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tank130 Offline
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« on: July 17, 2013, 01:30:10 pm »

Does anyone have a copy of one of the old Battle reports we used to get in EiR? You know, the ones that told a bit of a story to reflect how the Allied/Axis progress was.
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 01:41:28 pm »

1) In other news: Our 80th Terror (GenericNameAlpha), 652nd Terror (drnco) and 762nd Terror (NickBlasta) divisions successfully assaulted and defeated the 139th Airborne (PraetorianGR), 118th Armour (Ununoctium) and 675th Infantry (Draken15) divisions in a vicious engagement. The assault is progressing fast and the Allies can't stop us!

2) Victory after victory, the 777th Terror (Avalanche) division is brining the allied advance to a halt. In 4 of their last 6 battles they crushed their opponents. Allied survivors are spreading rumors that this division is next to unstoppable, perhaps they are right. Germans speak of the 777th Terror (Avalanche) division as their national pride.

3) Our 67th Airborne (CompanyofNubz), 545th Airborne (ohnoahowie) and 231st Infantry (Rzor) divisions successfully assaulted and defeated the 911th Blitzkrieg (ALoserIsYou), 777th Terror (Avalanche) and 73rd Defensive (GamerAndy) divisions in a light engagement. If we keep this up the war will be over by Christmas! This news is especially good considering our great progress through Europe. If we keep this up we will be drinking tea in Berlin in less than a month.

These are some I could find through search. There were tons
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 02:14:19 pm »

Awesome. Thanks.

Did you just search that through our forums. I tried that but obliviously didn't do it right. What did you use for search parameters?
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 02:15:39 pm »

just enter a bunch of numbers like 222th, 356th, 675th
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