Smokaz
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« on: June 29, 2016, 07:40:19 pm » |
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  My best friend Philip says her profile says she is stuck up. Ive been using him to lie and pretend im talking german. What is your call, EIRR |
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
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Smokaz
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2016, 07:47:55 pm » |
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i like tall foreheads
i dont mind vegetarians, i have put up with their shit before
i just dont know beforehand, like noone does, that someone who seems this shit, can actually be good for me
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2016, 07:49:10 pm » |
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Go to Germany, then hit it, quit it and skid it
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2016, 07:51:23 pm » |
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I don't speak German. That being said, not really my type. But her being a fitness person is generally a positive. If you think she is attractive and doesn't bore you to death, why not go out on one date?
However...if she is vegetarian and you aren't...that would be a firm pass from me. You can make it work for a little while, but it will drive you crazy if things go anywhere serious and she isn't willing to adapt.
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies
RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
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Smokaz
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 08:02:42 pm » |
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2 persons recommended me to ditch, one very nasty point here is that her profile says "Platonic frienship only"
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2016, 01:08:50 am » |
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She's a stuck up b-word looking for friendship Why would anyone want that  |
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2016, 10:16:03 am » |
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Always thought Tinder was for fuckin, not for founding knitting circles. But if you wanna be her best gay friend, go for it, Tiger.
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2016, 01:21:49 pm » |
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Heya, how about a friend with benefits?  |
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2016, 02:12:51 pm » |
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Actually she says she does want a friend without a "plus".
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Smokaz
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2016, 07:22:38 pm » |
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Actually she says she does want a friend without a "plus".
chezfarts has experience what if he has translated more correctly than arrogant elitegren? |
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2016, 08:04:31 am » |
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Ofcourse i translated waaayyy better than this arrogant Elitegren.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2016, 12:07:00 pm » |
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I advice you to jerk off and immeaditely afterwards to check the profile. If shes still hot you should prob go out with her, if not.. Well theres always the easy hub and shes making it terribly confusing to bother with.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2016, 07:32:45 pm » |
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dating is traumatizing me
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2016, 07:52:55 pm » |
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She must be insufferable if she's on a website to make a FRIEND!
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2016, 08:02:18 pm » |
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She must be insufferable if she's on a website to make a FRIEND!
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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2016, 11:44:46 pm » |
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Just. What.
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2016, 10:40:28 am » |
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Oh the mystery, where's Omgniko when you need him? He would know what to do.
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Shabtajus
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2016, 04:45:21 pm » |
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Niko cant help here since he is canadian so he is more interested in young boys. Just like windcriesmary.
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« Last Edit: July 04, 2016, 12:32:37 am by Shabtajus »
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 I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2016, 06:49:04 am » |
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Consider your options: Norway has one of the highest GDP per capita of all countries in the world. Your value on the international dating market is sky high.
You can have any number of young, beautiful virgin girls who are intelligent, caring and faithful.
But you have to look outside of your little box. You cannot find her on a sleazy Netflix and chill website. The spoiled and promiscuous feminist girl with piercings and a weight problem is not the best girl for you.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2016, 03:12:24 pm » |
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Consider your options: Norway has one of the highest GDP per capita of all countries in the world. Your value on the international dating market is sky high.
You can have any number of young, beautiful virgin girls who are intelligent, caring and faithful.
But you have to look outside of your little box. You cannot find her on a sleazy Netflix and chill website. The spoiled and promiscuous feminist girl with piercings and a weight problem is not the best girl for you.
Oh, snap! But really, this. |
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