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Author Topic: Really Cool War News  (Read 3074 times)
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Bodybag2224-Armor Offline
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« on: May 26, 2008, 08:05:04 pm »

Our 746th Airborne (iPlayBots) and 88th Infantry (Lefort) divisions have been defeated in an attempt to overcome the 858th Defensive (IWontRapeYou) and 373rd Terror (IMight) divisions in a fierce skirmish. Not only was the assault a failure, but the losses were catastrophic. 258 men and 8 vehicles were lost during the advance. Those commanders succeeded in nothing save a massacre. We have been losing more battles then expected as of late and must double our efforts on and off the front line.


Whoever thought of that one is a genious, that is the best one I've read so far.
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Ucross Offline
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 08:14:51 pm »

I take all credit. Smiley
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CatinHat1 Offline
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 08:35:12 pm »

those leaders should be shot like in a Russian way Wink
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116th Leichtes Panzer Battalion
"Windhund"

Medal of Perseverance:
From Last War-TWZCatinHat (41.6 minutes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcL6DwSufMI&feature=related
Novox Offline
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 08:39:09 pm »

those leaders should be shot like in a Russian way Wink

lmao!
that one actually made me laugh

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What a brutal massacre... I actually feel sorry for those mens pixel families Tongue
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too bad images are disallowed Sad
jjwa Offline
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 08:51:50 pm »

I like the detailed numbers Smiley.
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Dbozbrown Offline
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 08:11:01 am »

I love the war news Ucross.  If you could keep implimenting new ones to keep them fresh, it'd be awsome... well, maybe only for geeks like me.
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