TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« on: December 10, 2013, 12:00:19 pm » |
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This thread is for the... unconventional (but infinitely better) commander card suggestions that aren't allowed in the official thread. Make your own if you want.
Icki's Propaganda Leaflet Bombing Run
2 use offmap, 2 minute duration (Axis only)
All Allied units on the map receive +50% accuracy, damage and movement speed. "ALLIES ARE NOW OP" flashes in giant letters across the screen for 120 seconds.
Smokaz' AT Reinforcements
Single use offmap.
Airdrops a single unique US ATG unit named "Eighty Gun". Does -30% damage but turns twice as fast.
Shab's Scumbag Battalion
2 use offmap. 60 second duration.
All AOE weapons controlled by player gain +40% damage & area of effect and +400% friendly fire damage. All teammate's units gain +50% received accuracy.
Tank's Nuclear Tantrum
Single use offmap.
Immediately disconnects activating player and forces game to be a draw.
Rolc's Map Hacks
Single use offmap. 100 minute duration.
Grants map-wide infantry, vehicle and support weapon intelligence to player.
EvilNRG's Die of Chance
3 use offmap. 90 second duration.
All of the player's units gain either:
+45% damage and accuracy (48.5% chance)
-80% damage and accuracy (51.5% chance)
Gork's Platinum Division
Single offmap.
Immediately calls on 2 random reward units.
Bearsoul's Boots of Evolution
Single use offmap, 100 minute duration
Player's entire company receives -50% accuracy, HP and damage but gains 3% of each every minute. No maximum limit to how much can be gained.
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Vermillion Hawk: Do you ever make a post that doesnt make you come across as an extreme douchebag?
Just sayin'
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GrayWolf
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 12:21:18 pm » |
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TheWindCriesMary
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 12:45:44 pm » |
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I'm on board. I'd buy those bastards |
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GrayWolf
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 12:51:24 pm » |
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I'm on board. I'd buy those bastards
They have bonus dmg vs tanks |
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 01:02:07 pm » |
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They have bonus dmg vs tanks
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 02:23:37 pm » |
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I... I have no words. (Except those, obviously...)
Made me laugh!
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2013, 03:57:20 pm » |
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If we have these we gotta have a Mad Jack Churchill card  Alpha as fuck |
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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XIIcorps
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2013, 10:47:10 pm » |
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Everybody was beating up on russian even tiny finland.
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2013, 06:39:01 am » |
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Where is my drop?
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skaffa
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2013, 06:56:46 am » |
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Shab's Counter Coy:
Can switch coy after RTL
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bad luck skaffa> creates best and most played eir maps
> hated for creating best and most played eir maps
47k new all time record?
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead |
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Shabtajus
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2013, 07:55:56 am » |
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Shab's Counter Coy:
Can switch coy after RTL
errbody pushes RFS in launcher but not me, skaffa goes afk, before he comes back i switched ma coy, pushed RFS and he still blames me being scumbag despite the fact him going afk shhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc |
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 I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2013, 09:06:28 am » |
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Even fucking Tercio can't stop Europe's heaviest cavalary  Niko can.... |
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TheWindCriesMary
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2013, 09:36:08 am » |
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That Wikipedia link doesn't mention anything about 200 Husars defeating 40,000 anything. I agree Polish calvary was epic in general (dem arabian horses were OP) though. |
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GrayWolf
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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2013, 10:34:24 am » |
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That Wikipedia link doesn't mention anything about 200 Husars defeating 40,000 anything.
I agree Polish calvary was epic in general (dem arabian horses were OP) though.
Wait for it.... ..... ...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_ThermopylaeI was a bit in mistake. It was 400 - 40000 :/ Still 1:100  Painting, which shows the first moments of the battle.  |
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