2v2: Computer/Skaffa vs Wind/Smokaz

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[Smokaz]

No no, you don't do individual numbers for Rattenwaffe. It's more like 0.3RW. Where the combined farm of Bearsoul sometimes allows for a slow slow win.

[TheWindCriesMary]

Smokaz you are aces

[BigDick]

smokaz we can give you a 10 or 1000 multiplier if it makes u happy
but stick to your nerdy buddies who needs to store screenshots of endgame scores of a video game   im sure it makes you less mad to stimulate each others e-peen  

[Smokaz]

Hey, if he needs pictures to remember something, I don't blame him. A lot of old people tie strings on their fingers to help them recall something important. You know what your biggest weakness is? That you wish so hard to be funny, but you just can't express yourself in a humorous way whatsoever. You might seem more laid back and trolling if you didn't try so hard.

[BigDick]

  the difference between us is u want to be  funny and i want to have fun

last one is not dependent of others opinion 

[hans]

Smokaz you are aces

LOL

[IJustDontCare]

  the difference between us is u want to be  funny and i want to have fun

last one is not dependent of others opinion 

Except smokaz is funny

[TheWindCriesMary]

Except smokaz is funny

Also, Smokaz has some intelligence going for him. Big Dick is like a particularily clingy, albeit moronic fungus that manages to survive despite even the most bizarre circumstances.

No one knows how he sticks around, but he does!

Got to give him props for that, even fungus deserves applause from time to time.

-Wind

[Smokaz]

I would definitely rate a fungii's ability to surive as one of it's finer trait.

G4E

[MorkaandBorka]

Also, Smokaz has some intelligence going for him. Big Dick is like a particularily clingy, albeit moronic fungus that manages to survive despite even the most bizarre circumstances.

No one knows how he sticks around, but he does!

Got to give him props for that, even fungus deserves applause from time to time.

-Wind

And wind gets it right once again!!!!

[BigDick]

and the next mong has shown up  awe hai morka

as i would give a shit to opinions of internet guys exceptionally some little specials who screenshot and archives scores of each game they played in a video game rofl - how sad is that please maybe he will realize one day

so keep it comming but get it more interesting 

[MorkaandBorka]

Why are you on here than?

[Smokaz]

But obviously

opinions of internet guys exceptionally some little specials

You mean us guys you hang out with and read all the posts of and write troll responses to and lurk the forum together with

so keep it comming but get it more interesting

"I dont care but plz keep doing it"

LOSER!

[BigDick]

bbuuuuuuurrrrpppp mr walrus where are your glasses?

  the difference between us is u want to be  funny and i want to have fun

last one is not dependent of others opinion 

we were laughing about your madness very often thats true 

[hans]

found this one here in this thread!

oh and hai morka and co

[TheWindCriesMary]

i'm lonely

I think the saddest thing of all is that you spend so much of your life hanging around the periphery of this mod's community despite the fact that you barely ever play, are terrible when you do, and are pretty much universally pitied, humiliated and maligned by 99% of the people you encounter. Who on earth would willingly subject themselves to such a miserable and sad existence day in and day out for so long? You'd think the utter lack of encouragement from any sector for your continued presence would have weeded you out long ago, but in a sign of tremendously incredible obliviousness you somehow manage to endure. Even cave mould, one of the most stubborn of all living organisms, could learn a thing from you.

I can only guess the cause is  either masochism or self-loathing that keeps you motivated to lurk a forum that returns you nothing but abuse and disdain, but then again who knows maybe you have your reasons.

Anyway, don't you think you'd be happier somewhere where you could have a fresh start at connecting with people, or at least in a game where you had some abillity (or even, at the very least, played from time to time?). Just think of the possibilities! If you worked at it you might come off well enough to meet more than 1 person to play with! And if you were careful, you might avoid letting your lack of wit or charisma represent you as a rather unfavourable small man with some kind of inferiority complex. You'd astronomically improve the amount of people you could have on your team so that you didn't have to exclusively stick close to one guy for you're entire career! And eventually your confidence would improve and you might actually not be so terrified of losing that you would get enough games in to actually improve!
 

It's genius!

[Computer991]

I can only guess the cause is  either masochism or self-loathing that keeps you motivated to lurk a forum that returns you nothing but abuse and disdain, but then again who knows maybe you have your reasons.

This coming from a self proclaimed arrogant failure of a comedian.

[TheWindCriesMary]

This coming from a self proclaimed arrogant failure of a comedian.

I've proclaimed myself as an arrogant failure of a comedian?!

I have to say, that wasn't a very good idea on my part. Doh!

#grammarishard

[Computer991]

Adjectives* bro learn to read them, so whats crawled up your ass this week wind whats the need to flame big dick?

edit: lol hashtags what are you, gay?

[TheWindCriesMary]

So much anger, so little understanding of basic English haha

Turn off the rage coloured glasses and take a breather.

You don't represent yourself well when you're frothing at the mouth lol