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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #3060 on: May 09, 2012, 09:50:22 am »

The last beer ad for carlton droubt has to be my most favourite. love it !!
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« Reply #3061 on: May 09, 2012, 11:41:32 am »

not funny,but rly inspirational Wink

Never, Ever Give Up. Arthur's Inspirational Transformation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

Just when I thought it was impossible for you post anything good.......

This was awesome, thanks for posting it.
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« Reply #3062 on: May 09, 2012, 12:15:14 pm »

not funny,but rly inspirational Wink

Never, Ever Give Up. Arthur's Inspirational Transformation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

I actually met this guy. He has a DDP Yoga class at a local gym. Interesting guy
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the nashorn is like a kid with a giant penis, it has no idea how to use it or where to point it most of the time but it could still fuck you
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« Reply #3063 on: May 09, 2012, 01:57:02 pm »

Wow, smurf posted something usefull? Very usefull actually Nice, my frozen heart of vodka almost melted for a second there. ALMOST
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Ohh Good, AmPm can pay in Doubloons.
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« Reply #3064 on: May 09, 2012, 04:27:33 pm »

Umm, Do they share a brain in Communism to? If your Vodka freezes it's because someone replaced it with water, numpty.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
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« Reply #3065 on: May 09, 2012, 04:29:16 pm »

Hey...Hey lets not be technical here...
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Hicks58 Offline
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« Reply #3066 on: May 09, 2012, 04:36:38 pm »

Vodka can freeze, it's just that it happens at -26.95° C rather than water's 0° C.

Tongue
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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« Reply #3067 on: May 09, 2012, 04:47:09 pm »

Vodka can freeze, it's just that it happens at -26.95° C rather than water's 0° C.

Tongue

where is that stated in rgds?
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« Reply #3068 on: May 09, 2012, 04:52:48 pm »

It's right under the LeoPhone modifier, which has any user named LeoPhone rage and promptly quit at the first sign of a vetted unit dying or a bad roll occuring.

It also forces said LeoPhone to squarely place all blame on the people around it.
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« Reply #3069 on: May 09, 2012, 05:21:16 pm »

that seemed quite unnecessary...
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #3070 on: May 09, 2012, 06:09:48 pm »

that seemed quite unnecessary...

Please tell us it's getting old.
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #3071 on: May 09, 2012, 06:10:16 pm »

Just when I thought it was impossible for you post anything good.......

This was awesome, thanks for posting it.

You know dig enough random holes and eventually you will strike gold...
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« Reply #3072 on: May 09, 2012, 09:01:56 pm »

Vodka can freeze, it's just that it happens at -26.95° C rather than water's 0° C.

Tongue


What kind of freezer are you putting your booze in?

Shit man. that vodka needs a jacket, I'm been in double that number into the negative and I did fine. Except i thought my penis was gonna fall off when i tried to pee.
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« Reply #3073 on: May 09, 2012, 09:16:53 pm »


What kind of freezer are you putting your booze in?

Shit man. that vodka needs a jacket, I'm been in double that number into the negative and I did fine. Except i thought my penis was gonna fall off when i tried to pee.
-54 C?  You been to Antarctica brn?  Cos, thats fucking cold.  And if you tried to pee, it would have frozen before it hit the ground.....
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« Reply #3074 on: May 09, 2012, 10:03:44 pm »

Welcome to Canada. The praries routuinely get to -50 in the winter.

Parts of Northern ontario get to -55 and still see huge dumpings of snow.


The Territory of Yukon hit -65 celsius once. Thats 'like' near instant shutdown of body function

When I spent a winter in Alberta working oil the temperaure outside ranged through the season from +5 to -50.

I worked otuside in night in a t-shirt one night when it was -40 outside because our Flare stack was burning so hot everything nearby had melted.
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #3075 on: May 09, 2012, 10:15:43 pm »

Welcome to Canada. The praries routuinely get to -50 in the winter.

Parts of Northern ontario get to -65 and still see huge dumpings of snow.


The Territory of Yukon hit -90 celsius once. Thats almost instant death unproteced.

These are some pretty interesting "facts" burn.

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/globalextremes.html

-63 C (-81.4 F) was the coldest temperature EVER recorded in Canada and that was in 1947.

Not even Antarctica gets down to -90 C, the record being -89.4 C (-129 F) in 1983.
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panzerman Offline
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« Reply #3076 on: May 09, 2012, 10:28:09 pm »

i love canada, pretty well living there during the winter, but only down and whistler and big white only gets down to like -20 if that lol
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panzerman Offline
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« Reply #3077 on: May 09, 2012, 10:35:09 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDcbPAe2g4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvIwsLty9Fo

i love carlton draught ads lol
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« Reply #3078 on: May 09, 2012, 11:08:45 pm »

i love canada, pretty well living there during the winter, but only down and whistler and big white only gets down to like -20 if that lol

I live 45 minutes from Big white..... Rare to see -20 around here. If we do, it's only for a couple of days or so.
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« Reply #3079 on: May 09, 2012, 11:18:15 pm »

Yeah, well brns said alot of nature 'facts' before lol
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