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Smokaz Offline
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« on: May 19, 2017, 09:47:26 pm »



I am Orion, king of the wild hunt

and i summon the hunters of eirr

and the prey of eirr

to once again meet for summer

in crazy battle

 i challenge the undercretin hordes of eir 2017

to meet me orion king of the wild hunt

in glorious buttle in eirr

fight me
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
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Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2017, 09:56:00 pm »

Full Smokaz speech from Discord:

[8:50 PM] simonco: all shall know
[8:50 PM] simonco: Orion king of the wild hunt am i
[8:51 PM] simonco: and i summon the gods knights knaves and buffoons
[8:51 PM] simonco: of eirr 2017
[8:51 PM] simonco: to do battle during summer
[8:51 PM] simonco: and the turning of the ages
[8:51 PM] simonco: i hereby invoke the name of all the old tards in once sentence
[8:51 PM] simonco: splatum
[8:51 PM] simonco: all will now slowly return to eir
[8:51 PM] simonco: to do battle
[8:51 PM] simonco: during June
[8:51 PM] simonco: the season of Battle
[8:52 PM] simonco: canalito colossus
[8:52 PM] simonco: i command you to return to my side
[8:53 PM] simonco: crazywr of no development
[8:53 PM] simonco: return to feed the spite
[8:53 PM] simonco: hans, mysthalin, darksoldier,
[8:53 PM] simonco: all the other vile fiends
[8:53 PM] simonco: arise from your graves
[8:53 PM] simonco: arise
[8:53 PM] simonco: inferno elitus sanctus demi faux
[8:54 PM] simonco: elitegren will return again under a unknowable smurf name
[8:54 PM] simonco: during the heat of august
[8:54 PM] simonco: his secret face will be unmasked
[8:54 PM] simonco: so is the prophecy
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It's like saying "i can understand his concerns that fire breathing dragons live in far away lands"
americans dont dodge wars.
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Literally, The only thing less likely than this is zombie hitler becoming prime minister of israel
Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2017, 02:29:14 pm »

So it begins
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jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 05:50:57 pm »

Come Mr. Tachiban, Tachi-me-banana
Daylight come and me wan' go hom'
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2017, 06:00:11 pm »

Wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m4ZkEqQrn0
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This community is full of a bunch of mindless idiots with memories like two year olds.

https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/ShitGlitter?ref=l2-shop-header-avatar
I'm not sure what you're so defensive about Tank.
 he makes shab look like a princess giving food to the poor.
chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2017, 06:03:25 pm »

Waitn for essay from Wind to make this whole.
#Make us whole again.
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jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2017, 07:20:53 pm »

Waitn for essay from Wind to make this whole.
#Make us whole again.

lol

5ever b&

rest in pizza
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chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2017, 09:31:49 pm »

Wink
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chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2017, 09:35:41 pm »

Now for some controversy.
Who is this JackMcCrack.
Hes been here forever, yet does anybody know him?.
Is he even real?
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hans Offline
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Posts: 3497



« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2017, 06:22:43 am »

So many players holy shit. EIRR is back
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2017, 11:40:08 am »

salam my brothers

already 2 battles have been fought

both horrible losses

today dear diary, i pleyed a game with skafen and germanyelit vs area and icks, and we lose very much
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CrazyWR Offline
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Posts: 3616


« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2017, 01:14:57 pm »

shame
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies

RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
skaffa Offline
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2017, 02:29:50 pm »

It was rope a dope to get vet 5 stuh, rip rekt raged.
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bad luck skaffa>  creates best and most played eir maps
                      >  hated for creating best and most played eir maps

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47k new all time record?

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Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2017, 04:16:54 am »

salam my brothers

already 2 battles have been fought

both horrible losses

today dear diary, i pleyed a game with skafen and germanyelit vs area and icks, and we lose very much

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Shabtajus Offline
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Posts: 2562


The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2017, 09:24:35 am »

gotta love smokaz for his honesty
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2017, 08:13:29 am »

wut
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