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Author Topic: Blizzard's New Match Making Service - Come Find Your Newbie Lover  (Read 1638 times)
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« on: April 02, 2010, 04:38:37 am »

Are you a lonely colony marshall looking for a starship co-pilot between level 30 and goldshire?

new blizz matchmaking is for you !

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking/index.html





"I never thought Battle.net would find someone for me, I'm just too free-spirited and independent. But when the system matched me with her and we started our 2v2 team, it was like I'd met my soulmate. I still sometimes can't believe I found her. We've been in the Platinum league for two months now, and we're expecting our first pro-tournament later this year. I couldn't be happier"
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 04:43:19 am »

Let's see if smokaz can find a match
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 04:52:10 am »

What the hell is this?

I have a partner, me and Elitegren are going to Paris together.. once he ditches his inappropriate relationship with his redneck cousin, we're good to go.

Quote from: feedback from battlenet matchmaking user
I’m looking forward to playing Diablo III co-op, and finding someone who is coordinated and has great communication skills is super important to me. I met him on Battle.net, and we immediately clicked. He's always on top of any situation, and I feel so safe when I'm with him. He's my best friend; I couldn't imagine a future fighting the Prime Evils with anybody else.

Aww man I can just see the playstation idling in the background as they make love, real love.

Btw delayed 1st of april joke? You fail dude. Also Unkn0wn fails, for believing it. Ach mein gott, dumkoffs.
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 04:58:57 am »

technically its called april fools, usually on the 1st of april, however if its 'april fools' ITS STILL APRIL KKKKKKKKKKK!
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