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[GoOutside]

grab a boat and head for an island or if i was lazy head down to my local bar for a couple of pints and make a good night of it and deal with the zombies the next day.

Brilliant man. Problems eventually go away. Think I might try to hang out in the local bar with some strippers. Hey if I'm going out. I might as well go out in style. haha

[Saint83]

grab a boat and head for an island or if i was lazy head down to my local bar for a couple of pints and make a good night of it and deal with the zombies the next day.

Brilliant man. Problems eventually go away. Think I might try to hang out in the local bar with some strippers. Hey if I'm going out. I might as well go out in style. haha

oh strippers a great addition unless they were zombie strippers in which case its back to the double whiskeys for me

[Lionel-Richie]

Zombie epidemic would go more smoothly if, like in most movies, the military doesn't get completely owned from the get-go.

What's with that?

Is it because they're spending all their time going, "Hey what's wrong with you? OW YOU'RE BLEEDING AND BIT ME THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE A ZOMBIE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING?"

[GammaCommander]

Zombie epidemic would go more smoothly if, like in most movies, the military doesn't get completely owned from the get-go.

What's with that?

Is it because they're spending all their time going, "Hey what's wrong with you? OW YOU'RE BLEEDING AND BIT ME THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE A ZOMBIE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING?"

With all the paranoia induced by zombie films, I wouldn't be surprised if people weren't as surprised as they would be if they never witnessed such an event.

[BoDyBaG2224TLS]

All I would need is a Cricket paddle, a few friends, and a Bar.

Cricket paddle=self defense
Friends=zombie bait/companionship
Bar=safe house, and place to drink until the zombies are all blonde girls in skirts

[BoDyBaG2224TLS]

This also brings up another point...Large countries (not land mass) need to put more money into monster research and the such. What devastates America? Aliens, Giant Monkeys, Manbearpig, a lobster fish thing (cloverfield) Tom Cruise....

Japan has Godzilla to fuck with stuff

And England has zombies to deal with (zombies must know the lack of guns in UK)

Dracula is located in eastern Europe

Austrailia has to deal with kangaroos

So forget about anihilation via other countries, we are gonna get fucked up by mutated things.


However I believe that, that will not cause the end of the world, this is how it ends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

[Ciwawa]

old but always making me rotfl 

[Unkn0wn]

I'd go to...

THE WINCHESTER!!!

Safest place on earth, and saint would probably be there to serve us some beers.

[Kolath]

The rifle is real!  You just need to learn to shoot 

Austrailia has to deal with kangaroos

Quoted for putting Kangaroos in the same category as Godzilla, Zombies, and Vampires.

[Bonte]

I would take my 4 .300 win mag rifles, .300 win mag pistol, 8 shotguns, get about 100 3.5 in slug and buckshot loads with plenty of .300 bullets along with my 30 06 . Go into my 300 cow calf barn (now converted to a bar) board it up with the 2x4s from the excavation company...hole up food in the walk in cooler witha generator...and get gass from the 4 500 gallon drums for my fathers excavating business.....

I would get supplies by driving into town with an offroad dumptruck
(the tires are 10 feet tall)

Ohh and the haymow of the barn has perfect shooting cupaloas with flat killing fields all around.

[Duvka]

I dont have to worry. "Guns don't kill Zombies, Duvka does"

[Unkn0wn]

You'll just take a duvka on their head?

[BradAxis]

lol

[Duvka]

You'll just take a duvka on their head?

Yes, or play recordings of you.

[Unkn0wn]

I'd rather have a voice that impresses zombie than one that attracts them (Torjado's) 

[Niichts]

Why do zombies always eat people. 
You never see a zombie just enjoying a Twinkie or some Chocolate Cake. 

[Days of War]

Someone's never seen Night of the Living Dead.

It takes away the pain, duh.

[Bonte]

I'd rather have a voice that impresses zombie than one that attracts them (Torjado's) 

2 words, Mr. Hat

[They Call Me SpitFire]

My plan go to my uncles house. Right down the road.
   One always carry a handgun and a knife.
   Two have an assualt rifle or submachine gun.
   Three he's got tons of shotguns,rifles,handguns,ak's,m4s,knifes, and at least 10 months worth of ammunition for all that.

[Unkn0wn]

My plan go to my uncles house. Right down the road.
   One always carry a handgun and a knife.
   Two have an assualt rifle or submachine gun.
   Three he's got tons of shotguns,rifles,handguns,ak's,m4s,knifes, and at least 10 months worth of ammunition for all that.

Do you live in the US?