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Author Topic: Bad Vibrations  (Read 7382 times)
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Smokaz Offline
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« on: April 23, 2012, 08:12:28 am »

My female flat friend pissed in a cup last night because she didnt want to wake me up, what kind of vibes am I giving off?
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
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Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 08:13:59 am »

Some form of psycotic rage if woken?Tongue
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 08:17:50 am »



"You woke me up to pee?!!!"
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 08:22:44 am »

I snapped at her for a minute the day before this happened saying I would not tolerate being reprimanded as a child as a reaction to she hushing me down or discouraging some joke I said. But really, you can still pee while I sleep?
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 08:24:57 am »

I snapped at her for a minute the day before this happened saying I would not tolerate being reprimanded as a child as a reaction to she hushing me down or discouraging some joke I said. But really, you can still pee while I sleep?

Obviously you're a frightening psycho and you don't even realise it lol.
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 09:22:21 am »

lmao...
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 09:22:43 am »

I am an expert in relationship therapy. My advice is to yell at her for not being in the kitchen and making sandwiches.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2012, 10:14:37 am »

I guess she will start shitting in plastic bag next.
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 10:24:35 am »

and putting it under his pillow Smiley
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 10:26:56 am »

tooth fairy came,except,that this time it will be shit fairy!
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 11:19:35 am »

Some Scary shit happens in Norway.
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You are welcome to your opinion.

You are also welcome to be wrong.
Poppi Offline
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2012, 02:32:29 pm »

i found girls to pee in my cup a common practice in my trips around Europe.
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 02:33:03 pm »

i found girls to pee in my cup a common practice in my trips around Europe.

What kind of brothels did you stay at?
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 05:15:14 pm »

What kind of brothels did you stay at?

The kind that involve dancing bears.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 05:29:50 pm »

Here's the best part guys: she told her grandmother she pissed in a cup.

Grandmother said: We trained you good girl.
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2012, 05:50:20 pm »

Here's the best part guys: she told her grandmother she pissed in a cup.

Grandmother said: We trained you good girl.

Have you ever Thought of getting herrpants as a flatmate?. you avoid alot of the problems as this women sounds like Untrained Manatee with High heels.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2012, 05:57:08 pm »

I'm not sure how that would be any different from trying to be friends with a sofa, or a frying pan. They're inert furniture, having a relationship with one is beneath both parties.
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2012, 06:16:25 pm »

At first I read female fat friend. Would've made a lot more sense.
Also, pics
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2012, 07:11:40 pm »

I'm not sure how that would be any different from trying to be friends with a sofa, or a frying pan. They're inert furniture, having a relationship with one is beneath both parties.

Well Herrpants provides alot of Situation abilities to which some might lack. let me sum this for you.

1.Herrpants Provides good arguments.
2.Herrpants is from Norway(sounds like a win win to me)
3.Skilled in the art of computers
4.On a good day hes prettier then your average rock with bird shit.
5. Hes herrpants, he provides alot of rage relief.

Basically hes Leophones clone in norwegian style.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2012, 07:37:44 pm »

Your follow-up was both shallow and pedantic, at the same time.
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