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[fabulous_rug]

I decided to go to KFC today. There are only five of those in my country and one in my city. I approached it and it looked like something that fell out of the sky. "This is probably what the kfc in area's town looks like" I thought. I went in and they had these uniformed women working there. The walls were decorated with the face of this colonal guy and everywhere was a bunch of quotes "a good meal is made the hard way" I didnt get it though. Maybe area could understand. Also american music was playing inside. You can tell its american by instinct becuz its so different. So I decided to eat a "zinger" the idea of putting chicken between burger buns was truly revolutionary and I felt modern by ordering this meal. "this is probably what area would eat" Anyway Im not sure if I liked it or not but I will tell you if I figure it out after a few more or maybe not

[Olazaika1]

I decided to go to McDonalds today. There are only seventeen of those in my country and four in my city. I approached it and it looked like something that rose up from hell. "This is probably where i'll suffer eternal damnation forever" I thought. I went in and they had these uniformed teenagers working there. The walls were covered in faeces and childrens spit, and i saw quotes saying "if u don't buy the mcduck you won't fuck" on the banners. I didn't get i though, maybe shab would understand. Also, jewish kabbal music was playing inside. You can tell it's jewish by instinct because it's so familiar. So I decided to eat a Big Mac. The idea of stacking ingredients between two buns was extraordinary and i felt just like in the old times by ordering this meal. "This is probably how shab stacks his life". Anyway, i'm not sure if i hated it or not but i'll tell you if i can stop stacking for a few days

[fabulous_rug]

Thank you Ola for sharing this funny post with me. I appreciate it, you are one of my best internet friends

[Olazaika1]

Thank you rug for replying to my post. I vehemently feel joyous wonder every time i see your face around these parts. You are one of my closest companions on the world wide web.

[TheIcelandicManiac]

Ya'll need to hire some prostitutes to reduce the simping you guys have for each other

[fabulous_rug]

This is why you are a miserable fool. Ya never have friends you can appreciate. Me and my pal ola go shoulder to shoulder. Now I fuck your whole family

[TheIcelandicManiac]

Being forced to be around eachother cause you have nowhere else to turn dosent mean its a friendship, thats more of a forced marriage or sharing a bunk bed in a suicide ward.


Ok that was too mean

[aeroblade56]

Ya'll need to hire some prostitutes to reduce the simping you guys have for each other

I will fight anyone with a glass bottle out of respect for this post.