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Author Topic: Europa Universalis 4  (Read 10698 times)
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I2ay Offline
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2013, 12:53:44 pm »

King of ALL THE THINGS!
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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 12:27:45 am »

How the fuckity fuck are you supposed to convert/make us of any Moroccan province? You can't convert them even with the highest missionary bonuses because of the tax penalty, religious penalty and cultural penalty. The tax penalty will always be there if your capital is on another continent, the religious penalty will be there as long as it's the wrong religion and you cant convert culture before you convert religion T-T. Catch 22 or what?
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2013, 06:47:49 am »

well, you know that's why they're called paradox interactive.
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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2013, 07:07:46 am »

Now you know how the European colonialists felt in those days and all the way up to WW2 when it comes to that region.  Tongue
(And France in particular)
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« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2013, 07:22:21 am »

What's worse is I can't even release that shitty province as a vassal, or even make it independent for that matter!
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« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2013, 10:08:14 am »

What's worse is I can't even release that shitty province as a vassal, or even make it independent for that matter!
I thought you can create vassals if they have cores there, did you wipe out the nation you conquered or did you just take a sector or two?

I mean, if the first you should have the option to create a vassal, if the latter you could always sell the province back Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2013, 12:20:25 pm »

I thought you can create vassals if they have cores there, did you wipe out the nation you conquered or did you just take a sector or two?

I mean, if the first you should have the option to create a vassal, if the latter you could always sell the province back Cheesy

Portugal starts with 1 territory in morocco, and it's been a pain in the ass start to finish.
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« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2013, 02:15:31 pm »

Cant u sell the province?

Eu 4 does miss out on some fundamentals, like when it's a Great War between several nations, it's better in ck 2 where u can get a much better overview on who has done what in the war and also how your contributions are too to count or not, now it's a lot more vague and unrewarding to join such a war tbfh
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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2013, 03:34:10 pm »

Yay, before I go sleep I made sure that Denmark and Norway are thoroughly crushed and placed under the banner of the new united Scandinavia! Next on the checklist, securing a total monopoly on the Baltic Sea for Scandinavia, seriously, the hansa's got to go.

Problem is I already had a short war with them since I now border them in denmark and they called in the English navy to help them so I've spent most of the money I had left building my own for round two. On the lucky side, Muscovy got crushed early on by other nations so I don't think I'll have proper russia forming on me anytime soon, that makes things easier as Novgorod is easier to deal with.

My only ally right now is Lithuania, lol, scumbag Scandinavians allied with scumbag eastern Europeans... After Scandinavia and Novgorod they're probably the largest in Europe right now in my game.

Bohemia also cut a path trough Poland to a port in the Baltic and Lithuania annexed all of the Teutonic order, again to give them acces to the Baltic sea... Feels pretty natural altogether to be honest.
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I2ay Offline
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« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2013, 11:06:35 am »

Play Brandenburg in first multiplayer game with soup and crazy so i can sit back and ensure austria kicks ass outside the HRE, their king dies mid war and I start leading a personal union with them. Cant figure out if I'm happy or sad. WTF Hapsburgs, you were suppose to be the badass royal marriage gods!
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« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2013, 12:28:16 pm »

this is what happens when Austria tries to fuck with me.  The Big Blue Blob shall not be trifled with.
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies

RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
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« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2013, 12:57:29 pm »

He died fighting an army from venice mayne. HRE is just a shit hole how, this one province Thuringia that was in a PU under Saxony a week ago is now the emperor. He's really going to to be able to protect the rights of the states.
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« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2013, 11:50:21 am »

Achievement: "The Three Mountains"
Conquer the World as Ryukyu.

rofl  Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2013, 11:59:27 am »

Achievement: "The Three Mountains"
Conquer the World as Ryukyu.

rofl  Cheesy
< Ryukyu
Just to visualize it for you...
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CrazyWR Offline
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2013, 12:20:02 pm »

its just silly.  Someone managed to do it in EU3...
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2013, 04:18:53 pm »

I can't even begin to wrap my head around as to how that is possible. And to top it off, you have to play in ironmand mode to get achievements.
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CrazyWR Offline
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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2013, 06:09:52 pm »

ya I agree.  Ironman mode is kicking my ass on countries far stronger than ryukyu
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« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2013, 02:53:34 pm »

Protip for exploring the world:

Have a conquistador in enemy territory when you make peace with the owner. The conquistador army will then become "in exile" until it returns to a friendly or enemy territory. While in exile no unit may attack it, not even natives, and it can move through every nation on earths territory. Enjoy your immortal conquistador that no border may stop.
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« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2013, 03:27:25 pm »

Honestly the fact that they need to be attached to armies is pretty strange to be honest, while it wouldn't be the safest job I'm sure hiring a couple hundred of scouts would be cheaper... And less likely to trigger wars because they would NOT BE NATIONAL ARMIES!  Wink
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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2013, 01:01:20 am »

You wouldn't say conquering the Aztecs/Incas/assorted other tribes with less than 1000 men would qualify as national armies?  Clearly an expedition yet still clearly working for a national purpose and functioning as conquerors no?
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