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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2012, 07:48:40 pm »

<- Doesn't drink -> fuck not given.

I don't trust people who don't drink to be honest, neither should anyone else.
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2012, 07:58:10 pm »

 People that dont drink cant be trust worthy, 95% of the people that mug you are sober
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2012, 09:06:53 pm »

I don't trust people who don't drink to be honest, neither should anyone else.

Possessing more undamaged brain cells and a properly-functioning liver = untrustworthy.
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2012, 09:19:11 pm »

Everything damages brain cells, vermillion.
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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2012, 09:26:10 pm »

I feel sorry for people who don't have brain cells to lose. Poor dumdums and their intellectual poverty.

Also score 1 for Vermin "finally" making a mistake on the forums: a properly functioning liver deals with drinking just fine.
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« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2012, 09:51:39 pm »

However, a long-term life of drinking will inevitably result in liver damage, I don't see where you're coming from.

Plus, I've made plenty of mistakes on this forum; the first likely being associating with people here in the first place.
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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2012, 10:05:59 pm »

Inevitably result in liver damage? Paging Dr.  House you are needed in the emergency room.. vermillion just took critical damage!
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« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2012, 01:24:42 am »

Possessing more undamaged brain cells and a properly-functioning liver = untrustworthy.

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Baine Offline
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« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2012, 04:42:48 am »

Your liver will do fine as long as you dont drink every day.
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« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2012, 05:19:58 am »

Your liver will do fine as long as you dont drink every day.
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« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2012, 06:36:55 am »

However, a long-term life of drinking will inevitably result in liver damage, I don't see where you're coming from.

Because anybody who goes out with friends for a few drinks on a saturday night invariably ends up on a 7-day binge, right?
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« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2012, 06:56:32 am »

Vermillion clearly doesn't drink, case in point of why we shouldn't trust people who don't.
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« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2012, 08:19:47 am »

Because anybody who goes out with friends for a few drinks on a saturday night invariably ends up on a 7-day binge, right?

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« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2012, 08:20:40 am »

My vote would be to go down to one of those big Tank shows, get hammered and then steal the KT and go or a joyride! Or everyone can grab their preferred tank.
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« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2012, 08:08:41 pm »

My vote would be to go down to one of those big Tank shows, get hammered and then steal the KT and go or a joyride! Or everyone can grab their preferred tank.
Real life 'World of Tanks'!  I like it!
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« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2012, 09:06:48 pm »

Hey guys i just moved and i have alot of cardboard boxes. i just started drawing and cutting them and now i have built



The tiger tank.

The science behind it all: How we shoot the gun is we count 5 seconds then we load bottle rockets or for bigger tiger mortar shells with reduced fuses so we can time the shots.

Secondly: the engine, to reduce the speed of all tanks so fags dont cheat and go fast is we pedal with our legs just like a tiny tikes machine, or flinstone mode. When we go flinstone mode the heavier tanks have users have to wear weighted vest up to 200lbs, and or Pegs legs on both feet.


thirdly we have artillery(firework mortars)

we also throw poprocks all over the place to act as MG gun fire so when we step on a few its POP pop pop.

The winner is crowned king of the world and gets the tiger tank next game. everygame the person keeps the tiger alive without catching on fire, can remove up to 10 lbs of weight and or take of a peg leg.


Tank traits:

Japanese: Tanks are made from paper not cardboard, starts with a medium weighted vest only has bottle rockets as weapons. but can douse other's in gas and set them on fire. Also comes with free paintball gun that one can use to suicide with.

German: starts with higher weighted vest but can upgrade to mortar shot faster and cannot get doused in gas before games. can upgrade to 3 cardboard box thickness

American: Starts with a lower weighted vest. only reaches 1 carboard thickness. can purchase better     bottle rockets and roman candles. can get mass production can fire a bottle rocket every few minutes.

British: has a heavy weighted vest from 200lbs to nikomas on your back. players must use knees to walk. Comes with flank speed players can stand up and run for 3 seconds. and or can recieve 1+ cardboard box as armor.


More to come
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« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2012, 09:26:29 pm »

Also to replicate heat on certain tanks players are going to wear alot of clothes so they have to rest everyknow and then.
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I2ay Offline
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« Reply #57 on: November 04, 2012, 03:21:55 am »

British: has a heavy weighted vest from 200lbs to nikomas on your back.
Are you trying to have fun or kill the person playing with the British tank?
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« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2012, 04:16:28 am »

My pick would be Rifle, Rifle, Rifle and Rifle

Hi there.
I think I'll have time to play on the weekend.
Nevertheless, since I am a high school student, I became a bit busier.
And I don't have the newest patch installed now.
My high school entrance test is successful anyway.
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« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2012, 06:36:03 am »

rofl avatar errday i l2ray
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