Malevolence
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« on: August 08, 2010, 04:53:05 pm » |
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Throughout EIR's history it has had a proud tradition of smurfing. What are some of the best you can remember to be catalogued here for posterity? I'm personally partial to AlwaysLoseGuy24.
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Akranadas' Greatest Hits, Volume 1: Vet has nothing to do with unit preformance. We are serious about enforcing this, and I am sure you all want to be able to have your balance thought considered by the development team with some biased, sensationalist coming into your thread and ruining it. |
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2010, 04:59:09 pm » |
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2010, 04:59:45 pm » |
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AsianPPFarmer.
Makes me think of all the gold farmers in MMOs
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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AmPM
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2010, 05:20:02 pm » |
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f4ll4f3lc0pt3r was my old FJ smurf a few wars back, was fun times.
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MittinsKittens
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2010, 06:52:35 pm » |
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Don't know if its a smurf, but willing to put money on it being so.
EngineerErotica. No real reason, but it makes me laugh x)
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 EiRNames:- MittinsKittens & FlutterShyPegasus |
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2010, 07:06:18 pm » |
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Don't know if its a smurf, but willing to put money on it being so.
EngineerErotica. No real reason, but it makes me laugh x)
What about SeducedByHitler? *sadface* |
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00:00:28 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: they're noobish
00:01:07 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: this is gonna be gg in 15 mins
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00:28:50 [Team] RonnMercy: bring something on
00:29:04 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: im out
00:29:05 [Team] RonnMercy: ur terrible lol
Gg in 30, half right at least
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Smokaz
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2010, 07:16:37 pm » |
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these are all weak (except alwaysloseguy24, having become a eirr legend without ever surpassing existence as a figment of imagination)
The enigmatic victim, the guy who loses but never complains, he's on either side of the stack but victory always slips through his fingers
also lonliness666 had a short but unquestionable career
Hmmm i also remember HitlerOnICE88
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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MittinsKittens
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2010, 07:52:32 pm » |
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Alwaysloseguy24. Don't think I've never seen this used round the forums! I guess its just an imaginary guy that is used in examples when trying to explain stuff on the forums?
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Smokaz
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2010, 07:53:17 pm » |
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no thats Muller (all hail muller the merciless) http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=9525.0Muller was the real reason EIRRMOD had to make launcher 2.0 His very presence would distort space and time If you entered a game with him, a earthquake would occur on your starting callin and the game would SCAR out (kinda like that time unknown claimed there was a power loss in his entire town and then was back surprisingly fast, one heck of a ghost thunder storms) he was just all kinds of power that muller, one day i hope to aquire 1/100 of his powers muller wasnt a real smurf though, it was just that you couldnt really tell if he really was muller because looking him in the eyes would turn you to salt.. and your family to chinchillas |
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Killer344
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 08:19:46 pm » |
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BBQPitBoy ftw.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 08:42:12 pm » |
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MasterBeta
Wins!
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MittinsKittens
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 08:52:40 pm » |
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Mmm, will have to make maself a smurf, been tempted to try Commandos for some reason. Will need to think of a funny/punny name  |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 09:22:12 pm » |
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smurfing has become the common lout's shared enterprise now
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Groundfire
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 09:38:38 pm » |
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PiosGoneWild and AdolfHipster |
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 11:02:14 pm » |
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Massacree.
OR IS IT?
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I like how this forum in turn brings out the worst in anyone
To err is human, to eirr is retard
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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2010, 11:10:21 pm » |
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Best smurf ever was llabnonnac and hearing someone try to pronounce it as "leblanc"
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Demon767
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« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2010, 12:37:09 am » |
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My best smurf names Babemagnet (Groundfire has proof bahaha  ) ShavingRyansprivates Dickknob |
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Tymathee
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« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2010, 01:08:20 am » |
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BlackSmurf
TwattyCakes
RushofArty/Inf/Armor/AirborneToDaHed
MyNameIsSpam
can't think of any others.
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2010, 04:30:43 am » |
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If you stack on vcoh like me and another friend: - MrTeapot - MrTeabag |
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SublimeHauken - Back from the dead - Since 2007'
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2010, 05:12:40 am » |
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If your gonna team stack with smurf names go with
OttoVonAuto
AutoVonOtto
then use only automatic weapons
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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