Smokaz
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« on: July 15, 2009, 10:00:59 pm » |
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Follow the lead. I'll deploy first with some instant classics
"Your mom is so fat even a nebelwerfer hits her"
"Your mom is so fat, a V1 doesnt bring her to half health"
"Your mama turns so slow, a king tiger circle strafes her"
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 10:03:53 pm » |
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I v1'd your mother last night.
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Demon767
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 10:10:42 pm » |
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"Your mom is so dumb, even a marder out reverses her"
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Groundfire
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 10:14:55 pm » |
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Your mamma's so fat that she fills up the entire kangroo by herself
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 10:27:32 pm » |
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Your mamma's so fat that she fills up the entire kangroo by herself
At first I was like  . Then I was like  . |
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
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Tymathee
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 10:30:37 pm » |
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Your Mom is so stupid, when I told her about EIR, she thought I spelled ear wrong and corrected me "No honey, it's E A R"
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 10:45:50 pm » |
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Your mama is so fat, the bren carrier wont move when shes loaded into it.
Your mama is so horny, she gets excited when people talk about her being loaded by a kangaroo.
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, A TELLER MINE EXPLODES WHEN SHE WALKS OVER IT!
YOOUURRR MAMMMMAAAA IS SO FAT IT TAKES TWO SQUADS OF VOLKS TO "RECREW" HER!
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Tymathee
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 10:54:07 pm » |
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Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a King Tiger was a Lion
Yo mama is so fat she sat on some Grenadiers and squirted out volks.
Yo mama is so fat she can't be suppressed by Bars
Yo mama stick so bad, she revealed a sniper by coughing.
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Warlight
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 10:54:57 pm » |
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YOOUURRR MAMMMMAAAA IS SO FAT IT TAKES TWO SQUADS OF VOLKS TO "RECREW" HER!
This one is truly good. |
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gamesguy2
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 11:03:01 pm » |
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Your momma's so fat, the Germans thought she was a country and conquered her.
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 11:06:15 pm » |
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Your mommas so fat, she drops offmaps.
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Demon767
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 11:10:03 pm » |
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your momma is so fat, demons men run just from the sight of her
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Smokaz
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 11:17:24 pm » |
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Your mama is so fat, demons vet 3 fallschirms have to climb over here when they run from 1 man unupgraded engineer squads
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stumpster
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 11:26:35 pm » |
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Your mama smells so bad that Volksgrenadiers think the Halftrack stinks.
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 Step out of the way. He'll keep going until he hits a wall, that being Akranadas. Let him go unmolested, his journey will take less time. |
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Demon767
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 11:31:28 pm » |
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your mama is so weak, she offmaps the first sign of demons vet 3 falls
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wildsolus
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 12:07:50 am » |
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your mama is so dumb, demon plays eir better then her!
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 12:47:05 am » |
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Your mother is so huge we can hear her through the fog of war.
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 12:53:12 am » |
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Yo mama is so fat that an M10 can't even run her over.
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I defy all laws of scienceee.
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 12:57:21 am » |
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Your moms so fat she wont fit in your starting call in !!
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wildsolus
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2009, 12:58:19 am » |
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crimson wins
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