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« Reply #340 on: April 23, 2013, 05:21:57 am » |
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #341 on: April 23, 2013, 06:33:14 am » |
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Wait, you were in a long-distance relationship with a bisexual guy since you were like 13?
Yeah, k. Totes.
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Killer344
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« Reply #342 on: April 23, 2013, 06:40:13 am » |
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Handjobs don't count amiright.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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Killer344
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« Reply #343 on: April 23, 2013, 06:41:34 am » |
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It's utopic to put it mildly.
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Killer344
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« Reply #344 on: April 23, 2013, 06:58:43 am » |
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oh rly
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| Sachaztan
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« Reply #345 on: April 23, 2013, 07:14:17 am » |
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You do realize that part of it being "utopic" means it won't work in reality?
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« Reply #346 on: April 23, 2013, 07:28:41 am » |
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I don't even know what to think of half the people who are in this thread. Other than that, no catastrophic events have been documented since gay marriage was legalized. No animals eating children, or dead rising from the grave, not even the fires of hell burning through the country. No advanced civilizations have fallen because of gays running rampant and trying to suck innocent people off. It's just another day in this shitty, yet ever changing world  I'm not even sure if a single fuck was given at all. |
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« Reply #347 on: April 23, 2013, 07:36:12 am » |
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Yes? What's wrong with that? Also, it was since 15 (i said nearly 3 years. It will be 3 years in a couple of months).
15 year old male and he has never masturbated THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE |
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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| Sachaztan
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« Reply #348 on: April 23, 2013, 07:56:04 am » |
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Either he is a very, vary sad individual or he is lying.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #349 on: April 23, 2013, 08:39:56 am » |
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Either he is a very, vary sad individual or he is lying.
Are you guys sure alpha aint smokaz? It sounds really like a story smokaz would spin up out of his ass tbh. And that ass pic, could allways just be smokaz after a short hormone treatment to be the girl he allways wanted to be. |
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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| Sachaztan
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« Reply #350 on: April 23, 2013, 08:57:25 am » |
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Could be pony too, he's especially gifted in the art of ass-spinning
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« Reply #351 on: April 23, 2013, 09:15:47 am » |
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Pfff, you lot always think people are lying. Heck most of you used to believe I was lying about being a girl. Tig, it's not so much lying as that you are wrong about stuff, a lot and often. So maybe you're wrong about this guy to  |
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they've tried everything else." The officer is considerably better than a riflemen squad at carrying weapons. Officers have good accuracy so they will hit most targets. |
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« Reply #352 on: April 23, 2013, 09:19:54 am » |
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Yeah the thing is, the things that you have shared so far (at least about marriage/love/sex/boys/boyfriends) points in the general direction of you being completely distanced from the real world...
I don't say this to be mean, but your lack of experience shows.
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« Reply #353 on: April 23, 2013, 10:07:01 am » |
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It's going to be less fun a few years after you get married though, when reality comes crashing down on you :/
It's has kinda already been said why, but one of the problems that you will face is reconciling not wanting to have a buttload of children whilst not using contraceptives and having a working marriage at the same time. Something's gotta give simply put, no matter how much wishful thinking you apply.
Then there's the whole bit of never having had sex with your future mate, him "supposedly" not masturbating, at what age you two decided to get engaged...
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« Reply #354 on: April 23, 2013, 11:29:11 am » |
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« Reply #355 on: April 23, 2013, 11:32:59 am » |
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It's not retarded, it's naive and bereft of reality.
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« Reply #356 on: April 23, 2013, 11:35:25 am » |
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« Reply #357 on: April 23, 2013, 11:54:27 am » |
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Full retard is more like what that salvation army guy said to scotty
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« Reply #358 on: April 23, 2013, 12:26:53 pm » |
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you all just Jelly!
Oh how much I wish I were engaged to a bisexual boy that I couldn't even have sex with. |
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #359 on: April 23, 2013, 01:22:33 pm » |
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What your relationship sounds is more like long-distance day-care, rather than anything else. The guy's keeping you entertained so you don't go off doing anything stupid and telling you fascinating stories of a magical world where everything is perfect, warm and vomit-inducingly sweet.
Wake up, the guy's definitely wanked. If someone claims to be bisexual at the age of 18 they have most definitely explored their sexuality in one way or another (masturbation isn't even a question at this point - it's what he's been looking at when doing it, or in fact who he's slept, fooled around with). Or they are flat out gay and telling you bullshit to keep you around in a maneouvre that is colloquially known as a "beard" so they don't get caught out being in the closet.
In other words - if you're nearly 18 you really need to stop being so naive about life, or you'll soon be waking up one fine morning after a night out wondering how the hell you are going to tell the police that you got raped by somebody who thought was your friend while the two of you were drunk.
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