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[TheIcelandicManiac]

Well i was reading Ghosts story on the launcher and i got an great idea.


If you have any funny lifetime storys and tips you could give to the younger people of the community post them here, i personaly havent had any exiting times of my life exept when i got robed that one time in denmark and punched a polish guy but do tell.

[Hicks58]

Wouldn't mind adding to this, but my life story is somewhat mundane and somewhat grim in some parts. Nothing really funny to be fair. Well, apart from having one of my brothers run at me full force with one of those space hoppers when I was younger - Sent me through next doors fence where I promptly started waving to their window and started laughing. Good times.

Some of the characters we have on this forum though, it's got to have been a funny ride to have made some of our more egocentric fellows here.

[brn4meplz]

I've got too many to remember. There usually has to be a situation the jogs my memory of an event.

[Mysthalin]

I became world ruler once, but then reversed the mind control machine once I got bored of putting cucumbers up unknown's bum.

[deadbolt]

i remember tryna nail my ex gf in the sea in dubai. but it was a man made island and i fell of the edge of it into deep sea, and she lost her bikini bottoms, so i had to fetch her new ones from the hotel. it was so obviously clear what we was doing it was rather fail, but epic win at the same time.

[Katusha]

i remember tryna nail my ex gf in the sea in dubai. but it was a man made island and i fell of the edge of it into deep sea, and she lost her bikini bottoms, so i had to fetch her new ones from the hotel. it was so obviously clear what we was doing it was rather fail, but epic win at the same time.

lol did she try to save you with her bikini bottoms, but then she let go so you and her panties fell in the sea?

i dont even know....

[Demon767]

lol did she try to save you with her bikini bottoms, but then she let go so you and her panties fell in the sea?

i dont even know....

that's very poetic hahaha

[Groundfire]

lol did she try to save you with her bikini bottoms, but then she let go so you and her panties fell in the sea?

i dont even know....

oh oh oh! I know this one!





Ending scene from Titanic?

[Unkn0wn]

i remember tryna nail my ex gf in the sea in dubai. but it was a man made island and i fell of the edge of it into deep sea, and she lost her bikini bottoms, so i had to fetch her new ones from the hotel. it was so obviously clear what we was doing it was rather fail, but epic win at the same time.

Did you know they can put you in jail for just kissing in public in Dubai?

[EIRRMod]

I've got too many to remember. There usually has to be a situation the jogs my memory of an event.

Wow.

Im right here with brn on this one.  The situation that jogs my memories is usually copious amounts of alcohol - which has the reverse effect of me trying to FORGET them.

[Katusha]

oh oh oh! I know this one!





Ending scene from Titanic?

holy shizzle, i wasn't even thinking about Titanic 

[deadbolt]

Did you know they can put you in jail for just kissing in public in Dubai?

yeah, even for holding hands. but this was within the confines of the hotel grounds.

[TheIcelandicManiac]

Wow.

Im right here with brn on this one.  The situation that jogs my memories is usually copious amounts of alcohol - which has the reverse effect of me trying to FORGET them.

I've got too many to remember. There usually has to be a situation the jogs my memory of an event.

Well please go jogging sometimes and come here and post the storys 

[Malgoroth]

I was a junior in high school, and every other day my first was class was science. The teachers name was coach Floyd and he was a rather popular teacher among students because just about every day he'd put on videos for us to watch that went over whatever it was we were supposed to be learning rather than teach it himself (American education system ftw). He was the kind of teacher who just didn't give a shit. This was perfect for me since movie + lights off + first period + "teacher" = fucking nap time. Every day where I had that class, without fail, there would be a video and I could catch up on the sleep I didn't get the night before, and since this was only a month into the school year my body wasn't yet ready to wake up before 12pm. One day I arrived to class and proceeded to pass out as I usually did and after about an hour I woke up to a dead silent, completely engrossed classroom gazing speechlessly at some intriguing images on the TV. On the screen were 2 skyscrapers engulfed in flames and shots of panicked, frightened people either gazing up at the sky, or fleeing in terror. This seemed much more interesting than the typical crap we watched in that class so rather excitedly I asked "Ah cool! What movie is this??"    

[TheVolskinator]

MMkay, so you all know that Im employed at a local boathouse (or should :| ). A few years back a damn funny joke we had was "Find the smell." Boathouse smelled like a goat's ass and nobody could figure out why. About 2 months into the spring/summer season, our staff director told us to go under the boathouse building its self and take a look at the plumbing. Got there, looked fine, but one spot in the piping smelled absolutely shit terrible and had a small leak. After about an hour of trying to remove the damned piping we finally got it off only to discover what the hell was clogging the pipe. There was a giant wad of paper with a single dollar bill sticking out of one side, with a huge lot of backed up shit (literally) behind it. Traviss, a co-worker, pointed at it and said "Shit guys...that's a poop dolla'. "

Every day for the last 4 years, someone has made a poop dolla joke at the boathouse.

[Mister Schmidt]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

[velocity78]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

sounds like something out of American Pie

[Mister Schmidt]

It is

[PonySlaystation]

Did you know they can put you in jail for just kissing in public in Dubai?

yeah, even for holding hands.

But, but WHY??!!

[deadbolt]

cos theyre arabs tbh.