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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2009, 11:47:33 pm » |
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Yo momma's so horny it takes three jizzing runs to pin her.
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« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2009, 04:35:06 am » |
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Yo momma's so ugly that KCH squads in vCoH retreat off map when they see her.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2009, 04:37:26 am » |
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Yo momma's so fast, an engine destroyed KT in a bog outruns her.
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LeoPhone
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« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2009, 02:44:46 pm » |
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your mom is so fat she starts on the field with a destroyed engine.
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Osprey
Maj. Osprey, Royal Lincolnshire Regiment
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« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2009, 03:11:56 am » |
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Hang on... right...
Your mother is so stupid, that she mistook the 3rd Duke of Kent, for the 2nd Duke of Gloucester. A terrible social faux-pas, what?
...nailed it.
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Illegal_Carrot
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« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2009, 05:24:32 pm » |
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Your mother is so stupid she takes Flammenwerfer halftracks.
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Rifle87654: Give me reward points.
Brn4meplz: I'm drunk. |
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Malevolence
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« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2009, 05:26:07 pm » |
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Hang on... right...
Your mother is so stupid, that she mistook the 3rd Duke of Kent, for the 2nd Duke of Gloucester. A terrible social faux-pas, what?
...nailed it.
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Akranadas' Greatest Hits, Volume 1: Vet has nothing to do with unit preformance. We are serious about enforcing this, and I am sure you all want to be able to have your balance thought considered by the development team with some biased, sensationalist coming into your thread and ruining it. |
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« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2009, 06:06:48 pm » |
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Your mother is so dumb that shes harder for yankees to understand than ospreys humour.
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 My tigers get penetrated by everything. Its really really frustrating.
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« Reply #68 on: August 26, 2009, 10:31:22 pm » |
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Your moma so fat she's the decoy model for the Bismarck.
Your moma so fat when Hitler saw her he wanted her to go into full production.
Your moma so fat america considered nuking her over japan.
Your moma so fat, when she rolled up to the russian border stalin took one look and said 'fuck this shit, I'm going capitalist.'
Your moma so fat she was the location of an ill-concieved allied invasion plan to end the war quickly.
Your moma so fat, she sat down and destroyed russia's officer corps.
Your moma so fat, she farted and won the battle of britain.
Your moma so fat, even Galactus said 'Nigger please.'
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shockcoil
griefer & spammer
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« Reply #69 on: August 26, 2009, 10:39:27 pm » |
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Your moma so fat she's the decoy model for the Bismarck.
Your moma so fat when Hitler saw her he wanted her to go into full production.
Your moma so fat america considered nuking her over japan.
Your moma so fat, when she rolled up to the russian border stalin took one look and said 'fuck this shit, I'm going capitalist.'
Your moma so fat she was the location of an ill-concieved allied invasion plan to end the war quickly.
Your moma so fat, she sat down and destroyed russia's officer corps.
Your moma so fat, she farted and won the battle of britain.
Your moma so fat, even Galactus said 'Nigger please.'
Your moma so fat, she looks like Chubba |
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Malevolence
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« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2009, 02:56:39 am » |
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YO MOMMA'S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE LOOKS ALL GOOD AND SHIT!
No wait I did that wrong I think...
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Duckordie
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« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2009, 08:07:35 am » |
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Your moma is a Duck
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^<-- Duck ™ and ©
We need more axis players!:
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2009, 08:12:26 am » |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2009, 08:53:05 am » |
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Your momas so fat theres no point buttoning her
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« Reply #74 on: August 27, 2009, 11:02:04 am » |
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Your momma's so fat even zooks cant miss her.
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« Reply #75 on: August 27, 2009, 11:27:01 am » |
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Your momma's so fat even airbourne go "damn! how we gonna kill that mothefucka"
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Osprey
Maj. Osprey, Royal Lincolnshire Regiment
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« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2009, 11:34:56 am » |
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Ok ok, I've had a think about this, and this should about do it...
Your mother's so.. oh what's the use...
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