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Author Topic: OMGNiko: Internet Badass  (Read 114178 times)
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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #100 on: November 22, 2013, 04:37:22 pm »

Why is this thread still here?
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #101 on: November 23, 2013, 04:39:37 pm »

It's an ode to humanity
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #102 on: November 28, 2013, 12:30:26 pm »

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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #103 on: November 28, 2013, 01:29:39 pm »


i am completely sexually satisfied pretty much at all times- my balls are literally as drained as drained can be with beautiful girls my age
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Vermillion Hawk: Do you ever make a post that doesnt make you come across as an extreme douchebag?

Just sayin'
Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #104 on: November 28, 2013, 01:40:53 pm »

Im pretty sure that guy is OMGnikos cooler older brother
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
rolcsika0128 Offline
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« Reply #105 on: November 28, 2013, 02:10:55 pm »

A remarkable amount of bullshit...

Niko, I'm not quite sure what happened to you, but your "internet profile" bleeds from several wounds:

' and i have like 4 girlfriends'
' my betty only goes with the most alpha like me'
'laid consistently as soon as highschool started (14y.o.)'
'my balls are literally as drained as drained can be with beautiful girls my age'

The real question is: Why would someone want to claim such things on an internet forum? A strong desire for acknowledgement ? Maybe real life trauma needs to be compensated somehow, like boosting e-peen?
In my humble opinion, a guy like you are trying to be positioning yourself would never feel the urge to prove his 'alpha-male' status in a forum like this, would just simply go out and fuck more girls Wink

I mean seriously, who writes things like those listed above... it implies the complete opposite of what you are stating about yourself.


'im gonna let u guys make fun of my all u want cuz accepting it and negating the stupid ego makes u calm and more spacious inside'

Having written this, you still feel the need to write a wall of text about your 'social life' ... This whole personality of yours appearing on the internets is just not consistent.


Might as well lock this thread pls, for it's being probably the most useless General discussion topic ever created.
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #106 on: November 28, 2013, 03:28:40 pm »

Plz lock this thread before he edits away his posts
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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #107 on: November 28, 2013, 04:42:58 pm »

Best thread ever tbh
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omgNiko Offline
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« Reply #108 on: December 07, 2013, 03:59:59 pm »

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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #109 on: December 07, 2013, 04:02:13 pm »

all the stuff i say here is true

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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terrapinsrock Offline
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« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2013, 05:15:14 pm »

This thread is still alive?

This is why we need euthanasia
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a  broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2013, 10:30:29 pm »

consitsting of 1200 squats and about 1000 pushups in total.
Inefficient training for the win.
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omgNiko Offline
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« Reply #112 on: December 09, 2013, 03:49:05 pm »

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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2013, 03:58:17 pm »

Inefficient training for the win.

indeed, hard work is the only thing you need to get a good body tone.
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« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2013, 06:16:37 pm »

Best thread ever tbh
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« Reply #115 on: December 09, 2013, 06:20:38 pm »

indeed, hard work is the only thing you need to get a good body tone.
Yep, I was kind of referring to why so many high reps, rather than increasing resistance, for muscle mass.
Unless hes going for toning, removing high muscle into lower-mass/more dense fibering - but then those are the wrong exercise for that - go for pilates or some girly shit.
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #116 on: December 10, 2013, 05:55:12 am »

Yep, I was kind of referring to why so many high reps, rather than increasing resistance, for muscle mass.
Unless hes going for toning, removing high muscle into lower-mass/more dense fibering - but then those are the wrong exercise for that - go for pilates or some girly shit.

or go get a part time job in a warehouse. Get paid to get fit.
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omgNiko Offline
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« Reply #117 on: December 10, 2013, 04:09:11 pm »

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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #118 on: December 10, 2013, 04:27:36 pm »

sistema is only functional, so whatever is not functional we omit. one of my best friends is using tren, the most powerful anabolic (he now benches 375, squats 475, and deadlifts 650, lol)- and we always wrestle and stuff and he can overwhelm me and throw me but i always win by hitting his pressure points and soft spots and by kicking his knees or pelvis when he tries to rush me. i gotta apologize to you all here at eirr for being such an asshole douchebag. ive filtered all those stressful people i used to associate with so i can chill out   

Still sound's the same.
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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #119 on: December 11, 2013, 08:29:09 am »

+1

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