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« on: March 25, 2010, 08:48:34 pm »

- Seen Here is a representation of what allied commanders see when a jagd or KT enters the field.


Upset at the myriad of appearances of Axis Heavy tanks, Allied commanders requested help from the Axis high command to limit Jagd  and Tiger II reinforcements to only one per company. One commander was cited saying "It's no fair, we have no big tanks like that. When they bring on those monsters, it takes everything we've got to kill one, so the second one always seems to finish you off."

On the other side, axis commanders made a similar request concerning Light vehicles employed by the American and British Army's, "The T-17 and Staghound are the two main culprits. they shred my infantry like a sheaf to a rice field. Then the T-17 can stun tanks that try to kill it, it makes beating allied companies nearly impossible" So in response to that, Allied commanders, in return for the limiting of "Super Heavies" to 1 per company, have taking the Staghounds laser gun from it, giving it a regular .50 cal machine gun "As if that's any better" I heard one commander say and the stun away from the T-17 "at least my tanks can kill it now." said one commander as two squads of grenadiers go down to one T-17.

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not my best work but i thought it was funny Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 08:58:42 pm »

Kinda sums up the gameplay now days... I'm sure we will get it fix Wink
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 09:08:05 pm »

I requested an allied snow speeder from HQ but they just laughed at me.

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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 09:46:07 pm »

Kinda sums up the gameplay now days... I'm sure we will get it fix Wink
Thats what the news posts are meant to represent Wink

Send me an edited version Tym, you might get your wish is its a bit more funny.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 09:50:27 pm »

That pic made me spit water out my nose....
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 10:03:47 pm »

Kinda sums up the gameplay now days... I'm sure we will get it fix Wink
Thats what the news posts are meant to represent Wink

Send me an edited version Tym, you might get your wish is its a bit more funny.

Yea, i wasn't really trying. I just posted something up in 5 minutes so sure why not. I'll see if I can fix it up a bit.
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