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Author Topic: The usual story when GameReplays grunts come to EIR/R  (Read 14525 times)
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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2011, 11:55:11 am »

There is only one true school, the gentleman's school.
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2011, 11:57:21 am »

no joke, this could actually turn into something usefull, I'll see what I can do this weekend.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2011, 12:01:41 pm »

spam galore is the only true way !
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2011, 12:43:29 pm »

It's a good idea, maybe we could Schools of strategy as sub-forums for the strategy forum.  Spam, Combined arms would be two good sub forums to add. I'm not sure that ninja backcapping and muscle strategy really require their own forums, they seem like something that would fit into the general forum still..

The general strategy forum will be watered a bit out when there's 9 spam mentors and spam-helpers running the spam strategy forum.. but I am convinced there will be people willing to "moderate" and post in the others.

How about you add those two sub forums for general strategy which will be focused around answering questions about the game and guides etc, strategy videos and so and then Myst and some others can manage the spam forum and I'm not sure who would wanna be head of the gentleman's club (are there any left lol)..

Just a suggestion
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« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2011, 12:49:51 pm »

would it be ok if i posted some strategys on how to loose horrebly but have great fun at the same time?
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2011, 12:50:20 pm »

Stack for defeat, Lose for PPs forum?
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2011, 01:12:17 pm »

Lesson one of the Spam : SPAAAAAAAM.
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« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2011, 01:14:54 pm »

Lesson two of the Spam : Play like Mysthalin
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« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2011, 01:28:30 pm »

Lesson three of the Spam : Do not let your enemies know what your spam is.
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« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2011, 01:38:05 pm »

Lession Four: Wait 2 hours in launcher when none wants to play vs your spam
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« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2011, 02:12:02 pm »

Lesson Five: Stop spamming because people don't like Spam
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« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2011, 02:15:49 pm »

Lesson Six: Say you spam to show imbalances, good excuse for playing spam tactics to hide your noobness.
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« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2011, 02:23:57 pm »

Lesson 7: you blame the other players and the game, never yourself.

I approve of this!
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Falcon333 Offline
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« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2011, 03:05:06 pm »

Lesson 8: A good Spam Recipe:

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Spamming is not that hard, really. You just need to balance out the MASS quantities of sodium. The VERY best way to cook Spam is over a campfire. You'll need a skillet, some honey, some PBR & Spam Slice the Spam into thin slices, then place in a warmed skillet. While it's cooking, pour some honey onto the uncooked side followed by a little splash of PBR. Let it simmer for about 3 minutes, then flip & repeat the process on the other side. The Spam is done when it's just a little crunchy. Depending on how hot your skillet is, it should only take about 10 minutes. Spam is served best with eggs, some 'taters & Bloody Mary's or PBR.
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2011, 03:19:59 pm »

Lesson 9: Fuck lesson 8, Spam is a dish best served cold
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2011, 04:35:03 pm »

Lesson 10: There are no lessons.
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2011, 04:40:37 pm »

Lesson 11: cancer
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He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

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« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2011, 04:43:04 pm »

Lesson 12: Huh
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« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2011, 04:49:34 pm »

Lesson 13: Figure out WTF lesson 12 is
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Falcon333 Offline
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« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2011, 05:32:47 pm »

Lesson Huh: 12.
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