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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2012, 11:02:59 am »




now kiss

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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2012, 11:38:15 am »

The day I see anything even remotely similar to tank staring back at me from the mirror is the day I drink myself to near-death and jump out of a plane with nothing but an umbrella.

Either that or have plastic surgery.
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2012, 11:43:48 am »

hmm Mysth i do understand your idea just thinking what would be better if u would do what u said in previous post or u shoulda just post more ''eye of a tiger'' photos? man i think its the same shit just in other hand
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2012, 11:50:02 am »

I tried insta-translating that into lithuanian as I read it and it was still fucking hard to get what you mean bro.
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2012, 11:52:57 am »

hmm Mysth i do understand your idea just thinking what would be better if u would do what u said in previous post or u shoulda just post more ''eye of a tiger'' photos? man i think its the same shit just in other hand

I can see English words forming sentences but I am still flabbergasted by the meaning of it. Is this something like the voynich manuscript or something?
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2012, 02:29:20 pm »

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Either that or have plastic surgery.

so you would add yourself some female parts,so you and tank can have a good time together?
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« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2012, 03:57:20 pm »

Ohhh dammit! I should have dressed up as Myst for Halloween
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2012, 05:57:00 pm »

so you would add yourself some female parts,so you and tank can have a good time together?

How'd you know?
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2012, 07:44:16 pm »

cuz that's what I would do
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 08:16:49 pm »

Clearly no one on this forum has a fucking girlfriend cause they have too much time on (with) their hands.. (See what I did there?)
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2012, 08:24:57 pm »

apparently HAhaha okay lock this thread i got my answer.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2012, 12:50:58 am »

hahahahha i hope a pigeon shits on quentin.

'JUST SAYIN'

Anyways! girlfriends. your problem is that you dont have one, sniveling cunts mouhahah
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2012, 05:17:24 pm »

girls are like WC,either they are taken or shit up
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2012, 11:49:49 am »

i am just trying to imagine how they look after having relationship with smurf... SAVEsoulsGODofGIRLS
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PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2012, 12:10:10 pm »

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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
Baine Offline
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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2012, 12:12:29 pm »

i am just trying to imagine how they look after having relationship with smurf... SAVEsoulsGODofGIRLS


Just ask the garbage men who find his girlfriends each spread over several dumpsters.
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2012, 02:31:22 pm »

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terrapinsrock Offline
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« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2012, 09:20:25 pm »

The product of a relationship with Smurf



« Last Edit: November 11, 2012, 09:22:16 pm by terrapinsrock » Logged

Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a  broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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