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« Reply #100 on: December 03, 2010, 12:35:35 am »

Except not, because they still have violent crime.

A man will still commit violent crime with a spoon if he has no other means. Guns just make it worse
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« Reply #101 on: December 03, 2010, 12:50:35 am »

A man will still commit violent crime with a spoon if he has no other means. Guns just make it worse

I'll take getting shot over getting stabbed with a sharpened spoon 34 times thanks.
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #102 on: December 03, 2010, 12:57:09 am »

*tapes AmPM's mouth and shoots AmPM in the torso 34 times*
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« Reply #103 on: December 03, 2010, 01:19:47 am »

pow pow pow pow pow

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« Reply #104 on: December 03, 2010, 01:25:24 am »

I used to be so against guns, until I realized I could use them to shoot the people I don't like.
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« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2010, 01:27:22 am »

Only time you have to worry about a gun is in the hands of someone who plans to kill others, in which case you should also worry about a car, knife, household chemicals, baseball bat, etc.
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« Reply #106 on: December 03, 2010, 01:29:27 am »

Not to mention, a fact that everyone seems to be forgetting, even if guns are completely outlawed, outlaws will still have guns.
They're called outlaws, they do shit that's outlawed.

Even if we somehow did get every gun ever out of civilian hands, you'd still see a huge jump in crime committed with knives and other legal-yet-lethal weapons.

I'll take getting shot over getting stabbed with a sharpened spoon 34 times thanks.
I'd rather be able to shoot back.
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #107 on: December 03, 2010, 02:27:47 am »

lol, you can kill anybody with anything if you think about it.
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« Reply #108 on: December 03, 2010, 05:38:34 am »

lol, you can kill anybody with anything if you think about it.

Take a bra. Now go kill an elephant.
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« Reply #109 on: December 03, 2010, 05:40:37 am »

Take a bra. Now go kill an elephant.
He said 'anybody,' and last i checked elephant aren't people (confirm/deny??)
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« Reply #110 on: December 03, 2010, 05:43:03 am »

Last time I checked Elephants have bodies (confirm/deny??).
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« Reply #111 on: December 03, 2010, 05:45:52 am »

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anybody
Quote from: Wiktionary
Any one out of an indefinite number of persons; anyone; any person.
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #112 on: December 03, 2010, 05:50:23 am »

Anybody refers to a person hence no space between "any" and "body". If i was refering to a body it would be any body. (space) (Confirm/deny??)

But to answer your question. If its a big enough bra tie that fucker round its head over its eyes, with any luck it will go nuts and kill its family. It will continue to rage until someone has to put it down. Hows that? Not only have i killed one elephant Ive killed its familey to  : Wink
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« Reply #113 on: December 03, 2010, 05:51:13 am »

Quote from: English Professor from youtube vid at 0:48
Anybody = Anything that has a body(e.g. Human, Elephant, etc.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #114 on: December 03, 2010, 05:55:58 am »

Still answered you question regardless.
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« Reply #115 on: December 03, 2010, 05:59:27 am »

I'm sure it would just take the bra off with it's trunk. So invalidated.

Level 2 : kill a boxer with a singular completely unpolluted drop of water. And nothing else.
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #116 on: December 03, 2010, 06:04:00 am »

Wih the low IQ of boxers these days, id tell him that this water belongs to a rival boxer and he has to beat the other boxer to get it. What he wont know is the rival boxer has a cleaver.
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« Reply #117 on: December 03, 2010, 06:04:52 am »

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Level 2 : kill a boxer with a singular completely unpolluted drop of water. And nothing else.

So no other boxers or cleavers.
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #118 on: December 03, 2010, 06:10:59 am »

Okay, your proved me wrong. I shall rectify my statement.

You can kill anybody (being a person) with almost anything.
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« Reply #119 on: December 03, 2010, 06:12:34 am »

Kill chuck norris. With a roundhouse kick.
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