A remarkable amount of bullshit...
Niko, I'm not quite sure what happened to you, but your "internet profile" bleeds from several wounds:
' and i have like 4 girlfriends'
' my betty only goes with the most alpha like me'
'laid consistently as soon as highschool started (14y.o.)'
'my balls are literally as drained as drained can be with beautiful girls my age'
The real question is: Why would someone want to claim such things on an internet forum? A strong desire for acknowledgement ? Maybe real life trauma needs to be compensated somehow, like boosting e-peen?
In my humble opinion, a guy like you are trying to be positioning yourself would never feel the urge to prove his 'alpha-male' status in a forum like this, would just simply go out and fuck more girls
I mean seriously, who writes things like those listed above... it implies the complete opposite of what you are stating about yourself.
'im gonna let u guys make fun of my all u want cuz accepting it and negating the stupid ego makes u calm and more spacious inside'
Having written this, you still feel the need to write a wall of text about your 'social life' ... This whole personality of yours appearing on the internets is just not consistent.
Might as well lock this thread pls, for it's being probably the most useless General discussion topic ever created.