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Author Topic: I am Orion, king of the wild hunt  (Read 6652 times)
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Smokaz Offline
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« on: May 19, 2017, 09:47:26 pm »


I am Orion, king of the wild hunt

and i summon the hunters of eirr

and the prey of eirr

to once again meet for summer

in crazy battle

 i challenge the undercretin hordes of eir 2017

to meet me orion king of the wild hunt

in glorious buttle in eirr

fight me
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Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2017, 09:56:00 pm »
Full Smokaz speech from Discord:

[8:50 PM] simonco: all shall know
[8:50 PM] simonco: Orion king of the wild hunt am i
[8:51 PM] simonco: and i summon the gods knights knaves and buffoons
[8:51 PM] simonco: of eirr 2017
[8:51 PM] simonco: to do battle during summer
[8:51 PM] simonco: and the turning of the ages
[8:51 PM] simonco: i hereby invoke the name of all the old tards in once sentence
[8:51 PM] simonco: splatum
[8:51 PM] simonco: all will now slowly return to eir
[8:51 PM] simonco: to do battle
[8:51 PM] simonco: during June
[8:51 PM] simonco: the season of Battle
[8:52 PM] simonco: canalito colossus
[8:52 PM] simonco: i command you to return to my side
[8:53 PM] simonco: crazywr of no development
[8:53 PM] simonco: return to feed the spite
[8:53 PM] simonco: hans, mysthalin, darksoldier,
[8:53 PM] simonco: all the other vile fiends
[8:53 PM] simonco: arise from your graves
[8:53 PM] simonco: arise
[8:53 PM] simonco: inferno elitus sanctus demi faux
[8:54 PM] simonco: elitegren will return again under a unknowable smurf name
[8:54 PM] simonco: during the heat of august
[8:54 PM] simonco: his secret face will be unmasked
[8:54 PM] simonco: so is the prophecy
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Quote from: TheWindCriesMary on April 17, 2013, 02:21:45 pm
It's like saying "i can understand his concerns that fire breathing dragons live in far away lands"
Quote from: Shabtajus on February 22, 2016, 12:06:00 am
americans dont dodge wars.
Quote from: Trapfabricator
Literally, The only thing less likely than this is zombie hitler becoming prime minister of israel
Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2017, 02:29:14 pm »
So it begins
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jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 05:50:57 pm »
Come Mr. Tachiban, Tachi-me-banana
Daylight come and me wan' go hom'
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2017, 06:00:11 pm »
Wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m4ZkEqQrn0
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Quote from: tank130 on April 22, 2014, 06:20:09 pm
This community is full of a bunch of mindless idiots with memories like two year olds.

https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/ShitGlitter?ref=l2-shop-header-avatar
I'm not sure what you're so defensive about Tank.
 he makes shab look like a princess giving food to the poor.
chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2017, 06:03:25 pm »
Waitn for essay from Wind to make this whole.
#Make us whole again.
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jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2017, 07:20:53 pm »
Quote from: chefarzt on May 20, 2017, 06:03:25 pm
Waitn for essay from Wind to make this whole.
#Make us whole again.

lol

5ever b&

rest in pizza
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chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2017, 09:31:49 pm »
Wink
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chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2017, 09:35:41 pm »
Now for some controversy.
Who is this JackMcCrack.
Hes been here forever, yet does anybody know him?.
Is he even real?
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hans Offline
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Posts: 3497



« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2017, 06:22:43 am »
So many players holy shit. EIRR is back
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Quote from: brn4meplz on May 06, 2013, 01:52:31 pm
Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2017, 11:40:08 am »
salam my brothers

already 2 battles have been fought

both horrible losses

today dear diary, i pleyed a game with skafen and germanyelit vs area and icks, and we lose very much
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CrazyWR Offline
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Posts: 3616


« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2017, 01:14:57 pm »
shame
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Quote from: Ununoctium on September 03, 2009, 07:45:25 am
1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies

Quote from: jackmccrack on February 09, 2012, 12:47:54 pm
RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
skaffa Offline
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Posts: 3130


The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2017, 02:29:50 pm »
It was rope a dope to get vet 5 stuh, rip rekt raged.
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Quote from: deadbolt
bad luck skaffa>  creates best and most played eir maps
                      >  hated for creating best and most played eir maps

Quote from: Tachibana
47k new all time record?

Quote from: deadbolt
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
jackmccrack Offline
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Posts: 2484


« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2017, 04:16:54 am »
Quote from: Smokaz on May 28, 2017, 11:40:08 am
salam my brothers

already 2 battles have been fought

both horrible losses

today dear diary, i pleyed a game with skafen and germanyelit vs area and icks, and we lose very much
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Shabtajus Offline
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Posts: 2564


The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2017, 09:24:35 am »
gotta love smokaz for his honesty
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Quote from: TheWindCriesMary on April 08, 2013, 11:10:04 am
I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Quote from: Hicks58 on May 04, 2013, 01:59:39 pm
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2017, 08:13:29 am »
wut
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