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Tymathee Offline
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« on: April 29, 2011, 12:28:49 am »

One of my favorite blogs, it's hilarious.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 12:58:32 am »

Yeah my brothers been into that for ages. he keeps sending me links for it.


I think the question of Cake or Death is funnier though
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 12:58:57 am »

FALSE. Demonstrably, ruthlessly FALSE. The filling of the pie ruins it. Cherry? Apple? Fuckin' pumpkin? There's few things nastier than warm fruit. The only acceptable filling is chocolate, and in that case... chocolate fucking cake. Plus - this guy discounts the interior of cake as something boring. It's the interplay of the icing WITH the actual cake that makes it so very wonderful. Icing by itself is too much for taste buds to handle. It's an overload that leads to extreme vomit with an effective range of 5 feet. And cake by itself is forgettable at best. But when the two combine... Their power is awe inspiring. Pie has the nasty interior backed up by... crust. Bland, tasteless crust with a texture I can only assume mirrors that of flaky, dry shit. Plus... it's called crust. That word is in the top 25 on my list of words I fucking hate. Crust specifically because it has nasty connotations associated with it.

And uneven distribution of icing? There's a simple way around that... They're called 'cupcakes'. Manageable, somewhat portable, and they don't require the hassle of a fork and plate. They are MY preferred method of cake consumption.

Funny ass blog though. The guys opinion on cake and pie is fucked up, but god damn did it make me chuckle.  
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 01:34:21 am »

total fail, it's not a guy it's a chick.
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 01:37:40 am »

It's the art that I always laugh at.
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 02:16:35 am »

FALSE. Demonstrably, ruthlessly FALSE. The filling of the pie ruins it. Cherry? Apple? Fuckin' pumpkin? There's few things nastier than warm fruit. The only acceptable filling is chocolate, and in that case... chocolate fucking cake. Plus - this guy discounts the interior of cake as something boring. It's the interplay of the icing WITH the actual cake that makes it so very wonderful. Icing by itself is too much for taste buds to handle. It's an overload that leads to extreme vomit with an effective range of 5 feet. And cake by itself is forgettable at best. But when the two combine... Their power is awe inspiring. Pie has the nasty interior backed up by... crust. Bland, tasteless crust with a texture I can only assume mirrors that of flaky, dry shit. Plus... it's called crust. That word is in the top 25 on my list of words I fucking hate. Crust specifically because it has nasty connotations associated with it.

And uneven distribution of icing? There's a simple way around that... They're called 'cupcakes'. Manageable, somewhat portable, and they don't require the hassle of a fork and plate. They are MY preferred method of cake consumption.

Funny ass blog though. The guys opinion on cake and pie is fucked up, but god damn did it make me chuckle.  

Meat pie > your argument
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 04:28:59 am »

Meat pie > your argument

I FUCKING LOVE MEAT-PIE!
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 04:30:01 am »

MEAT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 05:36:49 am »

FUCK YEA CARROT CAKE!!!
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 05:41:14 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDtgLn52vhI
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 10:48:09 am »

omg omg omg I totally have to bake a pie with pie flavor!
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 11:32:47 am »

Meat pie > your argument

I like meat pie without meat.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 11:45:13 am »

Fuckin' pumpkin?

You sir have lost all respect. Pumpkin pie is one of the best things in this world, in my houst i have a 2 shrines, 1 to pumpkin pie and the other to chocolate pie.
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 11:57:29 am »

You sir have lost all respect. Pumpkin pie is one of the best things in this world, in my houst i have a 2 shrines, 1 to pumpkin pie and the other to chocolate pie.

CHOCOLATE PIE OMFG!!!11!!1!!!1!!!!!ELEVEN
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2011, 12:25:46 pm »

total fail, it's not a guy it's a chick.

This changes anything... how?

Actually it makes it even more grievous. A woman should know better.

And wtf meat pie???
Cakes and pies are deserts. Meat pie is a fucking Frankenstein of I-don't-even-know. Since the blog was clearly about the desert aspect of the topic foods - meat pie can go play with itself in the corner and die alone. 
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2011, 12:29:07 pm »

was clearly about the desert aspect of the topic foods - meat pie can go play with itself in the corner and die alone. 

Never, pork pies and chicken pot pies are going straight to my stomach
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2011, 12:32:43 pm »

This changes anything... how?

Actually it makes it even more grievous. A woman should know better.

And wtf meat pie???
Cakes and pies are deserts. Meat pie is a fucking Frankenstein of I-don't-even-know. Since the blog was clearly about the desert aspect of the topic foods - meat pie can go play with itself in the corner and die alone. 

Meatpie is my dessert Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2011, 01:33:00 pm »

Meatstick is my dessert Cheesy

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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2011, 05:55:08 pm »

YOU DONT LIKE MEAT PIES :O :O :O

you are not a man, you are a women, wimpy coward woman. no man would reject a meat pie. i do not respect anyone who does not eat a meat pie
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