Not letting playing a game stopping him from ordering stuff on the internet at the same time, Morka will usually be flanking both mg42s on the ground and his girlfriend on the phone. Although never backing away from a game, Morka is seldom present for the whole length of it, so his shady internet and random disappearances tend to leave small gaps in his defense. When accomplishing the feat of playing with more than one hand and not squinting out the window watching trivial events occur, he is very focused and a bitter meal for his opponent, enjoying rage-inducing strategies as RR-spam and calliopes.
Morka is dedicated, but not fanatic to the degree that he will not gladly chat with his enemy, discussing what is happening in his personal life and gradually gleaning the mood of his opponent which he designs his half-hearted taunts around. In the words of the great contemporary EIRR's version of Sokrates, CHEZFARTS, "Chezfarts has surrendered! - "I thought I saw something shiny in the toilet. Sorry for being AFK". With the main difference Morka not being sorry, and thinking you're a nub.
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I'm really bad - Smokaz
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« Reply #162 on: July 12, 2011, 10:29:38 am » |
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And I'm sure you have a page 2 ?
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Demon767
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« Reply #163 on: July 12, 2011, 10:31:59 am » |
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such a gay project -.-
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skaffa
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The very best player of one of the four factions.
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« Reply #164 on: July 12, 2011, 10:32:31 am » |
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no u
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bad luck skaffa> creates best and most played eir maps
> hated for creating best and most played eir maps
47k new all time record?
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead |
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #165 on: July 12, 2011, 10:38:03 am » |
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such a gay project -.-
You just mad because you still havent reviewed  |
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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nugnugx
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« Reply #166 on: July 12, 2011, 10:43:21 am » |
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I hope i will never get reviewed (not that it would be accurate by any manner as all of my companies are different and i play on them different) because i love taking new ppl by surprise.
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Demon767
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« Reply #167 on: July 12, 2011, 11:05:42 am » |
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neither mad nor jealous.
Just disappointed that this thread has not been updated for over a month.
u mad noob?
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #168 on: July 12, 2011, 11:13:20 am » |
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u mad noob?
Hehehehehe no reason to be |
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #169 on: July 30, 2011, 07:47:51 am » |
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I know i aint that popular but would someone please at least post a proper review of my play style?
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Smokaz
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« Reply #170 on: July 30, 2011, 08:55:32 am » |
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Microes like a slug, fights like a bee.
(1 sting and then KO'ed)
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #171 on: July 30, 2011, 09:09:25 am » |
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Fair enough i guess.
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« Reply #172 on: July 30, 2011, 09:31:22 am » |
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Microes like a slug, fights like a bee.
(1 sting and then KO'ed)
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why is everyone except me retarded? |
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« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2011, 11:08:54 am » |
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Myst, fucking update this shit fool.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2011, 11:20:25 am » |
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Upload the shoutcast and I might.
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shockcoil
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« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2011, 11:21:35 am » |
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MorkaandBorka
This player might actually be a threat if he ever played the game, as it stands he just afks and lets his shit die. Also known for losing shoutcast files. Watch out for his afk tactics guaranteed to bore you into submission
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Smokaz
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« Reply #176 on: July 30, 2011, 11:27:19 am » |
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David.. your so late. We're not talking late as in arriving to the afterparty 100% sober,we're talking showing up in a chewbacca suit the morning after at 9 clock in the morning with freshly brushed teeth.
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shockcoil
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« Reply #177 on: July 30, 2011, 11:28:49 am » |
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that's like dedication to being late man
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« Reply #178 on: July 30, 2011, 11:35:54 am » |
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that's like dedication to being late man
...and? Even when I go afk im still better then david trying to spam 1,000 rifles. Im gonna write up some reviews in a little bit, hopefully you can add them on. |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #179 on: July 30, 2011, 03:42:41 pm » |
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Morka: "You just offended me by criticising the Mork, I will retaliate"
*goes afk for 3 weeks*
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