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Author Topic: EIRR/COH your mama jokes  (Read 19388 times)
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2009, 02:45:55 am »

Yo mama is so fat, no matter where you drop them, falls and airbornes will always land on her!
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 02:55:10 am »

Your mom is like a halftrack, when you are inside of her you can smell the 5 volksgrens before you Wink
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AmPM Offline
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 02:57:02 am »

Yo momma's like a halftrack, she'll take 12 men at a time.
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Malevolence Offline
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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 03:23:15 am »

Yo momma sucks like a Cromwell.
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2009, 04:13:53 am »

Your momma is more used than Abbyville&RTC combined.
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 04:18:22 am »

your momma pins you like a MG42
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 05:18:53 am »

Your momma is so fat, even a bazooka can't miss her.
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Wnb 1337 Offline
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2009, 06:13:51 am »

Your mama is so fat, that when im retreating my engine damaged king tiger, my kt decides to rather go to team mates spawn and retreat, than go around her.
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Guderian Offline
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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 06:20:26 am »

Your mooma so fat that she can't even be blocked by a king yiger
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Ununoctium Offline
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« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2009, 06:22:29 am »

Your mama is so easy she got penetrated in the face by a HellCat that wasn't camoed
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Your tiger is a whore
Guderian Offline
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« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2009, 06:36:59 am »

Yo momma so dumb she tripped on the goliaths radio wire
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2009, 07:43:53 am »

Yo momma's like a halftrack, she'll take 12 men at a time.

lmao
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He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
JXCFOREVER Offline
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« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2009, 11:12:13 am »

Yo mama so fat when someone mentions an earthshaker everyone thinks of her arse.
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velo78 Offline
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« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2009, 11:25:43 am »

your momma is so fat that she is considered a blob
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pqumsieh Offline
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« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2009, 11:32:19 am »

your mamma is so ugly, not even a RR would penetrate her ass!
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Malevolence Offline
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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2009, 12:21:02 pm »

Necrooo...


Yo momma so dumb she posts in three week old threads.

No but seriously, your mother is so fat not even the kangaroo can load her ass up.
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shockcoil Offline
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« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2009, 12:21:34 pm »

Yo' momma so fat she takes up too much pop to call in
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2009, 12:23:29 pm »

Yo momma so huge, we use Lightning War Blitzkrieg Tigers to block HER.
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
Draken Offline
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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2009, 12:31:38 pm »

Your mom is more retarded then this guy in the middle of the commando doctrine choices.
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CommieKillerz Offline
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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2009, 12:33:28 pm »

Yo momma is so fat, she took all the Earthshaker hits yet still got shit ton of HP.
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