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Author Topic: The Infirmary  (Read 29923 times)
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« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2010, 04:25:02 am »

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We've acquired all the latest equipment in medicine; including air conditioning in every room and closet, your private handicap toilet and a 72" plasma TV in your office. Unfortunately the money ran out so we've only managed to hire some equipment operators and a junior physician, Lai, to assist you. Lai has a bad attitude, asks pesky questions and has a general tendency not to adhere to the hierarchal nuances in the profession. Long story short; he was the most affordable out there. Don't be flusterd, we've hired a full staff of cute nurses as per agreement.
So those doctors can have sex with them or what?
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Does he have a problem?
Anyway he's hilarious.
rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2010, 04:27:38 am »

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Discaimer: the cases to follow here are all fictional. If you somehow, for some reason can identify yourself with a character depicted here, it's in your imagination only. The patient workup will be on a problem-orientated basis with an evolving situation and new information being added as we move on. Basically, I ask questions, you answer, ask questions, examine, order tests and I respond with new information or give hints. This thread is semi-serious, opts to be fun, and hopefully will be interesting as well. To have some structural framework I've decided that after I've responded with a new question or given new information, the enlisted docs have 24h to respond, after which anyone in the public can come with suggestions. To enlist just ask here or by pm. I will decide at my discretion if there are too many sign-ups (a good sense of humour helps).
I thought it was disclaimer. Google said that.
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2010, 04:34:52 am »


So those doctors can have sex with them or what?
Could you post us a picture or video of what this act looks like?
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rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2010, 04:36:44 am »

Find a pornagraphy, watch it and add some imagination by yourself I think.
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2010, 04:40:39 am »

Nono, I'd really rather you posted a picture of it.
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rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2010, 05:23:17 am »

Everytime I upload a picture,
It doesn't work.
But I really prepared one.
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rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2010, 05:24:50 am »

That's it.
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rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #87 on: May 17, 2010, 05:26:19 am »

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Haematology

Haemaglobin           70 g/L
White cell count           6x109/L
Neutrophils              0.5x109/L
Neutrophils appear hyposegmented and hypogranular on examination
Platelets              10x109/L
MCV                 108fL
B12 and folic acid           normal
Ferritin              400ug/L
NAP score             negative
Clotting Screen          normal
Is he an iron man?
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velocity78 Offline
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« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2010, 09:29:16 pm »

This thread has gone into afib, we need a crash cart in here!


Charging 60......Clear!

Charging 90......Clear!

The Thread has been stabilized you may now post again 
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3rdCondor- just hand out reward points and ppl will shut up 
tank130-How about people shut up and we hand out reward points... just a thought

Velocity, why you no let us do public lynching? Sad
Smurf has a serious fucking problem..
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