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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2011, 08:25:59 am »

You raycist tbh ?
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2011, 08:46:10 am »

no u
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 08:50:53 am »

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

This isn't facebook broooooooooo, don't get haxed  Wink
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2011, 09:02:17 am »

I took a dose of chickenpox vaccine today.
Doesn't hurt a lot really.
Nice and thin needles.
When my dad told me that vaccine is about USD15, I felt hilarious.
They are injecting paper money into my arm.
I'll have to take a second dose two months later.
Smiley
Wink ---> Is this EiRRMod's most-used sign?
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Does he have a problem?
Anyway he's hilarious.
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2011, 10:02:08 am »

Well.
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Quote from: Grundwaffe
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Smiley
Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.

Work Harder
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2011, 10:08:09 am »

 Bone-Heads ftw
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2011, 07:38:54 pm »

Dont stop posting
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2011, 07:24:41 am »

Bump
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2011, 03:01:19 pm »

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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2011, 05:55:47 pm »

Apparently members of the EiR community live very mundane and uneventful lives.

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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2011, 06:05:00 pm »

Hahahaha wow for a guy like me who gets to hear a lot of strange shit during councelling this is a great place to study you guys ^^

To add first pony your an ignorant teen, have you no clue about the standards and cultures outside of EU?!? Tongue

Second: it was around when i was 16-17 good times, no rent, no tuition fees, free food, no bills really of any kind, me and coupple of mates where having an exorcist movie night blowing through all of them ( i still think they are the real classics when it comes to scaring me sensless) anyway. 2 of the blokes where stayin' but the third guy lived only a couple of miles off, so he was headin home, and we knew he would take his usual short cut over a golf course, and through some alleyways, this to add to the story was a gloomy swedish octobernight, cold, wet, fog ad a full moon= epic frihten the shit outta ppl. So we waited 5 min after he left to run after him allmof us wearing black and different kinds of horrid masks;)
We caught upp son enough, and started making small subtle noises, breaking of twigs, silent moans you name it we did it ^^ he was already terrified once he crossed he golf course, and even i thought it was a kreepy night with moonlight shining through the fog.
When he got to the other side he started to look over his shoulder and jogging almost, he atlast got to the alleys thinking ahhhh safe citiy lights and streets, right ? Wrong! We had run ahead and were laying in wait and just as he passed a corner we grabed him.

He was so scaredhe didnt even scream he juat made a sorta gurgling noise and feighted, and pissed himself, when he came to he sawus three crying in laughter on the ground next to him, he then proceeded to scream in utter animalistic rage, got ahold of a led pipe lying in the alley and proceed to chase us throgh the entire central of gothenburg screaming how hed murder us untill the police stoped him and wondrin what the fuck was going on and once we explaines the whole thing... They let him go AND GAVE HIM THE FING PIPE BACK!!! abd camly said
-good hunting!!!!
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
Katusha Offline
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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2011, 08:34:46 pm »

Hahahaha wow for a guy like me who gets to hear a lot of strange shit during councelling this is a great place to study you guys ^^

To add first pony your an ignorant teen, have you no clue about the standards and cultures outside of EU?!? Tongue

Second: it was around when i was 16-17 good times, no rent, no tuition fees, free food, no bills really of any kind, me and coupple of mates where having an exorcist movie night blowing through all of them ( i still think they are the real classics when it comes to scaring me sensless) anyway. 2 of the blokes where stayin' but the third guy lived only a couple of miles off, so he was headin home, and we knew he would take his usual short cut over a golf course, and through some alleyways, this to add to the story was a gloomy swedish octobernight, cold, wet, fog ad a full moon= epic frihten the shit outta ppl. So we waited 5 min after he left to run after him allmof us wearing black and different kinds of horrid masks;)
We caught upp son enough, and started making small subtle noises, breaking of twigs, silent moans you name it we did it ^^ he was already terrified once he crossed he golf course, and even i thought it was a kreepy night with moonlight shining through the fog.
When he got to the other side he started to look over his shoulder and jogging almost, he atlast got to the alleys thinking ahhhh safe citiy lights and streets, right ? Wrong! We had run ahead and were laying in wait and just as he passed a corner we grabed him.

He was so scaredhe didnt even scream he juat made a sorta gurgling noise and feighted, and pissed himself, when he came to he sawus three crying in laughter on the ground next to him, he then proceeded to scream in utter animalistic rage, got ahold of a led pipe lying in the alley and proceed to chase us throgh the entire central of gothenburg screaming how hed murder us untill the police stoped him and wondrin what the fuck was going on and once we explaines the whole thing... They let him go AND GAVE HIM THE FING PIPE BACK!!! abd camly said
-good hunting!!!!

i freaking died at that part lol, so hilarious
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