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Author Topic: Only in New Zealand...  (Read 1660 times)
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Tymathee Offline
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« on: December 28, 2011, 03:49:36 pm »

Found this story, had to share.

This is EIRRMod's brethern.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/zealand-truck-driver-steven-mccormack-pops-air-hose-lodged-buttocks-article-1.142891

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"I was blowing up like a football. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon. … You can't turn a tap on and let it out. You just have to burp it out, or fart it out."
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
FailHammer Offline
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 04:33:46 pm »

Accident my ass...sheepfuckers.
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What, people flocking around to hijack a place on my balls on their ballride to victory and PEEPEES?
Im not pulling this out of my ass, you tinfoil hat prostitute.
"Holy shit puddin, you just critted him in the face"-joseph54
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 05:06:40 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
brn4meplz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 09:20:58 pm »

Accident my ass...sheepfuckers.


Dude, it actually PIERCED his buttocks. I mean I suppose that could be intentional but he'd have to be into pain to some serious levels of fetish.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
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