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Author Topic: Cool story for bros  (Read 3469 times)
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Sachaztan Offline
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« on: August 23, 2012, 04:51:55 am »

So today I went out to get some groceries and I have a bad habit of not locking my door when doing so and not taking my keys with me.

It turns out that yesterday the door code was changed, something I had not been informed of in any way.  Angry

Moral of the story: always take your keys with you even if just stepping outside for 5 minutes. (also locking your door might be a good idea)
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 04:54:47 am »

Eh, wait. So if you close your door, you can still open it from outside without keys? What country do you live in? Somalia?
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 05:05:10 am »

Eh, wait. So if you close your door, you can still open it from outside without keys? What country do you live in? Somalia?

I live in an apartment building where the front door can be opened by both keys and code.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 10:48:35 am »

If I want to get rid of something, I just place it on the street outside my door. It's stolen within a few hours
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 11:58:28 am »

If I want to get rid of something, I just place it on the street outside my door. It's stolen within a few hours

Yeah I tried that with my trash.

Didn't work   Sad
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 01:29:04 pm »

If I want to get rid of something, I just place it on the street outside my door. It's stolen within a few hours

Stop stealing stories from HIMYM
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3rdCondor Offline
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 02:26:48 pm »

oh, this story is only for bro's? oh, ok, i know when i'm not wanted... i'll leave you alone now...
tbh, we're still not sure if you're a girl or not
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My beautiful black pussy won
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 02:44:13 pm »

oh, this story is only for bro's? oh, ok, i know when i'm not wanted... i'll leave you alone now...

Yeah what condor said.

So you're welcome anyway =)
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 02:59:26 pm »

Stop stealing stories from HIMYM

Bombeklar!

Leave the EIRR forums you obese scheissehundt
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 03:37:53 pm »

Shit-arse gtfo!

Kill smokaz!
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