sgMisten
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2009, 07:45:05 am » |
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The British Lieutenant, British Captain and Wehrmacht Officer walk into a bar.
The Brit LT says: "I inspire my men to charge forth heroically!"
The Brit Captain says: "I bolster my men's confidence with my presence!"
The Wehr Officer says: "Under my supervision, my troops fight harder for the Fatherland!"
The American officer suddenly barges through the door, slides into their table, and says...
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2009, 08:07:51 am » |
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"Look at my leather jacket"
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2009, 08:23:42 am » |
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"LOL I DON'T EXIST"
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2009, 09:14:26 am » |
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Sorry I was late for the first war... and the second... and the computer game.... and the expansion... but i'm here now!!!
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Sach Wins!  Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2009, 11:13:35 am » |
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'You might see me on the battlefield soon'  |
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2009, 11:32:41 am » |
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New unit?
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2009, 02:39:04 pm » |
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Leather belt?
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 The Germans in Greek Are sadly to seek; Not five in five score, But ninety-five more; All, save only Hermann, And Hermann's a German. |
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2009, 04:43:23 pm » |
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The American officer suddenly barges through the door, slides into their table, and says... ... where's my thompson motherfuckers?! Oh, wait... "Then he saw that Ludwig is touching Jeremys ass" What will happen next? In 58321 part of "Officer stories"? |
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2009, 09:17:32 pm » |
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Fallschirmjagers would lose the air battle because their paradrop gear is vastly inferior to that of US and British air troops. They'd hit the ground and break all their bones, leaving them at the mercy of their opponents.
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2009, 06:00:31 am » |
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Fallschirmjagers would lose the air battle because their paradrop gear is vastly inferior to that of US and British air troops. They'd hit the ground and break all their bones, leaving them at the mercy of their opponents.
The British would win because I would fly the glider into your mum and glider crush houses to stop Falls in vCoH and drop zones of both American Airborne and Fallschirmjäger in EiR. I would then glider crush a Tetrarch onto an allied players Howitzer and drift the Tetrarch all the way to the Chateau. |
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« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2009, 09:26:50 pm » |
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Question [5]
What did the Jagdpanther say to the Churchill IST after reading the forum threads on the Pershing, Tiger Ace, King Tiger and Panther?
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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2009, 05:44:22 am » |
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You don't exist.
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2009, 06:46:38 am » |
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My gun is bigger than yours, I can teach you but I'd have to charge?
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« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2009, 07:51:09 am » |
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You're next, because I don't have a turret.
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God is a genetically induced obsession that we interpret in such a way as to maintain our obedience.
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