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Author Topic: Me and Keeps accounts are bugged.  (Read 2271 times)
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Two Offline
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« on: September 30, 2009, 04:10:56 pm »

There seems to be some sort of shit modifier on our accounts. Cos all our units are shit compared to everyone elses, like staghounds, used against us they rape cant be hit and do shittons of damage, we use them they get hit by everything 100% of the time and do 0 damage. AT, every single form of AT penetrates us about 90% of the time, our at will fail to penetrate rear armour from close range, or will just shoot the floor right at their feet. Tanks, ours miss all the time and when they do hit fail to penetrate, even our upgunned shermans will lose to a non skirted p4. Mandos, they just walked through anything of mine a few games ago just like when i used to use them a couple months ago, tried it right there, they got mowed down by everything. Pumas, ill use and they'll do shit all, used against me they will rape everything on the field.

Absolutely every unit in this game will own us yet be shit for us. And im not joking, im deadly serious, i really think we have a modifier that makes our units weaker and the enemies stronger, it wasnt like this a couple weeks/months ago. So fix it.
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 04:12:31 pm »

and 2 of snipers got sniped by a pak last game.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 04:17:04 pm »

L2P
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 04:19:00 pm »

Maybe you have upset some angry gypsy fortune tellers?

Bad voodo? Poltergeist-in-Pc?

Tbh what you get out of a unit at all times is decided by three things:

- Voodo (Your own personal luck at getting random numbers in your favor)
- The orders the unit has been given
- The support of that unit in that situation

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Two Offline
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 04:19:24 pm »

L2P


Im sure i can play alot better then you.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 04:19:28 pm »

and 2 of snipers got sniped by a pak last game.

correction, 1 pak sniped cause you ran it around uncloaked.

the second one I just stumbled over cause again... it had no support.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 04:20:38 pm »

Oh come on, we all know coh is a game of chance: the pak got really lucky. You have no magical modifier that makes you worse. This thread is just ridiculous.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 04:22:02 pm »

well he was running it along a red cover road....
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 04:23:12 pm »

was my last game vs u fag? no that was the game before.
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Two Offline
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2009, 04:23:16 pm »

Oh come on, we all know coh is a game of chance: the pak got really lucky. You have no magical modifier that makes you worse. This thread is just ridiculous.

Your not the only game we've ever played..........
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2009, 04:24:15 pm »

so, you guys get snipers Pakked every game then?

Horrible luck man.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2009, 04:24:45 pm »

Nerf AT Gun magical survival voodoo magic.
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 04:30:55 pm »

There seems to be some sort of shit modifier on our accounts. Cos all our units are shit compared to everyone elses,


Jesus.. Two.. you can't be serious about that.
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 05:19:26 pm »

Oh, I thought you were just crap at this game Tongue









No seriously, it's probably just bad karma
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 09:40:41 pm »

There is no modifiers in the game designed to make units perform worse when certain people use them. You can look through the files (which I know you wont) and search every single unit for said modifier/ability and you will not find anything because it doesn't exist.

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