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« on: November 28, 2011, 12:49:33 am » |
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Replay of battle. 2v2 Allies: Contaminator- Common Wealth- Royal Engineers Valexandes- US- Infantry Axis: FailHammer- Panzer Elite- Unknown? Herrpants- Wehrmacht- Defensive? ***Mistakes were made  but some good fighting throughout*** Enjoy    |
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the nashorn is like a kid with a giant penis, it has no idea how to use it or where to point it most of the time but it could still fuck you
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| hans
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 12:51:23 am » |
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will watch it |
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 Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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| hans
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 02:15:43 am » |
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okay,
beginning rather boring, lots of mistakes done by both sides:
ur teammate started with one jumbo as the only at, its an infantry support weapon and really needs an atgun. U started with two at forms, but nothing really against p4 or panther, bring and atg also next time. U felt the lack of atguns against the panther. Luckily ur enemy could not use the panther well enough so u got lots of hits with ur jumbo also in the back armour of it.
WHY didnt u move the stuart out of the range of those shreks as u saw them first?
DONT fight panther with jumbo alone.
WHY didnt u mortar the obvious position of the enemy pak?
NEVER attack with a mortar enemy infantry direct without using indirect fire, keep it behind ur line
DONT attack enemy units in cover while u are on the road (negative cover)
DONT attack a defense line of two enemy players alone, use ur teammate for help.
the midgame was market by the 88 and its campi gameplay:
use arty or mortar or sniper against 88, or flamer+inf+smoke to get it.
If its too heavy supported avoid the sector with the 88 and cap around it. On small maps like this one not easy.
NEVER attack the 88 with single units.
STOP the jumbo while its shooting at inf to higher the accuracy
the endgame was the best part.
u had really nice capping, forced the enemy to go away from the 88. Then u could attacj with a big push of u and ur teammate attack the weaker defenseline and pushed the enemy back to the spawnpoint. Good job.
BUT note: It worked partly very well coz of the enemy doin also lots of stupid moves and attacks
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Smokaz
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 03:38:23 am » |
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YOU SEE? YOU SEE? All that stomping made you able to overcome herrpants. Now it's herrpants who is the ugly one out
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 03:45:51 am » |
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last time I played with herrpants,he was big fail guy. His sense of tactic is unique,he lets you get obliterated by 2 guys,so he can micro his 1 unit of storms behind enemy to kill mortar,lol,while rest of his force sits somewhere far away from action :p
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 05:02:51 am » |
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YOU SEE? YOU SEE? All that stomping made you able to overcome herrpants. Now it's herrpants who is the ugly one out
lol? |
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 07:16:50 am » |
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last time I played with herrpants,he was big fail guy. His sense of tactic is unique,he lets you get obliterated by 2 guys,so he can micro his 1 unit of storms behind enemy to kill mortar,lol,while rest of his force sits somewhere far away from action :p
bro... thats pro, mortars are dangerous lol |
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 I will never forget the rage we enduced together  Ohh Good, AmPm can pay in Doubloons.
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| Contaminator
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 08:35:59 am » |
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Eh stuart loss wasnt that big a deal in my book. was more worried about my brenborne piat squad knew i was going to need them and i ended up losing track of my stuart so by the time I realized my mistake it was already dead. but yea will not deny mistakes were made
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 02:26:19 pm » |
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Fucking most frustrating game ever. Herrpants secret lag weapon coupled with fail fucking luck = allies win/me soulrage
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What, people flocking around to hijack a place on my balls on their ballride to victory and PEEPEES?
Im not pulling this out of my ass, you tinfoil hat prostitute. "Holy shit puddin, you just critted him in the face"-joseph54 |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 02:31:44 pm » |
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If zontar is online we can do a shoutcast of this now - maybe schmidt and morka is online as well. |
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2011, 02:32:57 pm » |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 02:45:21 pm » |
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Pss: we need someone to make a introduction.
It has to have a spinning picture of volskinator while pig mating noises play in the background.
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| 8thRifleRegiment
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2011, 03:59:46 pm » |
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Pss: we need someone to make a introduction.
It has to have a spinning picture of volskinator while pig mating noises play in the background.
not terrible, but a start, threw it together in an hour. if you want something better, i can make one, this week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyknHbrcE6g |
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 04:00:48 pm » |
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I'm always online
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
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| Contaminator
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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2011, 04:08:36 pm » |
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you guys going to shoutcast this? that would be bad ass |
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 04:14:58 pm » |
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you guys going to shoutcast this? that would be bad ass +1 I want to watch a good shoutcast! |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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| Contaminator
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« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2011, 04:47:19 pm » |
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If people are looking for a shoutcast intro I am soooo game. Ill work on one tonight and post it.
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2011, 04:50:11 pm » |
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We actually have one I like to use from WildZontar but new ones are always good |
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| Contaminator
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2011, 08:29:40 pm » |
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Got a Shoutcast intro vid rough copy. Not what the actual final result would look like. this is a rough idea with the shots I would like to incorporate. Its simple and I didn't want to spend bucket loads of time on it in case it wasnt used. However, I am willing to work and make look nice if desired. Good shots: yay or nay? (if nay what should I snag) Good music: yay or nay? (if nay what music and where can I find it) Suggestions? http://youtu.be/KfL9lB3_Z4E |
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