What's up, Phil?
I can understand that you're a little on edge these days, but don't let it out on me this way.
By the way, I wanted to talk to you on the phone about it, but your cell phone was off...
Well, I talked to my neighbour yesterday who is an urologist. He said that you were lucky this time,
and that your festering outflow is probably not a tripper, but a chlamydien-infection.
The reasons for this can be poor hygiene and excessive masturbation.
Chlamydien are supposed to be widespread in the eastern european gayscene.
He said you should go to the pharmacy and get this salve, which should get the problem under control within the next 6-8 weeks.
Apart from that, only surgery can help.
Don't let this get you down, man. The salve will help with the strong itching you told me about.
Well, hope I could have helped you, next time you better watch out more.
Take Care!
OHSNAP!
