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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 08:59:55 am »

I thought you were mature enough to look after yourself tbh. Besides, you have me! if one of us was a girl we would have had 2 children by now
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 09:02:53 am »

What would we name our children?

My mother has always insisted that any daughter of mine has to be named Simonella

I think it's a name, that leaves much to be desired, for instance the aiblity to not be ridiculed for your name the rest of your pre-death existence
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 09:05:45 am »

Simonella > salmonella?
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nugnugx Offline
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 09:05:50 am »

Smogrenia
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 09:08:02 am »

This went from nerdish to faggotish to gaynerdish!
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 09:09:24 am »

This went from nerdish to faggotish to gaynerdish!
And then Baine came! I mean, he showed up!
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 09:16:31 am »

Alberto would be a serious threat to Simonella in terms of retardedness. But they would be the best coh players ever
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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 09:19:04 am »








'Smokaz how you like new biggest EIR score?'

'Oh i love it Elitegren, no one can challenge you in this'
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 09:21:48 am »

How can you suppose there's any physical in our relationbship nug? I barely know what michael look like since hes always wearing sunglasses, nor has he ever spoken on vent
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 09:22:38 am »

How can you suppose there's any physical in our relationbship nug? I barely know what michael look like since hes always wearing sunglasses, nor has he ever spoken on vent

Oh so its Michael now......... getting there Smokaz....... Cool
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« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2011, 09:23:28 am »

This is becoming quite disturbing.

But yes, when ARE you going to find a girlfriend Smokaz?
I remember that fancy appartment of yours, surely that has to get you laid at least once in a full moon.
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nugnugx Offline
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2011, 09:24:27 am »

Play EIR


Get gay married
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2011, 09:24:37 am »

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Not as true for Nug Cheesy you can lead him on wherever you need or want  Kiss
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2011, 09:26:10 am »

Smokaz i truly believe you will finish this time  Cool
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2011, 09:27:18 am »

I sense a lot of



in this thread
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2011, 09:32:26 am »

I've been reading Richard Dawkins "The selfish gene" lately, monogameous behaviour might not be what my genes call out for. So I dont think I'll be getting a girlfriend soon who doesn't fit the following criteria: rich, fit, exceptionally attractive and of course unrealistically interested in me as a mate!

Also, here's a Link for Unknown to help get his dating started:
http://www.muslima.com/?ovchn=GGL&ovcpn=English+Norway+Content+Muslim+Women&ovcrn=content&ovtac=PPC&gclid=CKDT1cWupKoCFUrwzAod_g_6VQ
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« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2011, 09:40:02 am »

Smokaz i'm realy a woman from Norway here is my pic



ciao !
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2011, 09:41:41 am »

Nice, reminds me of the norwegian Ikea catalogue
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2011, 09:41:47 am »

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rich, fit, exceptionally attractive and of course unrealistically interested in me as a mate!

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PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2011, 10:06:49 am »

fit the following criteria: rich, fit, exceptionally attractive and of course unrealistically interested in me as a mate!

Well the first three are true for about 80% of Norwegian girls but the fourth one you're probably gonna have to scratch. If you wanna find a girlfriend then you need to take interest in her life and put your own life on the self.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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