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[Two]

Right theres a vet pershing on tante in our side of the map, there are 2 at guns next to it, a t17, some tommies with button some vet 2/3 rifles with zookas and stickies aswell id guess and a crom on the map.

FUCKING EASY TO KILL, RIGHT? especially as PE. Just had to fucking hope they slammed their head of the desk and died, happens all the time right?

[Smokaz]

Cheer up, two. I've found the way. Last game I killed a vet 3 t17 by parking my upgun puma next to it. Pershing instagibbed both puma and t17. Most effective way to kill them, ever!

[wildsolus]

your side of the map? meaning basically little to no pop on other parts of the map?

[Two]

our side like 5 sectors and about to lose 2-3 of them. And having a persh kill a t17 doesnt help me kill a persh tbh.

[CrazyWR]

obviously you have to flank it.  There is no point in attacking that.  But if you HAVE TO, I'd recommend mortaring/hummeling out the atgs, followed by moving up dual marders and a latht, with infantry support to keep the rifles off you.  Treadbreak the pershing and focus it with both marders.  Use that latht on the t17 right after you treadbreak the pershing.  Block with the mht if its around.  T17s have trouble killing marders w/o stun, so you can afford to ignore it for a minute while you work on the pershing. 

[BigDick]

ok plan:

- you move in your 5-6 squads strong leet resistant PE infantry blob trying to decrew the AT guns

- getting pinned by a single bar rifleguy and rip apart by bren tommies and the blast of the pershing and T17

- after having enough pop by loosing all your PE inf you can charge in 3-4 marders to overwhelm them by outspamming the two button brensquads

- so two marders can at least get a couple of missing and bouncing shots off until AT guns are recrewed and your 4 marders got killed by T17 and the pershing

- this action will make your opponent think to advance and he charges you while your relying onto well setup pak38s and hmgs of your wehr teammates

[shockcoil]

Get rid of the ATGs and send 2 upgun hotchkisses after it. Pershing dead

[Two]

ok plan:

- you move in your 5-6 squads strong leet resistant PE infantry blob trying to decrew the AT guns

- getting pinned by a single bar rifleguy and rip apart by bren tommies and the blast of the pershing and T17

- after having enough pop by loosing all your PE inf you can charge in 3-4 marders to overwhelm them by outspamming the two button brensquads

- so two marders can at least get a couple of missing and bouncing shots off until AT guns are recrewed and your 4 marders got killed by T17 and the pershing

- this action will make your opponent think to advance and he charges you while your relying onto well setup pak38s and hmgs of your wehr teammates

And then when he realises he has low HP he repairs while driving away.

[winisez]

Get rid of the ATGs and send 2 upgun hotchkisses after it. Pershing dead

then you get buttoned and stickied.

[BigDick]

And then when he realises he has low HP he repairs while driving away.

nah fail obviously u have to do this masterplan after he used his 2 repairkits and like 5 times fieldrepair

[winisez]

in short you cant win in this situation.

axis version would be like 3 paks, 3 mg's 2 pumas and a vet 3 tiger sitting in the middle of it.

[Smokaz]

in short you cant win in this situation.

axis version would be like 3 paks, 3 mg's 2 pumas and a vet 3 tiger sitting in the middle of it.

And the calliope opens fire. I guess you *can* hummel it.

[CrazyWR]

so nobody agrees with my solution?

[crimsonrabbit]

so nobody agrees with my solution?

guess not lol.
of course i am nobody's side on this.
there comes situations where nothing can be done.
just take it like a good little boy in the ass 

[lionel23]

I actually agree with Crazy, just hummel them/use arty and ATGs are done for, least you can see them unlike cloaked paks. *thumbs up to Crazy*

[Mysthalin]

That's 3 players in a blob, means you need 3 players in a blob of your own to counter it.
I'd personally just ignore it and go back-cap till the pershing gets annoyed enough to chase me alone, then gogogo good allies pwn the blob while I treadbreak the pershing and charge it with a marder blob!

[winisez]

HAHA , good point smokaz.
*hummel fires*

1 ATG MAY DIE.

Calliope fires....all the axis infantry is in tatters and most of the ATG's are dead.

[CrazyWR]

you should attempt to use a calliope before pronouncing it godlike...

[winisez]

 have used them before, ive also recently played with them on my team. they arnt godlike, but they are sure as hell the best artillery piece in the game at the moment. Certainly vastly superior to the hummel, which is costed similarly i believe, which ive also used. Do you assert differently crazy?

There i go turning a joke thread into a balance discussion




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[tank130]

But Two, you are missing the rest of the story.....

On the Axis side was a Panther, Tiger, Upgunned Hotchkiss, ATHT, and vet 2 Hotch Stuka. Somebody, not sure who, had some infantry trying to cap on the right.

As I Stuka'd the atgs/brens, then tread broke the Persh (damaged engine actually), then focused fired on the T17 and ran my hotch in behind the Persh, the Panther and Tiger sat right behind me out of range the whole time watching my units finally get obliterated When I asked why the fuck you didn't help, you said "I'm not running my shit into that"

2 Minutes later you dropped...... all of this happening in the first 10 minutes of the game. You expected to win with a Panther and a couple of infantry units to a very stacked match ( I will add that we joined the game, so it was not an intended stomp )

L2P and stop running away with your tail between your legs at the first sign of a problem. You wasted everybody's time because you are sooooo afraid to loose your precious vet.

I will admit I totally fucked up my opening call in when I hit repair instead of cloak on my Hetzer (while on the front lines).....I cried as I watched the allies move everything up to it and destroy it while talking about having a BBQ back home.

The Allies had a very nasty line set up. We could have easily inflicted heavy casualties. Would we have won? Probably not, as we were up against better players. But who fucking cares, play your best, maybe take out some of their vet and move onto the next game. You acted like a little 12 year old...I believe the age limit is 18, so grow the fuck up!!!

What you did was inappropriate and grieved the rest of us. Now you are hoping somebody will give you a little pat on the head and some words of encouragement and say " that's OK little boy, there was nothing you could do"

L2P