Here's an excerpt from a, in EIR widely known, german's latest barber shop visit:
Wanker in Barber Shop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmc4knx9EnMSince EIR is an english-speaking community, I'd appreciate if a german speaker could translate to english, so we can include this into the EIR family album.
Woman: Hello, how would you like it?
Man: A little shorter.
Woman: Ok. ... Eh ... Cold wind going ... this year ... right?
Man: Mh yes.
WOman: EH are you going on vacation in the holidays?
Man: Mh yes.
Woman: Mh ... eh... eh... Hey you! Now stop already you you pervert! We are no public reliefment centre (hard to understand what she says there, but i think it was something like this) where everyone can can clean his glasses... they way he likes it .... eh...
Coffee??