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Author Topic: Nerf Axis Bikes tbh...  (Read 6768 times)
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LeTon Offline
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« on: June 21, 2009, 10:35:33 pm »
This is a story about hans, his motorcycle, a group of nasty American support weapons, and a V1 rocket.

The Allied front has folded, and a last stand has been made near a fork in the road leading out of Nuenen. Tactically sound, the American's wait for the Axis armor to rush in and finish them off; however, the Reich, and hans...have different plans in mind for them.

 - Hans, in a grand display of Valour, charges into the midst of the enemy support to pinpoint their position for the Axis artillery support.

 - The V1 rocket is fired! And allied troops begin to flee.



 - Hans draws his last breath, as the V1 rocket lands...



 - But wait...



 - Hans's Invulnerability Field II holds!!!!



 - Dazed and confused, Hans makes his way back into friendly territory, ready to continue his service to the Reich!



 - Only death, and a large, black, crater remain.



Bikes are so imba.  Cheesy
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wildsolus Offline
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 10:41:57 pm »
no way that was a v1. had to be precision strike.
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lol

lol x2
DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 10:46:07 pm »
With that blast radius?  Looks like a V1 shock wave to me.

EDIT:

In picture 3 you can see the rocket.
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Atlanton Offline
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 10:46:28 pm »
Quote from: wildsolus on June 21, 2009, 10:41:57 pm
no way that was a v1. had to be precision strike.

Look at the third screenshot.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 10:46:46 pm »
Quote from: wildsolus on June 21, 2009, 10:41:57 pm
no way that was a v1. had to be precision strike.

nope that's a v1, precision strike doesn't have that large of a blast animation

and i'd have to guess that v1's don't have 100% accuracy vs bikes lol
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
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Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 10:49:11 pm »
the pictures are confusing!

he says v1 fired @ 17:15 then it hits at 17:20
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Jinker Offline
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 10:58:27 pm »
I can testify to that... that was my V1! (yes I actually hit something this time). I believe that Hans the biker went on to receive a knights cross after that engagement.
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Warlight Offline
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 10:59:53 pm »
Sounds like comic material
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bbsmith Offline
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 11:02:20 pm »
I'm guessing V1 doesn't have 100 percent accuracy against the bike. I'm too lazy to check right now.
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salan Offline
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 11:16:34 pm »
bike has received accuracy at vet1.. can dodge any damage source by a small %
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salan Offline
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 11:16:55 pm »
and that one wasn't vet 1.. hehe!
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LeTon Offline
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 11:17:38 pm »
Quote from: wildsolus on June 21, 2009, 10:49:11 pm
the pictures are confusing!

he says v1 fired @ 17:15 then it hits at 17:20

Well I took screenies on the replay...the timing isnt 100% accurate...the story was just for lulz... Wink
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 11:32:12 pm »
Speaking of dodge bonuses...
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Freek Offline
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 12:06:59 am »
I can tell that Le Ton is a Eve Online player... Le Sac?
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2009, 02:34:32 am »
thats coh xD or uber micro Tongue
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2009, 03:01:52 am »
That bike could have get rid of all those mortars and atgs alone. Look at their hp. 4 low health support weapons, that bike would have been vet 2  Cool
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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2009, 03:22:24 am »
Here is a example that AXIS is OP

NERF THEM ALL PLZ!

Bike has too much HP, drop it 1 because it kills my ami sniper
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LeTon Offline
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2009, 03:37:27 am »
Quote from: Freek on June 22, 2009, 12:06:59 am
I can tell that Le Ton is a Eve Online player... Le Sac?

Ya I play EvE. Member of Veto Corp...yarrrrr!
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2009, 03:50:58 am »
We all know bikes have no shields, he obviously has a t2 Suitcase fitted. Look at his health bar.
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Atlanton Offline
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2009, 04:01:21 am »
Quote from: AmPM on June 22, 2009, 03:50:58 am
We all know bikes have no shields, he obviously has a t2 Suitcase fitted. Look at his health bar.

Honor tank.
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