EIRRMod
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« on: September 26, 2009, 04:59:52 am » |
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So, I know most people think New Zealand is somewhere in Middle Earth, but our complete MUPPET of a prime minister doesn't help. Heres him on the David Letterman show. So... sad. Helen Clark was more of a man than him ;p |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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Akranadas
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 05:13:21 am » |
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A man runs your country now?
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 05:14:14 am » |
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Running it into the ground maybe.
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 05:39:22 am » |
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A man runs your country now?
No, John Key is the first female prime-minister for quite some time now. |
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 06:03:53 am » |
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New Wholand?
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 06:55:10 am » |
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The yanks hate their government, the brits hate their government(MoD in particular), the NZs hate their government, the aussies hate their government, the litho's hate their government. Only one's who seem to be happy about their's are the russians - totalitarianism for everyone!
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 06:58:07 am » |
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Norwegians hate other nation's governments
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 07:11:30 am » |
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Poor New Zealand  Only one's who seem to be happy about their's are the russians - totalitarianism for everyone!
Russia does´nt seem to have been a nice place for the last 1000 years.  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 07:14:28 am » |
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Russia does´nt seem to have been a nice place for the last 1000 years. Internet sarcasm fails again. Lets try again: The Chinese seem pretty happy with their government |
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 My tigers get penetrated by everything. Its really really frustrating.
Your tiger is a whore |
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2009, 07:35:36 am » |
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Let´s try again. Ehum. Yo momma doesn´t seem to have been a nice place for the last 1000 years. Yeah bad internet jokes ftw? |
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2009, 12:58:36 pm » |
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wow, ouch
at least our PM only humiliates himself on UK TV
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Sach Wins!  Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 01:35:12 pm » |
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The yanks hate their government, the brits hate their government(MoD in particular), the NZs hate their government, the aussies hate their government, the litho's hate their government. Only one's who seem to be happy about their's are the russians - totalitarianism for everyone!
In Soviet Russia, government hates you! |
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 02:19:29 pm » |
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The yanks hate their government, the brits hate their government(MoD in particular), the NZs hate their government, the aussies hate their government, the litho's hate their government. Only one's who seem to be happy about their's are the russians - totalitarianism for everyone!
In Soviet Russia, government hates you! Speaking from personal experience: In Soviet Russia Beta mean Final and Alpha mean You drive! In Soviet Russia you love government! |
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 04:28:24 pm » |
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In Soviet Russia gun safety make click! Soviet Soldier no safe when gun click! He cannot defend motherland against enemies of motherland with clicky gun! NO SAFETY in Soviet Russia; in Soviet Russia, gun safety YOU!
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2009, 04:39:17 pm » |
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The only safety is to be the first person to pull the trigger in other words?
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2009, 04:46:46 pm » |
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Osprey
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 06:53:33 am » |
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It's not quite as bad as our Prime minister making press statements about the goings on in reality TV shows....
"I don't care about that woman from the X-Factor, fix our economy you stupid Scots git."
At least when Obama comments on pop-culture, it's not a press conference about it, and he calls the idiot in question a jackass.
I wish we could elect charismatic, intellectual politicians like Obama. Instead we elect a party and they pick the Prime Minister (usually their leader) who tends to be either a bully that cajoled their way to power through the party, or some bloke that party thinks will be popular but actually makes bad decisions and becomes vilified.
Wow... I've just realised something quite worrying. I envy the Americans. I feel so... dirty.
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Akranadas
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 06:56:40 am » |
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Well, my State Premier went on a reality tv show
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 10:26:02 am » |
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Whatta twat, at least my PM dosnt attempt to be funny and humiliate a fucking nation.
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