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[Groundfire]

/scene

Interior: Allied HQ in France

*radio crackles to life at allied HQ*

*A spastic Groundfire screams over the loudspeaker*

Groundfire:  "..COME IN...LLIED...HQ.. !
                 Th..s.. is.. Gro..ndfi..re...
                 Lead elemen..ts.. of ...airb..orne....de.tat.chment ...Delta
                 under..heav..y...fire..in sector B..Carl..ie..outsi.de...of Tanteville..." *bzzzz*

                 "T..akin'...'eavy loss..es! Their panzers...are.. all..overus!" *buzzz*

*Windcriesmary pickes up reciever*

Wind:  "This is HQ, what's your situation, over?
           repeat
           This is HQ...What Is Your Situation!"

*O4b walks in eating a cheeseburger*

O4b:    "nom nom nom"

*Groundfire over loudspeaker*

Grondfire:    "GET..OVER TO..TANTEVILLE NOW OR IM DONE FOR!!! *Bzzzzzzz*

*squish*
*tank treads are heard grinding flesh into dirt*

*dead reciever*

Wind: Shit son, (to O4) we'd better get down there and save his ass.
O4b: This is perposterous! I just got my cheeseburger!

*Wind grabs O4 by the collar*

Wind: Now you listen and listen good ol'bean.  (because wind's supposed to be british)
        We got a man out there hanging himself by his parachute cords and he's NOT gonna get left behind!

O4b: You know what this means dont ya?

Wind: *nods head*
         Suit up...

*Wind and O4 strap on some tanker goggles*

*O4 hops into a pershing*
*Wind hops into his Firefly*

*Both tanks rumble out of the tank hall, with supporting troops in tow*

/scene


3vs3 Tanteville
Allies:                               Axis:
Groundfire/Wind/O4 vs. Smokaz/Cannonball/bullettoyourhead

http://www.filefront.com/15787587/rematch.zip

[Smokaz]

potter you failed us

and you betrayed the fatherland

[Groundfire]

Id just like to point out, for being on a 12 game no doctrine company, i wasnt raped as horribly as I thought i was gonna be raped.

That's what you get when you delegate airborne to hold a flank vs. clowncar spam.

[CrazyWR]

ahahaha, I was in allied vent for this game, poor groundfire was so distressed.

[TheWindCriesMary]

LOL!


 Ground had the unfortunate role of having to hold off the rumbling tide of PE  halftracks in the open fields west of tanteville, but thanks to his sacrifice we were able to prevail haha.


 This replay is worth watching for the epic tank/vehicle battles alone.

 And as a fun fact, the vet 2 croc rerolled and is still alive today!

[RubixCubed]

potter you failed us

and you betrayed the fatherland

Unacceptable ~Das

[DasNoob]

Groundfire:

In 3 years I have not read any opening post to a replay that is this awesome.  You get 2 salutes and flowers from me.

* DasNoob salutes

* DasNoob salutes

<3

[RubixCubed]

smokaz bottom scores and QQ's about my play.

[Heartmann]

Yes Groundfire I do admit it was a facinatingly good read old chum!!!!

Salutations and Admirations!!

[Groundfire]

Groundfire:

In 3 years I have not read any opening post to a replay that is this awesome.  You get 2 salutes and flowers from me.

* DasNoob salutes

* DasNoob salutes

<3

Sigged, lol

[Smokaz]

you were criticized for not coming on ventrilo to coordinate our attacks, obviously me and caliber expected you to do that. if you couldnt actually play and had to sneakily hide in front of the computer because of your parents it might have been helpful to warn us about it beforehand

[Lai]

Now who is supposed to cast this :/

[Baine]

Pretty good replay!

I have to say i didn't look at the scoreboard before and really thought axis had you there, after the second pershing went down to that awesome Stormtrooper/volksmine ambush  

I was shocked when i saw you still had stuff left.  

Still nice replay, someone else but ground and wind should shoutcast it!

[Groundfire]

Chat log from ingame: 

It's mostly the axis talking b/c allied team was screaming the whole time in vent to type.

00:00:01 [Team] WindCriesMary: last
00:00:01 [All] Cann0nBall: TITS
00:00:03 [All] Cann0nBall: tits
00:00:21 [Team] Cann0nBall: lolborne.
00:00:30 [Team] Cann0nBall: what a fucker.
00:00:53 [Team] Cann0nBall: can you do the kiting?
00:01:17 [Team] Cann0nBall: wtf 27 pop?
00:02:41 [Team] Cann0nBall: llol owned
00:02:51 [Team] Cann0nBall: press your advnatage?
00:02:54 [Team] Cann0nBall: no vent btw.
00:03:11 [Team] Cann0nBall: 30 seconds i'mb um rushing that
00:03:35 [Team] Cann0nBall: if you pushin with p4
00:03:37 [Team] Cann0nBall: kill the shermy
00:03:39 [Team] Cann0nBall: i'll kill the
00:03:39 [Team] Cann0nBall: atg
00:03:55 [Team] Cann0nBall: get ready
00:03:58 [Team] Cann0nBall: the otehr guys if ar awayt
00:04:00 [Team] Cann0nBall: we get him now
00:04:01 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: mortar smoke
00:04:18 [Team] Cann0nBall: whot eh fuck smokes it
00:05:52 [Team] Cann0nBall: get bakc here
00:05:57 [Team] Cann0nBall: no atg.
00:06:31 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: smoke
00:07:13 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill go stragiht
00:07:13 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: for wind
00:07:17 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: you guys hold these two
00:07:18 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: under control
00:07:29 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: my core beats wind hands down
00:07:45 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: back cannonball
00:07:47 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: theres 2 on that side
00:07:51 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill get fucking iwnd
00:07:53 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: that cripple
00:08:28 [Team] Cann0nBall: wind isthere btw.
00:14:39 [Team] Cann0nBall: sorry wa safk
00:25:45 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: backcap the left if its open potter
00:28:15 [Team] Cann0nBall: no vet 3 ff
00:28:16 [Team] Cann0nBall:
00:28:59 [Team] Cann0nBall: ;lol really?
00:30:30 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill tak the left back
00:30:32 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: keep fighting them on the right
00:30:36 [Team] Cann0nBall: no
00:30:37 [Team] Cann0nBall: i have zero at
00:32:23 [Team] Cann0nBall: where is the firefly
00:34:12 [Team] Cann0nBall: FF
00:34:13 [Team] Cann0nBall: ON FIELD
00:34:15 [Team] Cann0nBall: we nee dpantehr
00:34:44 [Team] Cann0nBall: cap
00:34:49 [Team] Cann0nBall: do we haev
00:34:51 [Team] Cann0nBall: any good at?
00:35:02 [Team] Cann0nBall: ican block it
00:35:03 [Team] Cann0nBall: EASILy.
00:35:06 [Team] Cann0nBall: i need you
00:35:10 [Team] Cann0nBall: to kill ff
00:35:11 [Team] Cann0nBall: i got atgs.
00:35:32 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: go go
00:37:46 [Team] Cann0nBall: wwp
00:38:07 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: kill hte inf
00:38:18 [Team] Cann0nBall: how the fuckdo they still haev
00:38:19 [Team] Cann0nBall: units
00:39:12 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: focus on the game
00:39:14 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: win by capping
00:39:16 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: im dead
00:39:23 [Team] Cann0nBall: you seirou slol
00:39:32 [Team] Cann0nBall: gert hta thsit.
00:39:38 [Team] Cann0nBall: shresk
00:39:50 [Team] Cann0nBall: block
00:39:58 [Team] Cann0nBall: MOVE MOV EMOVE
00:40:15 [All] Cann0nBall: MOVE
00:40:16 [Team] BulletToYourHead: cannon shut up plz
00:40:24 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: yeah wtf man you didnt come on vent
00:40:26 [Team] BulletToYourHead: talk to me on vent
00:40:27 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: he had htis in the pocket
00:40:45 [Team] Cann0nBall: i'm out
00:42:02 [All] WindCriesMary: gg
00:42:05 [All] Cann0nBall: gg
00:42:07 [All] GroundfireMKII: gg
00:42:07 [All] o4b: GG
00:42:10 [All] LightningBackcapWar: gg
00:42:16 [All] Cann0nBall: still surprised you had shit left tbh.
00:42:17 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: dead meat
00:42:19 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ftl
00:42:21 [All] WindCriesMary: had quite a bit left
00:42:24 [All] GroundfireMKII: you were raping me all game cannon

[Groundfire]

00:07:51 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill get fucking iwnd
00:07:53 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: that cripple

Lol, fuckin funniest shit evar!

[TheWindCriesMary]

00:07:17 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: you guys hold these two
00:07:18 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: under control
00:07:29 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: my core beats wind hands down
00:07:45 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: back cannonball
00:07:47 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: theres 2 on that side
00:07:51 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill get fucking iwnd
00:07:53 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: that cripple

 LOL! Back to the drawing board!

-Wind

[pernik]

00:07:51 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: ill get fucking iwnd
00:07:53 [Team] LightningBackcapWar: that cripple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWk6RgQbPVc

[RubixCubed]

if you couldnt actually play and had to sneakily hide in front of the computer because of your parents it might have been helpful to warn us about it beforehand

it obviously worked better than any of the shit you were pulling out.

[Smokaz]

 how would you know? you werent on vent to hear what either caliber or me were trying to do.

[Groundfire]

Do you two need to be put in a time out?