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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2010, 11:32:33 pm »

Well, For about 75% of the members here, EIR would win because they simply cannot get laid, for the other 25% (myself included) Sex would win because they can get laid (either married, have girlfriend/boyfriend or pay for it).

Also, your hand does not count as having sex.

Unkn0wn vs Height mapping
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« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2010, 12:12:10 am »

Unkn0wn vs Height mapping
Height mapping wins, cos its like a stealth ninja to Unkn0wn.  He doesnt even know its there!
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« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2010, 12:58:54 am »

Wind VS Mortar HT
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It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2010, 02:13:57 am »

Naturally, the Mortar HT would win due to the Trogdor Burninator ability that Wind simply can't match.
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winisez Offline
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« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2010, 04:08:26 am »

Well, For about 75% of the members here, EIR would win because they simply cannot get laid, for the other 25% (myself included) Sex would win because they can get laid (either married, have girlfriend/boyfriend or pay for it).

Also, your hand does not count as having sex.

Unkn0wn vs Height mapping

I see what you did there.

Wind has no agenda, and thus no motivation, therefore the mortar halftrack continues on its spree of destruction, until someone declares it the winner and it can stop.
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nugnugx Offline
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« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2010, 04:36:38 am »

Eir vs life
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2010, 04:38:27 am »

Stupid question, nugnug - you can't play EiRR if you're fucking DEAD.
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nugnugx Offline
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« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2010, 04:39:41 am »

How do you know , have you been dead?
The inability to recall ones death does not prove that you are alive.
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #48 on: June 14, 2010, 04:47:30 am »

I'm fairly certain the fact I'm breathing and have a functioning heart proves I'm alive - and I'm fairly certain not breathing and having a heart attack would impair your abilities to play EiRR.
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« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2010, 04:51:15 am »

oh but i have not asked how it is to be alive.
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2010, 09:23:36 am »

Eir vs life

lol I thought about it, but you know EiR is part of your life :p.

And back to question about EiR vs Sex everyone who took it to serious, never had sex, or really wants it, but sometimes I would took uber fun long game then fast 10 second sex in the toilet, nothign is simple.

And getting into philosophical discussion about something in this thread is fail, drop it myst.
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« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2010, 09:29:08 am »

Nugnug's the one trying philosophy. I'm giving the absolutely simple truth that BEING DEAD MEANS YOU CAN'T PLAY EIRR!
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« Reply #52 on: June 14, 2010, 09:39:24 am »

I'm going to try to save this thread again.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
badmorning01 Offline
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« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2010, 10:06:00 am »

Oh, god.. I have to see that film.

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BIG MOTHERFUCKER
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« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2010, 10:18:19 am »

that trailer made me lol
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badmorning01 Offline
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« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2010, 11:20:18 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMJ3AUVJI8&feature=related

fakken epic
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2010, 11:24:23 am »

Commando

vs rambo.
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3rdCondor Offline
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« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2010, 12:33:15 pm »

Commando would win because he has better one liners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMJ3AUVJI8&feature=related

Did anyone catch the name of the airplane in badmorning's video post?
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« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2010, 12:51:48 pm »

Zeppelins vs. Pterodactyls



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4
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« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2010, 01:28:01 pm »




Snakes vs Samuel L Jackson
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