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Author Topic: The story of a little jeep that could  (Read 7246 times)
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Unkn0wn Offline
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« on: January 10, 2010, 03:02:21 pm »



Whether at war time
or at peace
Its wonders never cease
It will conquer anything
standing still
That's a mountain
To a Jeep it's just a hill
That's a river
Just a puddle I see
That's a ditch
Just a pot hole to me
There's clearly no stopping this machine
Persistence like this, you've never seen
So when you think a challenge too steep
You might consider getting a Jeep

True american hero.
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AmPM Offline
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 03:12:30 pm »

Would be more impressed if it wasnt an RR jeep.
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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 03:16:18 pm »

Bazooka, not RR Tongue
Regular jeeps are not nearly as hilarious to vet up!
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 03:26:36 pm »

LOL, i wanna see that thing ingame!
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 03:35:22 pm »

I thought, 'Ho, ho ho, it will never penetrate my panthers skirted front armour....'

*boom*
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Sach Wins! Cheesy

Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
AmPM Offline
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 03:40:21 pm »

Thats because it uses the stats for an RR =) Not the stats of a bazooka, it just looks like a bazooka.
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 03:49:08 pm »

I always think new Mickey Mouse units are a much better addition to the mod when they have stats which go against everything we know to be true and accurate about CoH.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 03:54:18 pm »

wow

watch out cuz whoever lost their panther is gonna vet hunt the sh!t outta that jeep xD
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 04:21:41 pm »

Anyway, no worries, they probably won't ever make it into the game anyway.
They were just being tested for shits and giggles.
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CrazyWR Offline
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 04:25:56 pm »

I always think new Mickey Mouse units are a much better addition to the mod when they have stats which go against everything we know to be true and accurate about CoH.

truth
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RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2010, 04:44:15 pm »

RR jeep?

for balance make cloaked goliath with schreck !

lol !
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AmPM Offline
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2010, 08:05:11 pm »

Panzerschrek Motorcycle!
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shockcoil Offline
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2010, 08:05:40 pm »

Need I remind you guys of Shreckzer?

http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=12407.0
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 12:18:16 am »

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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 03:35:32 am »

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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2010, 06:56:52 am »

WHATS HAPPENIN FORUM?  Shocked

u always need to ask the devs if they have a ugly imba unit in their company before you play them...beware of ze cheaters!



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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2010, 11:11:00 am »

Anal Lube!
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Are sadly to seek;
Not five in five score,
But ninety-five more;
All, save only Hermann,
And Hermann's a German.
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2010, 11:27:31 am »

I thought these type of vehicles were supposed to be reward units. Not actually incorporated into the generic unit pool.

It would be a fun little unit if it used the stats of a bazooka instead of an RR.
That way you couldnt buy 6 and WTFpawn heavy tank with a cheapo RR jeep that can never be hit by a panther or tiger.
We shouldnt give a fast manuverable dodgeing vehicle an AT weapon with near perfect accuracy.

Give it Zook stats, and it would be a fun light vehicle killer.
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2010, 11:28:35 am »

They aren't going to be incorporated into the generic unit pool, ever.
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Malevolence Offline
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2010, 11:57:44 am »

That poor soldier holding the RR on top of the jeep is gonna get his fuckin' arm blown off when he pulls the trigger Sad
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