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[Smokaz]

The mighty Demon, the unmovable object wittmann47 and the computer game moral and ethics researcher jinker stars in this 30 minute replay consisting of:

20 mins of intense allied swarming
10 minutes of impotent axis counterattacking

The enigmatic triplets go up against sloppy sleeping smokaz listening to music all game, flaming gaming "the torch of the internet" Gamesguy and paralympcs thriathlon allstar pqmumsieh

axis defending - check
axis picks map - check
88 on defend - check
flakvierling covering 88 - check
three half-asleep american players - check
vet 3 axis stuff running for their lives at first sign of danger - check
allies sacrificing their mans - check
every single of the less in number allied offmaps strategically used - check
axis players with 100 game companies throwing offmaps like candy - check
axis super tanks being saved to sit in spawn and beg for xp - check
super intense flamewar at the end - check

http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=500873

[gamesguy2]

I couldn't call in my starting call in cause bren carriers were bugged to 4 pop.

[Tymathee]

lmao @ smokaz god that sounds like most games i play.

[SaintPauli]

If I download this will I see anything but Bren/Bang Buss spam?

[Tymathee]

If I download this will I see anything but Bren/Bang Buss spam?

none of them are british, stop being so hostile for no reason.

[DasNoob]

not to interesting.  Good destruction of a doom fort.

[AmPM]

lmao @ smokaz god that sounds like most games i play.

Except you never play except vs nubs =p

[EliteGren]

If I download this will I see anything but Bren/Bang Buss spam?

none of them are british, stop being so hostile for no reason.

But you know that you can get brens from reinforcements?

[Baine]

That game was more like a noobstomp. And i lolled in the beginning they retreated their Vet 3 squads really always at full health, that's how they get vet in the first place. Vet > win.

And the flakvierling built in front of the 88? Really? How fail is that.

[Tymathee]

lmao @ smokaz god that sounds like most games i play.

Except you never play except vs nubs =p

yea right, most my games are against players of even rank or better. The only time I play against maybe lesser opponents is with my armor company cuz that's ranked 4 and is very weak.

[Mgallun74]

lol, at least somebody gave them a game.. played them 3 and jazlizard in 2 4v4 games last night that were just pure noobstomps... i lost 2 jeeps in both games and gained 28pp, ya! got me t3! lol.

how did PQ's vet3 Airborne do?

[Smokaz]

lol yeah baine.. a noobstomp against players with 120 games this patch, on a single company

unless your point was to subtly imply that playing your axis company past a certain point isn't very useful, and you wanted to make it available to them that you are always here to help them build a allied company?

if you call this is a noobstomp, then the term is too loosely fitted.. in fact if these guys are noobs the whole system needs looking as there should be something keeping them from running around with all that vet =\

[Baine]

lol yeah baine.. a noobstomp against players with 120 games this patch, on a single company

unless your point was to subtly imply that playing your axis company past a certain point isn't very useful, and you wanted to make it available to them that you are always here to help them build a allied company?

if you call this is a noobstomp, then the term is too loosely fitted.. in fact if these guys are noobs the whole system needs looking as there should be something keeping them from running around with all that vet =\

Well noobs because of their playstyle, not because they only have 2 games. And i know that a lot of people run around with Vet, because it doesn't take much besides babysitting to vet up.

[BigDick]

it is just not understandable for me why some people just wondering why others do not want to play them

...
00:10:56 [All] Smokaz: nah
00:10:57 [All] Smokaz: we won
00:11:04 [All] Smokaz: you guys are retreating full health stuff
00:12:02 [All] Demon767: oh wait retreated full health atg
00:12:03 [All] Demon767: we win
00:12:10 [All] wittman47: olol
00:12:17 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: it got artied
00:12:17 [All] Demon767: LOL
00:12:21 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: are u stupid?
00:12:26 [All] wittman47: what was i soppos to do let u kill my falls with your flamer clown car??
00:12:34 [All] wittman47: thats smart
00:13:17 [Team] Jinker: nebel
00:15:02 [All] wittman47: great my guys dident want to throw the nade in building
00:15:03 [Team] Smokaz: need at
00:15:08 [All] Smokaz: maybe they were too afraid
...
00:15:26 [All] Smokaz: i think i can break a record for this game
00:15:32 [All] Smokaz: sub 20 minutes for a 3v3
00:15:42 [All] Jinker: lol you keep records?
00:15:49 [All] Smokaz: nah just off the top of my head
00:15:52 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: lol this is pretty sad for an axis defend
00:16:08 [All] Jinker: attack is easiest
00:16:12 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: LOL
00:16:13 [All] Smokaz: lol yeah
00:16:17 [All] Smokaz: bravissimo
00:16:22 [All] Jinker: i love attack
00:16:25 [All] Smokaz: we can change it around then
00:16:27 [All] Smokaz: us defending
...
00:32:46 [All] Demon767: wow u have alot of vet Smokaz
00:32:46 [All] Smokaz: ԙ
00:32:48 [Team] wittman47: dont lose that jinkwer lol
00:32:48 [All] Demon767: i gues i win
00:32:51 [All] Demon767: suck that shoit
00:32:53 [All] Smokaz: i do have a lot of vet
00:32:58 [All] Smokaz: like 6 vet 3 rifles
00:33:02 [All] Demon767: im sure im sure
00:33:07 [All] Smokaz: i think thats a lot of beating up scrubs like you
00:33:13 [All] Demon767: im sure
00:33:16 [All] Smokaz: real opponents dont let you vet up
00:33:16 [All] Jinker: lol
00:33:25 [All] Demon767: oh im sure smokaz ibelieve u
00:33:28 [All] Smokaz: surrender fits you
00:33:30 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: everytime i play smokaz, we lose half our vet
00:33:35 [All] Smokaz: its like a tie with the same colour as your eyes
00:33:36 [All] wittman47: ohh an the ball shavers got some comebacks
00:33:41 [All] Demon767: oh atleast i dont spawn camp
00:33:45 [All] Smokaz: lawl
00:33:46 [All] Demon767: ooooh bitchslaped
00:33:52 [All] Smokaz: spawn camped on defend..
00:33:52 [All] Jinker: guys talk less shit pls
00:33:56 [All] Demon767: sure
00:33:56 [All] Jinker: ruins game
00:33:57 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: spawn camped on defend
00:33:58 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: pro
00:34:04 [All] wittman47: it really does
00:34:05 [All] Jinker: except gamesguy
00:34:10 [All] Jinker: he will keep doing it anyway
00:34:10 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: we're so pro we hacked your spawn immunity
00:34:24 [All] Demon767: like i car
00:34:26 [All] Jinker: tell me gamesguy
00:34:30 [Team] wittman47: lol im keeping my tiger at spawn 2
00:34:34 [All] Jinker: you get alot of girls with those lines?
00:34:40 [All] Demon767: lol
00:34:44 [All] pqumsieh: gg guys
00:34:46 [All] wittman47: hah
00:34:46 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: i dunno, i dont talk about coh with girls
00:34:47 [All] Smokaz: lol its team stoners comeback
00:34:48 [All] Demon767: gg
00:34:48 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: unlike you
00:35:01 [All] Jinker: i dont smoke
00:35:07 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: thats nice
00:35:14 [All] wittman47: wha t u talking about nubs girls dig coh
00:35:30 [All] Jinker: yeah i get laid by being a dick to other eirr players
00:35:33 [All] Jinker: works great
00:35:37 [All] Demon767: lolz
00:35:47 [All] Smokaz: why do you care really
00:35:50 [All] Smokaz: whats the point of arguing
00:36:00 [All] Smokaz: you guys had all the odds with you
00:36:00 [All] Demon767: tell us that smokaz
00:36:01 [All] Smokaz: and you lost
00:36:15 [All] wittman47: hear comes more shit talking
00:36:22 [All] Smokaz: yah its shit talking
00:36:23 [All] Demon767: exactly
00:36:24 [All] Smokaz: super shit talking
00:36:29 [All] Smokaz: really agressive shit talking
00:36:32 [All] Smokaz: heh
00:36:38 [All] Jinker: smokaz you have speakers?
00:36:42 [All] pqumsieh: jink, get it out before I decide to bomb it
00:36:42 [All] Demon767: i guessu jut answered ur own question smoakz
00:36:52 [All] Jinker: bomb hurts kt?
00:36:57 [All] pqumsieh: apes them
00:37:00 [All] pqumsieh: rapes*
00:37:05 [Team] pqumsieh: their hit box is big enough to take 3 hits
00:37:18 [All] Jinker: that was cool witt
00:37:23 [All] Jinker: hehe
00:37:26 [Team] wittman47: lol
00:37:32 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: you know
00:37:36 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: the fatherland is really short on ammo
00:37:42 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: and ur wasting it on haystacks
00:37:48 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: probably why germany lost
00:37:50 [All] wittman47: no just ground

yes they were on defending yes you won and probably they could have done much better

but is that like above really necessary?

[Mgallun74]

lololol.. gotta watch that when i go home..

[Glaze]

Indeed, some of that shit talking was really lame...

[Sach]

People can't seem to leave the drama at home these days.

[Smokaz]

My therapist had me buy one of these to help control my feelings, bigdick. Maybe this can help you fine tune your sensitivity too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvEM-TFwMc&feature=channel

[Piotrskivich]

My therapist had me buy one of these to help control my feelings, bigdick. Maybe this can help you fine tune your sensitivity too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvEM-TFwMc&feature=channel

When I was younger a friend of mine had that, that game is sooo fun!

[Jinker]

Hey, if anyone has the replay in which gamesguy is yelling at his teammate because of how he is failing, and then gamesguy surrenders because he forgets to deploy anything, I think that would make a great addition to this thread.