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« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2009, 12:36:19 pm » |
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Yo momma is so fat, the P47 thunderbolt pilot thinks she's a KT when he flies past her.
Yo momma is so fat, her stomach bounces firefly shells.
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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Smokaz
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« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2009, 01:19:29 pm » |
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Your mama so hungry, she things heat rounds is some kind of barbeque doctrine.
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2009, 01:20:59 pm » |
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Your Mama's so Fat between the legs that no AP rounds can penetrate her.
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 My tigers get penetrated by everything. Its really really frustrating.
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« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2009, 01:23:05 pm » |
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You Momman so huge, even piats cant shoot over her.
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| Ununoctium
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« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2009, 01:28:31 pm » |
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You Momman so huge, even piats cant shoot over her.
You Momman so huge, even supply drops cant be paradropped onto her. |
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Osprey
Maj. Osprey, Royal Lincolnshire Regiment
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« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2009, 01:49:19 pm » |
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Ok, I know I'm British, but I CAN do this. Here we go...
Ahem...
Your mother is so large, that's she's not very small at all, now is she?
Take that, eh?
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Smokaz
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« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2009, 02:07:49 pm » |
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Ok, I know I'm British, but I CAN do this. Here we go...
Ahem...
Your mother is so large, that's she's not very small at all, now is she?
Take that, eh?
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2009, 02:11:03 pm » |
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*Bursts into an outroar of laughter, shedding tears from his eyes, and farts from hsi ass*
*Reads it again, still chuckling every few seconds*
*The chuckles start receeding*
*Heh*
This wasn't particularly funny, but that's why it's funny?
*Scampers off*
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AmPM
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« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2009, 02:18:01 pm » |
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It could only be made funnier with british humor if a man ran across your mom wearing womens clothes.
I do love the Brit humor though, its just so alien.
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« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2009, 02:41:59 pm » |
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Your mamas so fat the crew cant even hide this fucking gun.
Your mamas so fat she cloaks the pak.
Your mamas so fat she is a T4
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What, people flocking around to hijack a place on my balls on their ballride to victory and PEEPEES?
Im not pulling this out of my ass, you tinfoil hat prostitute. "Holy shit puddin, you just critted him in the face"-joseph54 |
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2009, 02:49:38 pm » |
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Yo momma's so brittish she's osprey!
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« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2009, 04:25:54 pm » |
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Pwanawan baby!
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« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2009, 08:21:55 pm » |
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yo mamma's so fat she back caps from spawn pro.
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TOV units = intentionally OP marketing gimmicks
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« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2009, 08:26:10 pm » |
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Yo mama's so powerfull that the commando sniper cant even kill her
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What?! A box! Ilove boxes |
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« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2009, 02:53:15 am » |
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 "Well opinions are like assholes, everybody has one." |
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« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2009, 02:57:09 am » |
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The older guy sounds like Osprey! BWAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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Osprey
Maj. Osprey, Royal Lincolnshire Regiment
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« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2009, 03:47:45 am » |
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I'm not sure whether I should be vexed or perturbed at that... hehe.
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« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2009, 10:28:24 pm » |
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Your momma is so fat it takes 10 brens to button her.
Your momma is so fat she gots heavy crush.
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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2009, 10:42:40 pm » |
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Yo momma's so fat, she thought King Tiger was a chinese fast food joint.
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2009, 11:39:18 pm » |
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your momma is so easy she was nicknamed 'wehrmacht'
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